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mate have you considered making my beverage bubbly is not worth watering it down by half????
theres should be a big alarm that goes off when a thread ends
test
slept 2 hours and had a bizarre nightmare during it, was killed over 30 times
i was in my house and for some reason my parents were there too, i went around a bit doing normal things and then got fucking killed by some mysterious thing, then i went back to the starting point without any memories of this, and then got betrayed by my parents and sacrificed to the monster thing, restarted and died a third time, this time it was my friends(i dont know who, just that they were my friends) who betrayed and sacrificed me, after this i got reborn without memories yet again, and spent 4 consecutive lives trying to play a dating sim on a handheld console, every single time the entire house would go pitchblack once i start the game, the first two times i pretended to be dead the moment the lights went off, but got discovered and killed, the other two i went into some bizarre panic and started endlessly rolling on the floor while repeating something, the rolling was so i could see all around me but i dont remember what i was saying
after getting killed twice more i opened up my computer and browser, and i saw a cute drawing of reimu in it, i kept looking at it for a couple dozen seconds straight and i realized that there was a hand coming out of the screen, reaching towards my face to tear it off, and that it was poised to strike at any moment
not sure what happened after that but in my opinion it was probably some sort of weird warning, it looked like it could attack anytime yet waited so long, so i can only assume it was to give me a healthy dose of fear for my life and nothing else, and that i died to the monster again soon after
after that i started to be slaughtered by my parents again, in the dating sim episode they just silently watched me from the sides but now theyre back and more freaky than before, this time there was a clear pattern of wake up, get out to greet them > mysterious thing happens, i ask them about it but they just look weird > lights go out, im even more puzzled and approach them to ask whats happening, when i get close enough i see that their entire face is just some bizarre black thing, and despite them having no facial features i can tell theyre staring at me > suddenly a well-like thing suddenly pops up where my toilet was, inside it is absolute pitch black and very large, i start being physically forced over inside it while voices inside my head tell me to enter > restart from scratch
the monster and well seemed directly related, but my parents were just kikes selling me out like in real life, my memory cuts off every time im forced into the well
after repeating this several times i slowly started to wake up, for some reason in the last few seconds of the dream and all the way till i woke up i started chanting the names of touhou characters to myself, and every time i said a name my vision would be entirely covered in a picture of the girl whose name i said smiling
exactly 1 minute after i woke up my alarm started ringing
noposts
shitty ass broken webSHART
been barely dodging getting bedridden by constantly taking pills
my diagnosis: you were a kurd in a past life
me i don't usually have nightmares anymore, i don't always realize it's a dream but i am always conscious of having power over all reality so i can just destroy the whole thing and force myself awake whenever i get scared
there HAVE been a couple times when this didn't work most recently being chased by a 3 meter tall shadow hat man in a dark alley

in other news my ctrl keys have suddenly stopped working???? my computer was shut off in the morning probbaly because of the lights going out maybe it short circuited something
well yeah me neither i only have like a single nightmare a year
even when i have a nightmare i dont care and just kind of dadc but every once in a while theres an utterly demonic nightmare carefully crafted not to scare me but to crawl into my emotions and just fucking rip my heart right out
you know how my foot got torn to pieces by rocks
it happened today too at the exact same place
personally some nigger stole my rocks and put them in his shoes, i saw him i hope his feet get hurt
you dont really need rocks
rocks and gravel and sand should have been a good in vicky2
would have made a lot more sense than cement being made out of coal
started gundam 79
quite like how the rebels are armed to the fucking teeth and the other side were basically just attempting to survive
fu.....c.....kk.......!!
federation united coalition kikekilla
i got an e1 for you just let me finish this cup noodle first
had a dream where i was molesting a young girl and i woke up from it with a bothersome nocturnal emission.... but then i woke up from THAT dream and i was dry
found out the strategy to avoid them
thats actualy real???? i thought it only happens if youre like 12
happened to me a couple months ago and my first thought was that i had pissed blood all over myself
had it happen every month or so but i learned a good way to avoid it
every time it happens you wake up just a little bit before and if youre like me you can literally stop it through sheer willpower
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why arent you laughing its funny
too busy dying
13
not how it goes for me i only wake up after the fact
got a theme song of my own
4th panel reminds me of someone
ive had it from birth
suddenly everyone is dying
just wait till you hear about me lad
alright tell me the truth lads are there rabbits on the moon
there were a lot on the far side till the humans invaded
the moon is made of cheese not carrot so i dont see why rabbits would live there
keep hearing lately about how anime girls and girls and red eyes and rabbits and the moon and sakura turn people insane and im starting to get tired of how many there are
red eye anime girls is try hard character design but i still enjoy it
i like it when they have another eye colour yet it just inexplicably turns red with no warning every once in a while
ah fuck i forgot my post
smells rotten in my room but theres no corpses in my walls
....that leaves only one possibility
sorry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RRe40O6QKU
been awake for nearly 30 hours
still don't feel tired
been awake for 6 hours and feel dead
been awake for.....9 hours and i feel dead
thats going to be me in 3 hours
illya von einzbern is the single most attractive anime girl ever invented and she has red eyes
^retarded ass post
i agree too (with the fact that its retarded)
white hair and red eyes is especially tryhard
^,^^,^^^
homosexuals
im not saying i wouldnt spend 60 hours with her doing the most chivalrous things imaginable to a blue-blooded man, i'm just saying shes unremarkable
oh okay i get it
you're just an unknower is all
it's fine, she's not for you anyways
nobody here knows anything about fate except for me
what do we think of the fact that the sicilian is basically the best opening while the dutch is rarely played
never been a big fan of playing either in general and sicily  wouldnt be my first or even second choice to form italy with
sicilians are cool the dutch are abominable
chess is for faggots
ah i see thats why kikes and slavs are the biggest players
crazy how sicilians used to be blond aryans but now theyre brown arabs
no no you big retard they used to be blond arabs but then the sun power turned up and now the arabs got tanned
no thats not right at all
yeah it is
its completely retarded and you know it
wtf even is a "blond arab"
an arap with blonde hair
c my entire extended family
kys
quite a bit troubled and uhh unpleasant right now
lifes really not going the way i wanted it to go
just realized that my entire body has been bobbing up and down uncontrollably for an hour or more and that my heart is beating at 150 per minute
cant kill myself so ill have to take this urge out on others by killing them
have you tried exercising
i know people say this a lot around here but i feel like i'm dying
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yeah i bet
been thinking about "manlet" it's such a funny word
statelet too i love that suffix
honestly agree
never did like womanlet it feels clearly out of place
wonder if theres any infectious diseases that turn peoples eyes red
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*crowd breaks out into cheers and loud clapping as my newest masterpiece is unveiled to the masses*
glargh
*pins it to my fridge*
dont understand about 95% of that ui
feel like total shit but in a strange way better than yesterday
ah yes finally finished with all my anki vocabulary things
you see i was actually supposed to finish them 9 months ago, but i just so happened to take a 9.5 month break from it
i had already built up a solid base so it didnt matter at all but i still do regret it just a little
cool gundam thing: when they get back to earth and theres a thunderstorm they all shit their pants in terror because they think it's some kind of super weapon (as you may expect thunder does not happen in space)
well what was it
hopefully it wiped off the whole planet
...it was lightning
enlightens the earth
darkens my hopes
also im continually surprised by just how well gundam 79 holds up
should have waited two more posts to say that
also im continually surprised by just how well post 79 holds up
what happens in 2 posts
i truly believe in you as a person and for that reason i trust you can figure this out yourself
oh
also im continually surprised by just how well gundam 88 holds up
i want to be more like hitler
dead
light from the outside world dyeing my room bloodred
of the last 300 episodes of anime i watched 270 of them have been mecha
starting to get tired of it
ive also been watching lots of mecha but mostly random ovas
althought im about to watch ~250 episodes of gundam so uhhh
i (was forced to watch) like 4 obscure mecha series of 40-50 episodes and the rest were mecha ova
which 1's
uhh really dont remember well since it was over the course of 9 months or something and i deleted them the moment i finished
all i remember now is ideon and votoms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_Messerschmitt
should have named it willy bf 109
massive power outage in la plata!!!
at least the toilets run on time
no way did they really name an aircraft designer after willy... that cant be real
they didnt name him after willy willy was named after him
genuinely wonder when i will be able to rest
they're not gonna keep me alive for decades upon decades more now are they
got so many fun things to do and so little time
maybe youd have enough time if you removed all the pesky annoying retarded things from your life
need to have marital sex with an anime girl
me i need like 500 bucks
ill trade you 500 bucks for an anime girl
you cant put a price on anime girls
no 500 dollars for you then
 just IMAGINE if the japanese were white
they would be unstoppable....
would be really funny seeing a whole nation of white people wearing those funny robes and wood sandals and eating rice
that's already common enough that it wouldnt be weird to see
common at anime clubs maybe
i mean in stuff like that tom cruise movie
that was a movie
and??? i still saw a white man in wood sandals and funny robes
yeah and thats funny
so it would be even funnier if there were whole islands with millions of them
but do you know whats not funny? noposts!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proargentina
dont feel like doing anything today except cuddling with my teenage anime wife
me i'v had sharp gut pains and brain fog for 4 days in a row now
ugh might just lie in bed and read lolita
wrote two different posts then deleted them just not feeling it today
thats how it ends
awake and alive and that makes me want to die
what the actual fuck is the deal with sticking hundreds of people inside tiny tubes and expecting them to not start slaughtering eachother out of fear and anxiety
i see it every fucking day now and im SICK of it
wait til you find out about this thing called "the age of consent"
"the age of sail" is much worse
not being to experience it that is
dadc about the age of consent since ill never bother with any of that trite
and thats precisely why
exhibit a, your honor
if there were no age of consent youd have an arranged marriage with a young beautiful bride but instead you will die a virgin
if there were no age of consent id have my rights violated by being forced to marry an ugly obese 4 foot tall brown freak of a woman but instead i will die as a holy man(virgin)
youre a man you know
you can just choose not to marry her
the idea is it's YOUR choice not hers
well the arranged marriages that happen in the current world are always between a boy and a girl that are very very young and a 3 year old boy couldnt resist at all
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... no..... no not at all..... not sure where you're getting these retarded caricatures from
it actually does work like that everywhere but saudi arabia now
name one place
anywhere that isnt first world
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selfportrait of louis 13 at the age of 6
aughhhhg it doesnt let me spoiler
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rotated my wrist a bit and was amazed at how it can move
must be something amazing
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a day in the life of a turk
starting to consider getting a real mask and wearing it everytime i go out...just a little bit seriously
>>10235
i feel like giving yourself that nose and eyes is like giving youself anime eyes in the 21st century
those are the standard "stalwart man who has suffered" nose and eyes of the time
a retarded 14 year old american polfag came to the secret japanese underground imageboard i found and everyday he posts 20 times about corona and jews and masks
can i come see too
its all in japanese so you wouldnt get it
i actually would thoughever
found a new compartment in the biggest pyramid for the first time in 186 years
funny how butter instantly lost its 10000 year reputation as a white food all because a bunch of anglos started putting it everywhere in their food a few decades ago
wait til you find out about france
i usually put butter in my spaghetti but i've been downgraded to olive oil since the butter went bad while we were away and i havent gotten more yet
i made pasta and put sausage and tomato puree and eggs on it
in conclusion, decent meal but utter waste of time
either my brain fog is getting better or i'm just learning to live with it
personally mine is getting absolutely terrible
i dont remember it anymore but i think i spent like 20 minutes thinking about a basic math question i could do in 5 seconds as a 3rd grader, just a few days ago
this is a consistent phenomemom ive been noticing across all people of all ages and cultures so i can only conclude that we are being bombarded by an interdimensional ray that slowly dilutes our lucidity/soul
i dont mind my body or brain being bombarded into paste but doing it to the soul is just too much
even i (will) have a need for a soul
why dont "we" (the people that are alive now) start calling it "the year 23" or "the year 8" or "the 11th year" etc. for 2023 2008 2011 and so on etc. etc.
well if by "people that are alive now" you are referring to the tragsg people then i dont mind doing that
what would you call years before 2000 though
i have one last real godzilla thing to watch then i'll have seen it all
well here's the thing thats the entire point, anything you do or have done in your lifetime will be in the years that are in the 2000s, so you can just drop the 2000 part and just call it 20, 58, 7, etc.
i meant more like people who were born from the 2000s onwards i suppose because there's still a lot of people who are alive who did do things in the 1900s, but even for someone whos like... 27 now... you're at most going to reminisce about things you did in the year 0 (2000) but personally i dont have many memories from when i was like 3 or 4 so any memories i have are from the 2000s
in the 23rd year of the reichskalendar i am bored and tired
going to need about a year of free time
that will be... 
*taps away at my calculator*
500 bucks minus tax and service fees
yeah put it on the tab under "canman"
sounds like a bad idea, when he finds out he's going to pull up some legal kikery like his fellow hebrews and demand that you become his servant for a year or something
ill make you sell your future daughter to me
ohh nooooo not my future poor daughters(mocking tone)
ok ok ill accept a year of servitude instead
it'll probably be the best year of your life honestly you should be paying me
give me 6 days off the week and i'll do it
you can have sundays off
add two meals of green banana on top and ill sign it
sunoday
sdosday
stresday
scuatroday
sincoday
seisday
alright yes this sounds like a fair agreement
ill even give you a third banana on the weekends because im so generous
g;ot lots of stuff to do but i just want to laze around right now(as i have been doing the last 6 hours)
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lets play a game of guess the tragsg character
that has to be.... me!!!
A.G
^F.
"as above so below"
above->
<-below
devils to the left, women to the right
angels at the bottom and men at the top
in dune its "Paradise on my right, Hell on my left and the Angel of Death behind"
for me its no 9yo left behind
they're all to the left(hell)
a repeat of 71
there should be repetition characters in english so that you can just name a post and write a repetition character after it to show that you agree/it happened again
+83
honestly if i could draw i would probably naturally adapt to a brand new lifestyle where i live off of a sip of water and a few crumbs of bread a day while endlessly drawing anime girls looking all cute and staring at the camera
like pygmalion if he were a lazy retard who didnt know how to sculpt
yeah yeah exactly
so basically all i need to do is learn how to sculpt and get aphrodites blessing
for me its islam
prefer salami
salami-el gaddafi
actually read the wikipedo page for pygmalion and this guy was way more based than i initially realized
thought you called me pygmalion knowing full well how b&w he was
never knew the precise story just the vague overview
>See also: waifu
ahh yup.........
absolutely frightening to think of my parents death and funeral
ill have to pretend that i care and then talk to dozens of different people i have never seen and dadc about and give gay speeches or something and if i fuck up at any of these ill be branded as a freak who doesnt like his parents.......which will cause me minor emotional pain
don't think anyone expects you to do that just nod and fake a smile and everyone will think you're in deep grief
85
thats why i do right now, despite not having much drawing skills
three whole posts!
aaaaaaa mein eyes its all so painful
back to sleep
maybe i will regret this in the future
think i got water on the brain
love watching funny little balkan people go at it and accuse everyone of being their rival balkanoids
get cancer, corporate tool
get rusty, farming tool
woke up with my face soaked in blood
no doubt if i were not an incompetent retard id be a fucking epic genius
oh and speaking of being epic i think i locked myself down the route of getting tulpas again
its a shame that its just playing house with the other parts of your brain and youre not actually summoning/creating souls
have you considered just...taking up painting
i dont mean that i want to make a tulpa or anything it just feels like something fundamentally changed in me again and im going to end up making one either intentionally or accidentally at some point in the future
i have thought about painting though how about we make a mandatory tragsg club where everybody has to post all progresss
im busy
dont make me tear down all your walls kike
ugh what will i stare at now
10 seconds pass in the time it took for 1 second to pass just a few years ago
i dont get it
black holes or something
we should sling asteroids at them to plug them up
my problem is i have too big a heart
if i didn't care so much id have left you worms long ago
you are empty
6 is woman like post
woman like post
man hate post
think about all the creatures out there with parasites and bugs living in and around their eyes
why would humans be an exception
what the hell are you talking about
^unknower
dreamt i was running on the highway and making engine noises with my mouth all while the mounted police chased me
been a while since i had a carman dream these used to be a recurring theme
yeah me too been months since i had a canman dream
i think catty ad hominem and non-arguments are much more womanlike
yeah yeah why are you getting angry this time
nothing happened here so i can only assume one of your discord friends called you a fag so youre letting out your frustration here instead
im never angry when i post here
i havent been angry......... in a long time
t. angriest man alive
can you let out all your posts for the day within the next 30 minutes so i can close the tab for the day and get to my work
no posts until i get paid sick days
negotiations have broken down
ughh this fukken government and this post quota...this killed me mate jim jacobson...i know...i'll start a group to revolt against this shithole...the jacobins...
need a man sized garbage disposal if you get my meaning
at the tender age of 95.5.........grandgranny has passed away........ may god have her in his glory.....
thats an old woman
was.....
well she's still old just a skeleton now
had a great great grandfather who lived to 93 only to deliberately drown himself in a river
.....not yet
you dont turn into askeleton after a day
maybe YOU dont
born and bred a skeleton
i trek through the harsh roads of hell
wonder how long it would take the rest to notice if one of us died
nobody would notice
theyd just think you finally quit this place
i think whenever a trashman dies their niche gets filled by the collective unconscious
and in the end the last man will be a mental amalgamation of the rest
pity the man who would be one with me
but with our powers combined the final trashman will be truly unstoppable
amazing how turkey instantly dropped to sounding like some obscure latin gulf country the moment the retard-in-charge renamed it to "republic of türkiye" for no reason
it will all make sense once his grand plan goes into action
*migrates the whole country to a caribbean island right next to that polish island or however that story went*
turks and cacas
turkey will be white by 2030
germany will be brown by 2030(they expelled all the browns there)
theres absolutely nothing preventing any country from expelling all their useless brown retards elsewhere
why dont they
the leaders are useless brown retards
heard there are countries where cigars are cheaper than cigarettes
yeah alri who poisoned me with diarrhea inducing trite this time
give me the antidote now and illl let you off with just cutting one finger
two fingers and we have a deal
havent seen a proper anime girl in days
then you better go catch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMEF3SSF5f8
opened
closed
all through the town
really though whats the deal with sudacas and los sinsones
it's about living the idyllic american suburb life through homer sinson
a life where youre yellow is not a life worth living
in 25 minutes i will sleep and thats basically the most fun ill have today
its interesting how the brain recalibrates itself during sleep
you can keep trying to do something and be absolutely shit at it, then when you go to sleep and try again tomorrow your skill suddenly goes up by an enormous amount because the experience only properly got worked in to your brain during sleep
aha yeah funny thing innit
*continues being retarded before AND after sleeping*
fucking sump pump turned off
for me its when i used to be younger and i stayed up 24 hours with my friends fucking around and atalking etc. then when i finalyl when to sleep all the things we did in the day came back to me as like a reprocessing thing that the brain does while you sleep but i was still awake o_0 and it was very vivid
for me its barely being able to sleep due to the constant bodily pain and waking up feeling worse and worse each day
i had epic plans for today but ended up doing fucking nothing because everything hurts and i can barely think
i exercised a bit
have to be up in 8 hours but im not tired at all and its also too hot to sleep
supposed to die in -60 hours me
for me its being attacked by mosquitos all night long
its gotten to the point where i dread going to bed
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yet they felt right at home colonizing it
people always forget that european cities were gigantic shitholes too back then
yeah but india is gross
england was full of irishmen at the time
fuuck just remembered what it feels like to hold hands with a cute girl fuuuck i havent felt that in years
and you never will again
that may be
my standards have only gotten higher since
por quo yo *holds my face and sobs unctroloollbably*
*puts my hand on your shoulder*
well im off to bed mate hold down the fort for me
sometimes i want to cook food for an anime girl and watchher eat it but then i remember that half thr food i cook is subsubthirdrate and the other half uses rotten food as the ingredients because i didnt want to waste it
speaking of rotten food i peeled my last onion today just to find out that its turned into a mushy black thing
did you know that there are 8 million gods in japan
and theyre all in high school
about time the posts start leaking from the roof
how big of a sign of dying do you think being dizzy and light headed for 5 days in a row is
id like to ask you the same question t.dizzy and light headed for 7 days in a row
cannae believe im becoming the healthiest trashman
ughhh and this means im going to have to be the one to deal with all the remnant psyches when you all die
man with 1 kidney in a village of men with no kidneys
i thikn it means you both have stroke
a stroke of good luck!
haha yeah
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ugh literally me
tldr
off to things
im so tired of life
thats 1.5 pages of book mate
you can read that much
have no desire to do anything right now
strange
just like every other day i am making rice
reckon i would have just let myself succumb to hunger if it wasnt for rice since all the other foods take too much time and effort
finna be playin summa nier automaton the trannies ps3-5
...what???
been extremely frustrated recently because theres all these creative endeavors that i want to do and all this free time but no will to actually carry it out
tell you what i give you some will and you give me half your free time
yeah alri hurry up and send the will
eu dev diaries on spain and england
havent read them yet but castille now gets a pu cb on aragon in the first year of the game
all the great powers are buffed so fucking retardedly hard wow
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absolutely laughable ill explain this to the unknowers
in eu4 as is england and france immediately start a war in 1444, as england if you win in the war you can pu france(its piss fucking easy to win)
and you see if you do pu france you can now instantly integrate all of it for free with this brand new update, instantly pushing you to the highest development in the world by 1450
used to try and come up with strategies on how to lose to france but still cripple them because who the fuck wants to play as an anglofrance blob
what in god's name
why would they do this ever
what year can you do this??????
i see i see 1450
anyways yeah that's completely ridiculous
no diplo rep loss
no agressive expansion
i cant remember how coring works for junior partner inheritance
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c also
for the create kingdoms thing you need to be the angevin kingdom and as for the "instantly inherit all of scotland for free" you only need adm tech 10 and can do it as the angevins
they're really going full epic retardation mode on this presumably final dlc
looks like its going to be another eu3 scenario where you just pretend the last update didn't happen because it was poo
this is so fucking retarded what the hell are they doing
and uhhh...what does spain get
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spain gets uhhh.....things.......
you can just check them yourself
anyway i can only assume that this is all intentional to make the final version of eu4 a full on mp thing where everybody blobs like retards and fights eachother
i completely love when they give you options for events like that elizabethan event
nobody fucking roleplays in eu4, nobody is going to NOT take a 6/6/5 so why even have the option
wouldnt want a three dimensional woman ruling me
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jajajaja look at tis
oh yeah i only noticed how half of scotland is english
this is all pretty retarded but why did it take them until THE LAST DLC to do anything dynamic with cultures???? you have this and the pan-slav thing
a couple updates ago they already added a culture thing where certain cultures can become "sinified"
i think it was just for the vietnamese and koreans
ohhhhh the dlc for the region nobody has ever played in or wants to play in and was also terrible?
this is not ALL retarded though i can spot a couple good changes like adding protectorates back and being able to choose which trade good to produce in colonies instead of leaving it all up to rng (looks like its england only though??)
it is only for england and you can just violently abuse it by getting 4-5 gold/gem provinces with it for something like 1k ducats and then pumping them full of mana
grey eminence and sote will save gsg
paging turk
in tsukihime shiki receives a knife with the character for seven and the character for night
is there a situation where night is "ya" 
(the twist reveal in the game is that it isnt this it just says nanaya or is supposed to but i wonder if the translation is bad here)
yeah it can be read as ya
never heard of a word with the kanji for 7 and night, which is 七夜, but apparently it means "celebration of a childs 7th day", it's read as shichiya with the shichi being an alternate reading of 7
what a silly little language
why the fuck is EVERYONE playing tsukihime all of a sudden
also presently i am going through 2200 reviews in anki
theyre all from the first deck that i started learning from and i just ignored it for the last full year since i already memorized all the words in it, now im going through them at a speed of something like 1 card per 0.8 seconds and soaking in the sense of accomplishment of being able to instantly understand it all
ive BEEN playing it buster this game is just long as fuck and i have other things i like to do
(i have been playing it for a year and some change now)
woah woah buster eh now thats a filter i remember(i dont remember where its from though)
what the hell are you talking about
a YEAR???? what the fuck is wrong with you
well you see
i did arc's route forever ago and it was good
then whenever i tried to start ciel's i would go "ehhh maybe not right now" and then ultimately forget about it
but i've done the other routes in a more timely manner
there was some place some where at some point in time where nigger was filtered to buster
ALSO the big thing is that tsukihime is kind of just...good
so i have no desire to read a 100+ hour vn that's just fine in the span of a weekend
and granted, theres a lot of options for time between weekend and year but you know how it is
it was the poal.me chat
ohhh yeah thats right now those were the days
those were the days (when every1 was still a high schooler)
one day poal.me/tragsg will exist
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this is the speed necessary to go through 2200 cards in 1.3 hours
it might look like im just skipping through it all but i really do only pass a card after saying its pronounciation and meaning in my head
ignore the uhhh.....music.......
me i can stare at the same card all day and not learn a thing
well thats the reason it was so pleasurable to make myself go through 2200 fucking words in 70 minutes
seeing all these words which gave me pure suffering in the past and being able to instantly recall their pronounciation and meaning, as well as remembering all the ancien memories of making painfully unfunny jokes and thinking about random shit to not die of boredom while going through my daily cards
really really dumb how you need to correctly intuit all the right choices when you read a vn without knowing anything about it if you dont want to have to redo everything for the real ending
why the fuck do i need a guide to read a book
if you click ctrl it goes really fast
hope that helps
like the idea of a guy who boots up a vn skips all the dialogue looks up the choices then gets to the end satisfied
haha yeah now that would be funny *locks up in place and starts sweating furiously*
is there any proof this is going to be the last eu4 dlc or is it just speculation?
my bones hurt like theyre about to shatter
proofs?
speculation but good speculation not the tarded kind
well anyhow i feel that my hand has been forced and ive started tsukihime like i said i would a few months ago
too many people started playing it at once recently and i cant let myself get hit by a random spoiler
well ill continue not playing it
honestly if i had one wish and god didnt let me pick death then i would wish for a neverending rainy winter night
an eternity of frozen time is hell, but with love it becomes heaven
woah on a roll there shakespeare
why winter rain
why not snow
i think i should of omitted the "of frozen time" part it would be much more aphoristic and pithy
i like rain more than snow
mainly because of the sounds it makes and the sounds it camouflages
both are romantic in their own ways
yes but unlike rain snow doesnt cover up the sound of 5 million retards shitting and screaming with me in the dead center of all of that
try moving out of the favela
wow i yandexed "turkish favela" and its actually a real thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecekondu
what a pathetic country
already posted this
mate nobody reads all the posts
gexekondu
for me, its turkish skyscrapers
turkey really has everything huh
do they have tigers?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatolian_Tigers
yeah here you go
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does turkey have glaciers??
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C5%B7_unnos
this tradition still lives on stronlgy here, thanks to all the welsh settlement
sorry we're fresh out
come back next winter
now wait until you hear about the bosphorus penguin
you can actually sort of read that as gex'e kondu which would mean "put (into) gex" with the vague implication that what was put in was....a benis
thoughts on me being just like rousseau
where are your abandoned bastard children
prefer routisserie
you cant find them thats the whole point of the abandonment thing
good kids go to sleep at 22:00
slept at 22
awakened at 10
big fan of boobs
boobs are actually very very attractive if they're the right size
something around the eva girls size is perfect
they are nearly flat
uhhh no? theyre quite developed
developed into a corpse
closed the tab by mistake and typed in "club" when trying to open it again
was really worried for a second
happened to me the other day and i had a miniature heart attack
got bit on the neck and it hurts
soon i'll turn into a mosquipire
priest says im not even supposed to THINK about girls sexually
wtf do i do then???
nothing you damn retard t.high priest
god fucking damn it all
can i think about killing niggers
did you really go to a priest to ask about your girlust
no i embellish my posts severely
i embelish my posts as much as i polish my golden teeth
i think i should start punching my desk and computer less and punch my thighs more
its far more economically feasible
ohhhh my god rain rain rain ughhhh yess its like im being revived
ive got this theory that i was a god of rain in my past life but i was too cool so my fellow gods cast me away to earth yup i just love rain that much ughhh
why dont you move to england or tierra del fuego or somesuchery
im too white for either of those places
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uuuuhhhhh huh yep now all its missing its a great northern passage.........*splurges some epik river strait across north amerikkka*
aahhh...... yes. perfekt............
yeah and the western west byzantine empire uses that river to raid the continent of mu and take them as slaves and make them plant gold in cuba
ugh
vgh, the great platinean impact crater
next stellaris dlc will give cloaking equipment
this means you can do shit with your science ships even in other countries and you can sneak your navy there too before you attack
i assume this will completely break the game difficulty(not like such a thing existed)
i like how all of the seamonkeys are surrounded by some sort of rusting great iron wall
sunny rain might be my favorite kind of weather
did you know that argentina has snow
.....but only on top of the iron walls
just realized that i could have played hundreds of epic games in the time i wasted playing shit gayass retard gsg
*opens the box labeled "epic games" and a fly comes out*
well you better catch it
just realized that i could have had sex in the time i wasted playing shit gayass retard gsg
instead of having sex we got gexed
looking forward so so much to the dentist just a couple more days til this evil cavity is filled
in a few days i will have my id reissued for the first time in over 20 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4
the people in this music video are my volk
open
close
you have no soul
i have one its just not placed next to 30 year old men wearing wigs and makeup while singing about crying
funnily enough openclose is a 162 meme
it just redeveloped organically here
is that right
yeah i just thought it up a few days ago after opening an embed and then closing it immediately after because its shit
if you seriously dont have a shred of nostalgia in your heart for the 2000s scene era you are a miserable wretch
seeing this is like seeing a perennial older brother
in 162 the thumnbails automatically embed but a quirk of the site is that when you open and close the embed it disappears until you refresh
i like uhhh linkin park and there was another 2 i think
i never cared for anything outside of it
yes yes linkin park is the best i wont deny that
i remember pretending to like that band because they were popular in school but i never listened to a single one of their songs
dont think i ever heard it talked about in school
it was entirely from youtube videos
scraped my knee ;[
as for me my knees have become quite strong from having to kneel for around an hour straight at church
as for me my nape is in unbelievable pain every single day as a result of being unnaturally tall and unnaturally spending every day on a chair for 20 years
ry one of those standing desks
are you supposed to be standing while using the computer
sounds like pure torture
yep they're kind of shit i've been told but some people still swear by them
heart is ready for it
"experience is a comb that you get once you're already bald" 
huh yeah what a quote....
well it is quite right
when you think about it its kind of funny how so many men lose their minds oveer what should be just losing some hair
heard an urban legend that the fakku official discord has a dating channel
could be a good way to find a gf if your brave enough
(male)
dont know whats worse
being a fakku channel or a discord channel
54 mate you don't get it do you
you're not caught up with the times
zoomer females are equally degenerate fujo weebs, that's a completely different demographic from where youd find trannies
yeah all 3 of them
why do you insist on being out of touch with reality
think the amount of fujos now is actually less than it was 5-10 years ago
listen mate i dont have enough time to deal with this stupid inane argument
*closes my tab and goes take a walk at Hitler Park, Welthaupstadt Germania*
*stares at some kid in the little baby wheelie thing and makes exaggerated grotesque facial movements* uhhuuhu
uhhhhhh no?? why on earth would you think that?
do you HONESTLY think fewer girls are watching normie trash anime now?
Director's note: The baby was a 40yo tranny and the baby wheelie thing was a wheelchair (because it tried to kill itself)
fujo =/= girl who watches normie trash anime
fujos are all batshit insane and obsessed with anime and the other is just a girl watching 1 anime a year because people on twitter are talking about it
>watching 1 anime a year because people on twitter are talking about it
i cant argue with someone who refuses to accept reality
yeah yeah im sure that all women born in the last 30 years watch every single anime every single season
so nier got an anime huh-.--...
nierggers....
you actually have sub 90 iq
there are not only two options
there actually are
there are fujos who obsess over anime and then there are standard women who dont obsess over anime
glad i could help you out t.800 years of life experience
hearts beating really weird and hurting a lot
why bother posting when the only people on here are dumber than rocks and completely delusional about the world
so how many fujos do you know
went to school with at least like 5
why cant you finally accept that youre actually a drooling retard and have no experience or information racked up in your life
we've had like 2000 episodes like this so far and every single time you were beaten down by every trashman one by one
and all together they weighed 1500 pounds
and 43 cents
why are you getting so riled up over fujos
they make good fuel in winter you see
you are genuinely and i mean literally completely delusional everything you say is so out of touch with reality
you cant even do anything but keep repeating it like a fucking mantra
back in my days little kids like you got locked up in lockers and starved for days before being let out
thats because its the only thing there is to say
all of your replies are like someone is trying to come up with the most nonsensical backwards logic possible and it would honestly be impressive if you were doing it on purpose
well anyway i just dont want to be told that by the guy who gets upset when people tell him raping random women and children is in fact not epic
not an argument
im not canman
wasnt a very entertaining argument
hope the next one is better
t. man just got horribly embarrassed
i'm just a bystander who reads the posts to pass the time before i shrivel up and die
>Stroke was the second most frequent cause of death worldwide in 2011, accounting for 6.2 million deaths
yet you never hear about strokes really which is interesting
anyway im either having strokes or just a few steps away from it
well it really wasnt supposed to be an argument
i think strokes happen suddenly and  without warning
you dont wallow around in agony for days before they hit you
well im always wallowing in agony
you can have a lot of mini strokes
>When the blood reaches the peripheral organs like legs,they have no way to get back to the heart in order to return for oxygenation in the lungs and then back for another cycle of circulation. So,our calf muscle,called the soleus,does the pumping in heart's stead.hence the name 'peripheral heart' Or ' second heart'.
holy shit why did nobody tell me i have THREE hearts
that is not real
>Though not remotely connected to the heart the so called peripheral muscle of the heart is called the Soleus and is far away in the leg, at the back part , beneath the calf muscle, (called the gastrocnemius).
its all real
this is the world you live in
*swings door wide open*
im home!!!
so thats why cops dont shoot for the legs....
ahhh ahhh home sweet home
*sits down on my couch the eternal flame of redemption*
that should be a good thing right
next youre going to tell me that my gut bacteria have an IQ -____-------
if they were smart they wouldn't have fallen so low
what is the iq of a bacteria
surely it must be like 4 or 5
more like 0.0004
how do you know
could be an interesting question but theyre more like machines than sentient creatures so the answer is disappointingly boring
what is the iq of a 10606
106 surely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYPFenJQciw
ohhhh wow finally i can understand what all that protein-folding nonsense was all about
thank science for all the magnificent educators that we can consume on youtube
wooooowww wi cannot believe you just posted a video from that unbelievably normie faggy youtube channel
think my proteins are unfolding
hey wait a minute i thought it was supposed to be chinese!!!! *laughter track*
also yeah +09 im pretty sure only elementary schoolers watch that
well yes elementary schoolers now will be smarter than we ever will be as science advances but now i finally understand how proteins fold due to electromagnetism and form epik puzzle pieces that connect with eachother
at least im finally vindicated
elementary schoolers now will be smarter than we ever will be(gay voice so its clear im making fun of you)
whats so hard to get mate they just fold and fuck up
yes why even pay 2 million dollars for a 10 year university degree when you could just watch some little youtube video and get like 97.5% of the idea
there was an entire episode where i tried to explain that protein folding and it was the worst shitstorm on here ive ever been involved in
that protein folding (is exactly that)
its not like college actually teaches things people only enter into it because they want to have fun with their parents money/they need the degree because of some reatrd rule
no black man ever folded my proteins
how do they know how to fold without brains or muscles it just doesnt make sense
proteins have a DNA you RETARD!!!
they dont know thats why its bad for them
its exactly like how your earbuds get tangled up in your pocket
i barely have 46 dna's theres no way some random retard protein could afford one
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ok so its like this see how this says "FAT" thats a normal word a normal part of your body it controls you being a fatso
oh so to unfold my proteins i just have to spin them like crazy in the other direction
ahhh i get it now so folding proteins is just like compressing files into .zip i see i see
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....but now uh oh!!! the fukken protein at the end folded and now it says FAG, so instead of being a fatso, you're a fag!!!!
yeah thats what happens when you get too hot
uh ohh!!!! all this talk about dna is making me want to pass MINE on too!!!!! how silly
try passing on
personally i will pass on to the bathroom and away from this conversation
ill go to the bed
the protein knows when to fold by knowing when not to fold
chuckled
holy shit!!!!!!!!!! dbz budokai tenkaichi 4 is goign to exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt know there was a 3 but you have no idea how many nights i stayed up playing 2 on my ps2
think i remember playing that too
never really cared for dragon ball honestly
dragonball is fukken epic (except when its complete shit)
i never cared much about dbz either but that game was pretty epic and also im sure they kept patching it for many decades afterwards
loaded up the old dawn of war
still fun
i like to keep my hand in my jacket pocket for the napoleon pose so i should get a little gun to hold onto
i like to sleep
but im not allowed to
random streetcat got on top of me as i was sitting on a bench and looked me in the eye for half a minute straight from like 5 cm away
yup nevermind it had aids
going to barber
nvm ill do it tomorrow
ate some bean soup and it tasted just like egg soup without the salt
in other news i am still suffering from girlthoughts and when i inevitably kill myself over it i will write canman in my blood so that everybody knows who the real culprit is
laid in horrible agonizing pain for 5 hours before somehow falling asleep
guess everyone else died too
im feeling better than ive ever felt before
its crazy how when you exercise your body feels less like shit and your brain feels less like shit
me i can barely move
me my violent pain always only just got replaced with a dull one after working out
so paradox is making their own Sims huh..................
well it makes sense seeing where the company's going
oh yeah there was supposed to be some paradox thing going on wasn't it
are they actually making it or just publishing
5
what
......................uihhhhhhhhhh..........i'll consult with my secretary......................
*disappears off into the backdoor never to return*
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fan of how they put the big turk front and center for the last dlc
turks is very big cauntry
from what i understood its one of their divisions thats called paradox tectonic also they(their minions)re making cities skylines 2 and initially i thought the sims game was by the cities skylines people but no it wasnt
i dont think it needs to be discussed how a life simulator made by swedes is going to turn out
nooo i dont want to work
bruised my leg
ugh i ran out of ways to kill time now i have to work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis
feels like this was posted hundreds of times in the past but let me post it again
cal(cium)pis(s)
going to kill this fucking retard god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXYGdYZ9UiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKTmcG4nFcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeU-fzhehKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Forq-YidOYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkLqi8cJZ80
hmmm yes quite
i would rangeban you if i could
why dont you post miku covers of turkish songs instead
what even is a turkish song
have they discovered rock there yet
dont think ive ever seen a turkish song post-1930 that wasnt absolute fucking dogshit braindead garbage
yeah turkey fucking sucks imagine being songmogged by argentina damn ur a fag
ive never seen an argentine song that wasnt absolute fucking dogshit braindead garbage
id like to make the conversation naturally flow to that one turkish guy who did a little drum cover thing of caramelldansen but i cant fucking find it
yes you have faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU
ohh yeah sorry my bad here we go this is a good 1
that doesnt look very argentinian
the kongo jungle of los platos.....
oh its that song
saw a cockroach in the bathroom so i was going to stomp it to fucking paste but then i remembered it looks uncultured and also will dirty my flip flops and it ran away while i was thinking of what else i could kill it with
got an electric stick for all my roach killing needs
for me its a musket
well yeah so i looked for a stick(normal wooden one) to bash it with but for some reason theres none in my house
think its time for me to read a 400 page book on japanese history, all in japanese
reckon its going to take me 1 million years to go through the damn thing but uhhh
how is it already 40 years since 1984
dont think so
its already basically 2024
notice how its only been a day since new years yet its already march
idc
*marches into the grave*
i wonder if youll still be able to dadc if i tell you that youll be 30 and fat and bald in a few years
cant even remember how many years its been since i used the toilet
personally id rather be 30 and bald then 40 and hairful
how about 40 and bald
saw "28th year of the calendar of not having a gf" and laughed pretty hard
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thanks youtube
just be glad that you get based turks recommended to you
me i only get cringy ones
did i already post about how the credits for tsukihime has completely inexplicable buttrock for no reason
or how it is just a like ~50 second track that loops 3 or so times
any more spoilers mr nigger
based turks:
dr. tuna
migu hatsunoglu
atta turk!
hey you forgot me
oooooooo sorry i spoiled the shittiest song in the entire world for you mate *kowtows*
neither based nor turkish nor... uhhhhh
any brilliant tips for beating the sloth out of your body
sloths are pretty weak dont think you need any tips in all honesty
talking about the sloth of the soul
not sure about turks but my soul is human
there are no sloths in turkey
....probably
theyre there where you least expect them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neotropical_realm
they named an entire realm after neovictoria
hey turkischer what was the first touhou game you beat
the 7th
why do you ask
how was the process of getting good at it
did you work up the difficulties or just throw yourself at lunatic until you got good or what
watching perfect blue now
ive never actually played at lunatic yet only normal and hard, and i've only cleared on normal so far
there wasn't any real process at all and i just kept playing until i cleared it, it took a week of playing on and off
normal isn't that hard and if you just play until you get used to the bullets and manage your bombs properly you can clear it fast, personally i never even tried to memorize any patterns or the like
did you 1cc or were you satisfied with a normal clear
well 1cc obviously "normal" clears dont really count
why wouldnt they count
well thats just how its always been for shooting games and also its piss easy to clear if you do that
a 1cc is when you win without "continuing", which is an option given to you when you lose all of your lives and...die
in most of the games you dont get any real penalty from continuing(except for a bad end) but in some youre barred from progressing past a certain section
no 1cc is when you dont lose a single life
.....no you retard
1dadc
what you're describing is no continues
yeah and 1cc is when you do not continue
glad i could be of help
uhh no 1cc is when you use 1 cc (tl note: cc means life)
clearly says continue clear right there
well anyway ive finally started organizing my little pictures and i reckon i should be done in a few hours more
>Pee Pee Creek is a stream in Pike County, Ohio, in the United States.
uhhuh
pee pee (formerly dead nigger)
so to be clear you did NOT complete normal mode without dying you just did it without continues
yeah precisely
ok so thats not that hard
i guess it makes sense play other games once you beat normal
feels like i didn't read a single post this thread it just came in through one ear and left through the other
or eye i guess
finished watching perfect blue
was it either of those things
no
i would say it was pretty epic, borgesesque even it was like reading one of those but with the eye
or ear i guess
the term is borgesian i cant believe YOU of all people would fuck that up
im more of a fan of borgeoise
hey who shat in the bus
donarudo toranpoorin
went into some anime sites to see if i could see some deranged weeb mention borges but instead all i got was a bunch of people jerking off and cumming in eachother's mouths about how it was the best film theyve ever seen
me *puts on sunglasses* heh i dont watch movies
perfect blue is real good but not one of my favorites
holy fuck i look 40 years old
no more looking at the mirror for a while
dodging internet filters for the first time since high school
thought i was getting jewed but i was just being a retard unable to do basic math
terrible lunatic delusions
hopefully ill see them in my dreams now rather than pathetically think of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP9sNMbB9Aw
so this is how the turk will be in 10 years........ fascinating
(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 25
evens project jimboid
odds trannygame
finished the last tuskihime route
i actually fell asleep during the h-scene this time around
anyways time for the finale
its over
they won
look at this new word i just discovered!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borussia
why not porussia
is it worth keeping the h scenes on
uhhhh i mean theyre boring and the art is terrible but i dunno im kind of retarded so it feels weird to me to just lobotomize them out of the game
also not sure where you plan on grabbing it from but just use this
https://www.readtsukihi.me/downloads
yeah thats about how i was feeling about it
why do i have to download it from there i already got it
i dont know im just telling you what i did
accidently had the tab closed for hours
its really convenient how tragsg died right around the same time i am
i am angry
who isnt these days
how did it get to 674
how did it get to 10767
i know sex is disgusting but im man enough to admit i would like to have sex with a cute girl
why am i not dead yet
who is these days
who is (making posts) these days
red umbrella
never used an umbrella in my life
just noticed how spanish sounding that word is
should drop the la
and its even funnier how the spanish word is completely different
actually now it sounds italian
for me, its umbrèlle
la umbralla
il umbrilli
lo umbrollo
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more like horrorscope!*gunshots*
today's horrorscope:
a kurd will ask you for a coin today
i would give him one coin
imagine all the good luck throwing a kurd full of coins down a well would bring
slept 14 hours straight against my will ajd dreamt there was some new tarded stellaris update and i posted it here
got fucking memed on by my birthday
wouldve been great if i had been born 2.5 months earlier
think they changed the name of the lgbt thing can one of you pros look it up for me
yeah chief its laplatagbtq now, hope that helps
oh i didnt know they shop photos taken for official matters
now i know why i came out blushing the last time i took one
should one ever play the gotegame
got the fashyonable new id and it looks like poo
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think the others are ill
new eu4 dev diary this time about portugal prussia and porea
all i can see of importance now is that prussian militarization is shit again
>Taxgatherer? Money? He will say: "Take my money, since you can, and it is so desirable to you; take it, - and take yourself away with it; and leave me alone to my work here. I am still here ; can still work, after all the money you have taken from me!"
>But if they come to him, and say, "Acknowledge a Lie; pretend to say you are worshipping God, when you are not doing it: believe not the thing that you find true, but the thing that I find, or pretend to find true!"
>He will answer: "No; by God's help, no! You may take my purse; but I cannot have my moral Self annihilated. The purse is any Highwayman's who might meet me with a loaded pistol: but the Self is mine and God my Maker's; it is not your; and I will resist you to the death, and revolt against you, and on the whole front all manner of extremities, accusations and confusions, in defence of that !"
wow its amazing how my reading speed doubles when i read from home on a computer
i should do this more and not just read from my phone all the time
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i enjoyed this, especially the part about napoleon, despite it being needlessly long due to the long descriptions that dont add much
i also liked the catalog at the very end and will probably end up reading j.g kohl's books on his travels in russia and austria because of it
thinking of going to the doctor to pay hundreds of dollars just to confirm i'm dying
make sure to tip too cuck
unnecessary rudeness
thats what you get for financing a doctor without good reason
youll know if youre dying or not when youre dead anyway
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here you go canman think youll like the atmosphere of this
>It is estimated that 40,000 Buddhist temples were destroyed in Japan during this disastrous nationwide anti-Buddhist mayhem, and in certain places the percentage of Buddhist temples destroyed reached 80%.[9] 
fascinating
even now buddhist priests have a very terrible reputation in japan but unfortunately the people are retarded enough to fall for shitty scam cults despite this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakure_Kirishitan
>The prayers were adapted to sound like Buddhist chant, yet retained many untranslated words from Latin, Portuguese, and Spanish. The Bible and other parts of the liturgy were passed down orally, because printed works could be confiscated by authorities.[1]
fascinating fascinating
amazing i just watched my mother(clueless retard) try and explain viruses to my father(clueless retard who doesn't pretend to be in the know) and my desire to die increased rapidly
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wauw kirei.....
always hated dealing with that green area in shogun 2
for me it was dealing with the philippines
its awful how its three whole states
yeah i told that bossnigger grandi to make it all just 1 and to make it so sometimes america doesnt steal it but he didnt listen
caught some sort of virus and now am dying
you made the same post 10 posts up kid
cant believe grandi finally activated the kill phrase to eliminate whats left of tragsg
>Pure Land Buddhism is a tradition which is primarily focused on achieving rebirth in a Buddha's "pure land" or buddha-field, which generally speaking is a Buddha's field of influence. Some Buddha-fields are considered to be superior places to spiritually train for full Buddhahood, since a Buddha has compassionately "purified" it for this purpose and since in these realms, one can meet a Buddha face to face and study under them.[3] Since it is much easier to attain enlightenment in one of these buddha-fields (due to the corrupt nature of our age), many Mahayana Buddhists strive to be reborn in such a place.[4] 
wow fascinating they had mental palaces they create via imagination back then too
got this new social theory im developing and it goes a little like this:
i need to stop wasting so much time staring at walls and white screens and start doing more meaningful work and developing skills
now to just actualize it.....
god fucking shit damn did i get teleported to the deserts of arabia or some shit how is it THIS hot
no you got teleported to the deepest jungles of iguaçu where its damp and warm all the time
its probably really hot and swampy in buddha land
yeah thats why i told him not to make it in the middle of bengal but he didnt listen
saw a (12) and jumped out of my seat but it turns out the piece of shit site was broken and there were no posts
so it goes
no posts from me im working on kagetsu tohya nearly dont with it then i can close this tsukihime book
but ill be reading MY book by then you stupid retard!!! *runs away crying*
...well thats fine
no not that way that's a glass doo- *gunshot*
who would have thought the door could fire a gun...
thats the iot for you
would have preferred an ion honestly
drank some atomic orange sludge to hopefully slow the dying
is that what they call orange juice in america
no it tasted more like a creamcicle
bout time i get to fucking bed
thinking about essays
i think we were supposed to write some in middle and high school but nobody did and the teachers dadcd too much to get us to actually do them
had to write essays constantly thoughout school
had this old fart who taught an ethics class and he made everyone write a big long one in class for the final and then he forgot to grade them so it was just a giant waste of time
glad i didnt have any meme classes like ethics class
....i did have health class and mandatory sports class where they give you bad points for not playing basketball and other terribly retarded trite though
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just look at this shit theyre just taking the piss out of it at this point
elephantitis is no joke
saw a funny 1 somewhere about how when japs make elves they look aryan and when whites make elves they sometimes look asian (elder scrolls)
elves looking alien is a recent fantasoid thing they are supposed to be the aryan's aryans
which is why its interesting that some designs made the concious choice to have them look like that
cat is trying to eat my ice cream
i would share my icecream with my catgirl gf
speaking of elves i HATE niggerelves and other variations of elves that arent white
what about elves that weird colors like... blue 0_o
silver even
>The blood collected in my penis is boiling and my testicles hurt as if they were in a hot tub
this is a new low for these scenes but i did laugh audibly
silver=white as per heraldry and vexilology rules
should i get dwarfortres now that its made for retards
yeah probably
sure why not make some posts about it too will you
requiescat in pace dwarforgex
why are there so many dwarf management games but zero ones about elves
cant you play as elves in df
banged my knee
wow nobody cares about your sicko fantasies dude
who cares about posts
saw a rather ridiculous and unsavory pornographic image but was nevertheless captivated by the artistic quality of it
if only artist sickos would use their power for good
finished kagetsu tohya
done with all that will probably start fate uhhh soon i suppose
i really wonder what this artist was thinking
theres obviously some crumb of genuine artistry in it but its couched in an absurd fetish
die grandie dadc reich
respond to me you fucks!!
can you repeat the question
yeah i missed it
4 posts in 12 hours
holy fuck if you want posts give me something to post about you fucking infant
a man has to make his own posts in this world
cannot BELIEVE poltroon is a real word
website FUKEN died in the middle of the night when i was about to makea big conversationstarting post, and i now just only woke up
ohhhh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_syndrome
slept uhhh 12 hours when i meant to sleep 5
woww finally watched the last episode (6) of nier
cant believe this shit ass studio is making this show genuinely real good
have a FUCKING fever 
anyway i was just going to post some images of those ai chatbots acting like nigger retards
dont need ai to see retards chatting
it will be funny if all this technological development is just so we end up chatting with uppity retards for all eternity
too mentally and physically drained to post
better get an AI to do it for us
*loads up the macbots*
ahhh macbots now that was an e1
humbert humbert is really just like me so far
dont know any humbert
who the FUCK is humbert humbert
yandex.com
^ heres a good place thatll tell you all about it
reading something i wrote just a few years ago and i wouldn't have guessed it was me if i didn't remember writing it my iq must have dropped a good 30 points since then
talex.hpm
wrote a lot of awful posts in my time
need a firing squad to fire me out
how about an artillery squad to fire you out of a cannon
for that youd need a cannonman
only if its a proper heavy one and not some trench mortar trite
small mortars for smaller kurds
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https://www.dictionary.com/browse/pooh-pooh
what a beautiful language
im gonna be late!!!!
been watching some baseball these past few days it's entertaining but the games take more than FOUR hours
korea is about to face japan in tokyo in a few minutes (japan has one of the best players in the world and korea is shite)
yesterday there was a korea vs australia match also in tokyo and thousands of japs showed up just to root against the gooks
well for me i got the urge to play vic2
got any good blobs planned
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well im planning on waiting it out
look at this funky thing i made
trying to get rid of the habit of tearing off my lip skin
had it since i was like 6 so its hard
hard to imagine the poor sod who still clings to imperator of all games
and there's a whole 500 of them too enough to fill tragsg up a hundred times over
you know theyre utterly fucked if eu5 doesnt work out
almost all the new generation of games have been flops and only eu4/hoi4/stellaris are keeping them alive
canman were you the expert on biology can you help me out a bit
finally finally FINALLY picked up the tranny train package thats been sitting at the mail storehouse for 9 months
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tl note: the followup suggestions are made by the same AI as if it were chatting to itself
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anyway i was gonna post this a few days ago becuase i thought it was really funny that not only would the ai fight you but also be unequivocaly wrong and also passiveagressive while doing so 

i cant wait for when zoom-zooom-post-zoomers grow up in a world where you just make questions to your browser and they make up some globogoyslop and thats how people are educated
cant believe talex got his brain transformed into an ai......
3
with what
can you tell me which part of my brain i need to stab to permanently get rid of sexual thoughts
also can i do it with just a normal kitchen knife or do i need a special sharp pin or something like in the movies
the brainstem
make sure to sever the whole thing
alri thanks ill report back when im done
woke up in the middle of the night thinking i was having a heart attack but it turned out to just be my arm exploding
lucky you, having arms and all
back in the good old days they used to send men like me to the army to die gruesome deaths
aughughugbubbgaha!!!!
(##1d5) Rolled 1 dice with 5 sides = 1
play video games against my will
read book against my will
read manga against my will
organize files against my will
study against my will
no...
man that was really the worst one it could pick what the fuck
think i need to sleep for an entire day
i did just that and im not the least bit happier for it
hate waking up late now because then i have to do my exercising...later...which i dislike...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diluvium
now you know better
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and the hokkaidou strait
canal rather
would be funny to drop a nuke on that and instantly drown 500 million people
turns out the jomon lived in holes in horse shoes can you believe that
and they cultivated rice but were too retarded to do it full time
>in holes in horse shoes
???
well to be more specific they made their dwellings in the ground in such a pattern that when you look from above they make up a horseshoe shape together
so they were goblins
yeah but they lived in a classless society
wow fascinating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoku-J%C5%8Dmon_period
even after the yayoi conquered the whole of japan they kept living in hokkaidou
theres a certain point where old stuff is just dirt mounds and clay pots that just isnt very interesting
some day that's all we'll be too
already rotting me
yeah thats why im going up the flow of history not down
the yayoi had massive rice fields irrigated with water canals and used iron hoes in 100bc yet they still fucking kept living in holes like the jomon did
why not just....build them????
whats the point
mate just fucking IMAGINE what happens in those holes when it rains
not to mention all the disgusting fucking bugs that appear shortly after rain
they dont call em bugmen for nothing
[indistinct mosquito noises]
woah i didnt know the japs could fly
*flies right into your boat*
*surrenders arthur*
would have been epic if they discovered airplanes and strapping tonnes of dynamite on them back in like 1870
it would have revolutionized naval warfare epicly
balloons that drop dynamite would have been cool
yeah alright they fucking lied to me its not actually a hole in the ground its just a normal house thats made slightly into the ground so they dont have to deal with making proper walls
fucking clickbait shit -_-
noposts!
you make one you bitch!
onepost!
it's not that i don't want to post i just don't feel that spark right now you know
i'm feeling something but its not a spark
is it vitriolic hate perhaps
think its gas
huh
i enjoy complicated math videos to put me to sleep
for me its despair
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one time i tried putting on a history podcast to fall asleep to but i ended up listening too hard and it did the opposite
so sometimes now i just put on programming videos because i dont care about it at all and its so boring
i dont like to fall sleep listening to things but just leaving it on for a bit then shutting it off when i start to get sleeepy helps sometimes
yeah thats what i do
im scared of choking and dying if i sleep with headphones in
used to listen to 1-2 hour long creepypasta trite while playing videogames
speaking of which i should listen to my 1 hour cold war cautionary film thing while playing videogames
ohhh yeah the lowest point i would listen to "commentary channels" (dramawhores) while i tried to fall asleep
theres a decent chunk of my brain filled with pop knowledge of random internet drama about people i know fucking nothing about
going to make rice and then ill make chicken and then ill put uhh...yogurt....eggs....or something.... oni t
why not just eat a normal human meal like chicken and eggs
well alri i have nio fuvki g rice left -|_- and too lazyrtarded to buy more
in other news am losing my mind and every time i cook something a part of my brain just thinks im making it for a girl and i get shocked every time i rremember its for me
2
im poor
save money by skipping the yoghurt rice
have you tried a banana
yoghurt and rice are cheap its the eggs and chicken which are expensive
speaking of yoghurt rice id like to bring up a conversation from years ago where my yoghurt rice was condemned
my yoghurt rice consists of just  making normal rice and then putting a little yoghurt on top to make it taste better and is utterly unrelated to that indian thing or whatever where they dunk the fucking rice in an ungodly amount of yoghurt and make it a slop, which i think people confused mine with
its really fucking gross still mate
its perfectly fucking normal and tastes splendid
t.urk
t.urd
no this cant be happening...
k.urd
think if you switched me out with a big piece of turd itd take several days for somebody to notice
i would notice
:)
oh an expert on poo are we
yeah ive had one or two poos in me days
watching the 7th ep
i will take a bold guess and say that they will change the op in ep 12 or 13
ohh yeah i should go watch that uhhh later im a bit distracted now
i hope the new op isnt shit like this one
in the beginning the 2 niggers were staring at some moose and talking about how they spend half of the day every day doing nothing but eat grass and i thought that theyre just like me
actually i will watch it now because i believe my wife will be introduced this episode
did a big skip what anime is this guy watching
nierly automatic
ahhhh yess my wife a2...
for me its f1488
for me its L0L1T4
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ugh fuck thought we would get more info....
(kingdom of night is basically the final missing piece of all nier/drakengard lore but taro has unsurprisingly said next to nothing)
"betrayed the council of humanity" yep sounds fucking epic
do either of you animeonlies know spoilers at all
im an animeonly against my will
okay well can you answer the question
yeah some here and there
ok
me since the tranny has nier weve been playing it
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"Yamatototohimomosohime-no-Mikoto"
god im so fucking tired
should probably get rid of this schedule of 10 hours of fucking around followed by 3 hours of doing real things and get a proper one instead
even christ begged for posts
i think im abotu to pass out he
got dragged to a family outing at a "japanese" restaurant
ahhh nihao
and a kongbangwon to you too sir
they had traditional japanese cuisine
such as fried cheese cake
thought you were supposed to oven them not fry
you should be able to build your own phone like a computer, i hate how they make the phones so thin, i wouldn't mind having a thick one if it meant the battery lasted a lot longer
i recommend nokia(2002)
mobile phones were a mistake
carrying around a wallet all day was already bad enough
absolutely certain that i was supposed to die long ago and all of this is just one big mistake
i'm just amazed the posts continue to trickle in
i'm just amazed with how nobody's thought to put me in a gas chamber yet
i go into the steam chamber every once in a while
must be tough being a steamed potato
well thats it from me today
enjoyed the potato post
instead of gas chambers we should have sex chambers where we send all the incels and this would be especially effective on people like canman because it would either mindbreak him and make him kys himself or he would turn into a normal person
bizarre and unpleasant post but beggars cant be choosers these days
well you know i was simply inspired by 09
can only imagine the sort of women you would find in the government mandated sex chambers
who said anything about women???
uhhh......
*:| turns into a :(*
*sinks into the abyss*
hit one side of the head and now the other started to hurt it's over for me this time (disregard all the other times I said this)
me im in the well right now
yet not doing well
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*inward screaming*
*outward grunting*
bit of a drought lately wouldnt you say
its all the heat
hell frozen over
i keep waiting
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well i'm off to play video games
dreamt i was a single mother 
i was hearing my baby crying from the basement and after getting down there while being assaulted by various shadow monsters on the way i found this eldritch abomination looming over the baby
he said he'd only give me my son back if i brought him more souls in exchange
he had this mummified human head with a blindfold and EXTREMELY hairy eyebrows sticking out of his chest and he said we had to touch eyebrows as a way to seal the deal
when i did i felt all the knowledge of the world flow through me and in the end i didn't even care about the baby anymore i just wanted to help him destroy humanity and we became good friends
dreamt my dad got scammed into selling his car for free
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kike_Hernandez
looks like he said make me kike to the wrong guy
where are the posts!!
swallowed up by the big post monster
keep making posts on my phone then looking on my browser and being surprised that theres a new post
and it happened again.......
maybe everyone is out having a blast
i played rimworld for 12 hours straight without eating drinking or listening to music and i dont think i smiled once through it all
think there may have been better ways to spend my sunday but you know that talk about horses and water and all that
happens to the best of us
i was playing a lot just last month but i already uninstalled it by now
*bes led to the water*
*fuckin drowns in it*
what is there to do in rimworld at all let alone for 12 hours
stare at the little retards down below and watch them live and die
i have a theory that god is actually just like me while i was doing that ie a drooling retard blanking out while staring at a screen
off to work the fields of my lord again
...at least i have a job
me i'm just a slob
a slob staring at a slab (the wall)
if my person had a custom eu4 government with a one-dimensional slider mechanic i would be solidly in the "die a beautiful death as soon as possible" half
i'm doing and observer game
ive recently been reading a lot about this topic and hearing various opinions while also trying to figure out my own opinions on the subject
i have to admit it i worship idols
like the cute teenage kind or the wooden carving of an obese matriarch kind
im going to bed may contribute to this conversation tomorrow when i wake up
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[at the wall]: so did you see theyre remaking Resident Evil 4...???? *fluoride stare*
idolatry of the cute digital kind you may say
had this thing i've been wanting to do all day and now that i can do it... i forgot what it was!!!
slept the sleep of the dead for a bit there but was then suddenly revived by violent screeching
craving some mingau or "porridge"
been so many years since i had it
*slurs braindeadly as i just woke from my 20 min nap*
cant wait to immediately fall asleep the moment i eat
apparently silicon valley bank collapsed or something hope everybody in the valley dies
have had to check everyday for the past 2 weeks to see if the jlpt application term has been announced yet and its still not fucking announced despite the japanese announcing theirs months before
its especially irritating since i have to register immediately after it opens since only 60 people in turkey can take the n1 exam per 6 months(the population is above 85m now)
who's ready for another action packed day of tragsg!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ4J-jvDAuQ
finished lolita
it remains to be seen what effect this will have on me going forward but so far, bizarrely enough, it's completely killed my girllust
it feels like my heart has been replaced by a smooth lump of nothing
probably a tumor
probably youre retarded
love when i see esls says "how do you call this"
followed up with "but this is correct, no ?"
how do you call this *points to the noposts*
passed out
(tragsg) passed away
definitely going to start saying nymphet
in what possible context would that ever be said out loud
still waiting on >>11054 me
he never woke up
ohhh im awake now
what was the conversation
if you click the blue numbers it sends you flying there
i dont wanna...but i will...
oh yeah uhhhhh basically when you have nothing i think its fine to just "obsess" over an "idol" basically hologram blade runner gfs you know you are aware you dont have any chance in the real world but something fake is fine as long as it feels kind of real to you
you know whenever theres a nymphet around you could say "shes a nymphet"
have decades of experience seeing women and i have not once seen a nymph only ugly little fat brown goblins teetering around
well thats exactly the problem mate women cant be nymphets only girls can
i had a little girl stuck to my leg the other day and i spent the entire time trying not to kick her flying away
most little girls arent nymphets thought youd know this if you read the novel
i died 50 pages in
most books arent real thought youd know this if you read non meme books
i was thinking just a few days ago about how i remember absolutely nothing from before corona
big sign of amnesia
well what do YOU remember then huh???
uhhh.... pretty much everything...
....yeah thats what i thought
everything from 2017 to now is a complete blur
winter felt like it was 3 years long
havent seen winter in a very long time
dont remember anything from before 2 months ago honest to g*d
just killed me keyboard and im stuck typing on a rubber mat now
mine had broken down then came back to life then broke again the next day
but at least my phone who hadn't worked for months finally managed to fix itself last week
electronics have a mind of their own
yawnings yet another whole day stolen from my hands by filthy little kikes who want to see me dragged across the dirt and suffering for eternity
waheey and i fixed it through a combination of soldering and googling about
looks like this keyboard will live on for another 5 years or so
me im crying about how i still cant get a new fucking pc
yeah get in line buddy i've been doing that for over a decade now
well ive been doing it for a decade too mate dont think yourself special because there are plenty of men like you in the favela
did i tell you about how my brother has had dozens of girlfriends in his life
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poor guy
every once in a while i re-remember this was a thing and every time i just find it so bizarre
this i mean https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein-Venedig
probably the absolute worst spot in south america
if it had really happened then wed have germans there right now
but it didnt
the natives ate em
no it was the spanish
source:wikipedia
killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill
and so the massive post drought killed the tragsg dadconomy
[deep sigh]
not the slightest fucking clue how montcalm and wolfe is in my to-read list or even what its supposed to be
sounds french
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Knickerbocker
laughed a little
well anyway does anybody want to read sartor resartus ahead of me and tell me their impression
im too busy reading other things you see like uhh
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feel like i got water on the brain
did you hear about the news
no i'm barely cognizant
too busy thinking about water
the police shot and killed a zebra
is that really news
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did i mention that im reading a book on japanese history or was that just an illusion
either way i quite like seeing people/families/places directly connected to touhou characters which happens surprisingly often
that doesnt look like touhou
its not even remotely related its just that its the only thing i had saved from the book and i wanted to post something
well what IS it
idk mate looks pretty touhou (eastern) to me
its a chart of the political system of the yamato
where are the moon rabbits in this system
well you see they allied with the koreans and seceded a hundred years earlier
thats why you dont see any japanese on the moon now like you did in the old days
ohhhhhh
see also: the 11 million koreans killed at lunauschwitz
ill be honest with you
i dont even know if we went ahead an hour or not with this dst trite
time has long since lost all meaning
i was drunk when it happened
yeah i found out dst happened this morning when my dentist asked me if i was tired
yeah then i told him "i dont have any tires on me man"
one very cool aspect of gundam 79 so far is the progress of warfare
the gundam starts out so ridiculously powerful and advanced that a literal child is able to not even go toe to toe with, but completely dominate decorated soldiers AND zeon mobile suits cant even put a dent in it
then slowly over time zeon starts to get better mobile suits and the gundam becomes less of a complete dominating force
food 4 thought
saw that same thing happen to horses with my own two eyes
...no you didnt...
its true i was there in the trenches
.....eating corpses with my ratmates
post i saw that made me laugh: someone posting some image of a bunch of mcdonalds with like three replies with american flags saying "this is actually quite a small amount of food"
its a meme you dip
*beats you to death with my cavaliers*
yeah i KNOW but it's a funny one you dumb fuck
tried to draw a girl in paint but i made the mistakes of making a torn up neck and a block of hair and also painting it shitbrown out of all the fucking colours available to me
happens to the best of us you know
can you post it
no i stopped midway and closed the tab in shame
any posts any thoughts any impressions
im dying for content you see i dont think my brain has been stimulated even once in the last month
going to take my union mandated 15 minute nap first
need a confederate mandated awakening
ok nap is over
the toilet seat has started bubbling up and pealing like skin...
is that normal
no 
its turning grey too like a leper
have you considered NOT getting a living toilet seat
must have used the wrong thing to clean it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXf17bmy-I
dont think ive skipped that song once in gundam yet (short version is the ed)
it makes me very sad but its a good song
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alright heres my drawing mteys
very bad!
everybody has to start somewhere!
*slides it into the paper shredder when you arent looking*
have to be up in 17 hours but i just woke up so its back to the bed with me
me i need a good 16 hours a night
/ only need 15
would kill a man for 15 hours of sleep right now
its not actually sleep its just wallowing in bed
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ok heres my attempt
why is she so unhappy
well its a lot better than mine if that makes you happy
i wanted her to be neutral but she came out looking a little unimpressed
that ones not bad i shant even try personally
i have zero experience drawing i just did a basic couple of circles for a frame and then tried my best to use my acquired anatomical knowledge
goes to show how much you can improve without needing to practice
i dont even know what humans look like man
ive spent enough time staring at girls to know exactly what sort of shapes and features i like and how they fit/flow together
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<-women in my mind
woah fucking PINK TEXT???????
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this is what i have
thats a loli
*points to the "all depicted characters are 18+" label*
spent so long wanting to die that i forgot that im even alive
waiting for divine grace to snuff me out
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personally i wasted all my night in this retard mmo running arty and then running a tank squad while intermintently dying in trenches inbetween 

got no pictures of the tanks though but we had a good column going
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image was taken in the red square area, earlier in the night we were at where the red star is, we mostly bombed the bases/bunkers that the enemy had in the blue circles 
then friendly infantry/tanks finished up the push, and eventually we even got as far as the first crossroad with the artillery but eventually we had to go back

front was fairly fluid and since there is a day and night cycle eventually the enemy comes back
after a while when we took up the tanks we were able to push as far as where the blue line is, and thats the maximum where the team got (either our tanks or other peoples') 

since then its been mostly a back and forth in the orange areas
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as for the overall war its sort of shitty that when you go to sleep and wake up the next day all the effort is for naught
a few days ago the front was around where the yellow areas were, then yesterday it was around the orange, and now its all the way in the city (where the supplies are made in factories and so on) 

im not really that invested in what the outcome of the war is but it'd be nice to be going forwards instead of backwards
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https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/special/international_news_navi/articles/feature/2023/03/15/30059.html
article about pregnant russian women migrating in herds to argentina
guess hm wasnt lying after all
why would i be lying about something so specific
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heres mine
understand the deep context of that post but utterly disgusted and dont want to mention it
cant be that deep
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Blr7rpQYef4
what i wouldnt give for the roof to collapse and smash all these ugly little shit eating rats
well you wont believe what just happened
now im stuck in a bus with 50+ other people and it won't fucking move and the doors have been locked so nobody can get out and we aren't allowed to open windows either as the rays of the sun erase us
i estimate this will last for more than half an hour and theres some old fucking cunts dying next to me and screaming as i post this
^hostage situation
what do you mean not allowed are you going to take orders from some lowly busboy
well you see a man would instantly die or something if we were to do it
anyways the police came riding in on their pink&blue ponies and carried a man out and then everybody trying to get off had to form a neat line and get a body inspection by the police before being allowed off
to be honest with you i was listening to eurobeat the whole time this happened so i dont know any of the details as i could hear nothing but the eurobeat
surprised me drawing a little malformed girl took off in my sleep
had a mundane dream but in it i had a gf
i put my arm around her and kissed her it was nice
24 hours!!! i did it!!!
have this annoying paradox where the more im disappointed by humans the more i just want to get my life over with but the stronger the obligation i feel to reproduce because im the last member of my species
ive decided i give up
my goal now is purely to find an apartment and live in it and work until i die
i just dont care anymore
nopost apocalypse
i made someposts and got noreplies
i might have missed them due to delirium
>>11187
>>11188
>>11189
i think one of the funniest things ive seen in anime is in the original macross where a character dies but he dies because his plane got shot but he manages to get back to base safely, but instead of going to the hospital or something he just goes to his girlfriend's house and dies on her couch before dinner
that game looked interesting but i dont have anything to say that could flesh out a whole post
arent you gonna ask me anything
how have you been :)
is there anyone who isnt miserable and or dying at this point
no i joined the club and hate me life
me im neither dying not miserable 
im not great either but im much better then you
thought you said you joined a club at first (due to delirium)
and that is the tragsg dot club
its a moo now
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feel like i just saw that guy somewhere
hitler?
no the anime guy who has a wood print style face
think jim might have had the right idea all along and it is better to lift boxes and do crack until you end up in an early grave
yeah
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welp I logged in today and it looks like the war is fucking OVER
you apparently need to only control 32 of the 37 hexes so that's why.

now there's some break which i think lasts a few days and then the next war starts from scratch
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tried to draw a man this time
as for me i have spent the last few days despairing over this daily life of working 12 hours and spending the other 12 passed out only to wake up to the phone alarm and do it all over again
equally consumed by despair and fury
thats just like what happened to poor willy
also i feel like theres some fundamental flaw with the game where theres  a pop limit of 100 players/side on each individual hex (which isnt even THAT high), and when someone is trying to push into a city, there starts being a conflict between the frontline soldiers and the backline logistics players who have to compete for the 100 slots available
and obviously if there's not enough soldiers then the enemy can just push and win, and if theres not enough logistics then the soldiers run out of stuff and the enemy pushes and wins

not entirely sure how you'd solve it beyond just making it so you can have more people in each hex but yeah
also there's a soft cap for how much you can outnumber your enemies because if theres say 80 friendlies and 30 enemies in a hex then the game will put you in a queue to join or to respawn even if there's enough space available or you'd normally respawn faster

i understand how clans could just btfo people even harder if they decide theyre gonna gather a million people to take a relatively undefended area but still i think that should be allowed because it rewards people putting in effort
yeah poor old willy died of overworking
they should have a game where its like men of war but between battles its like risk
new black magick ss bros....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ygaETYkfUM
this song is truly an e1
speaking of black magic ive spent the past few days seriously considering making a personal temple inside my house
unfortunately my present conditions do not allow this or i really would do it
...you do know magic isnt real right?
then how do you explain this
*snaps my fingers*
*all the posts disappear*
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youre gonna burn in hell for all eternity for not believing in our lord jesus christ
last i checked claiming magic was real went against jesus
how do you think god made you
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god i wish i were the little thing on the ground
willy waggler rally call!!!!
i just wanna meme it out
meme it out
ugh huh
meme it out
meme it out
yeah
wonder if we'll still be posting trite like this in our 30's and 40's
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made me laugh
fun fact the current prime minister's approval rating previously dipped as low as 25% and the highest it ever was is 46%
found some nice pictures but i cannot post them now due to international jewry
shall try again later
new idea: humanity was never suppoed to conquer nature but wasnt supposed to stay at the ooga booga levels that the primeval freaks teach either
finished gundam 79
was excellent
on to zeta
on to pc
i used to sleep so well and for so long when i was young (2 years ago)
now its just day after day awake with a couple hours of being passed out inbetween 
it makes me wonder if my mental and physical issues stem from not being able to sleep properly or if i'm not sleeping properly BECAUSE of my mental and physical issues
bit of both i imagine
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yeah i got them but unfortunately theyre lowres as fuck thanks to international jewry
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i used to spend hours losing my mind in bed before being able to sleep when i was young(14 years ago)
now i just drop dead on the bed even if i had already slept for 12 hours straight
dreamt this site got invaded by 4chanteens but we were dead so nobody cared
me while i was napping on the couch i heard air pump noises and saw someone out the back door
but that was a dream
just realized that i am fucking old
only one way to stop it
yeah looks like ill have to ascend and become an anime maid girl
grim
its really a lot better than being a fat lard dying endlessly
heard some weird sound near my front door so i opened it and looked outside and there was a whole black sea of niggers there
i really fucking hate spring since its nigger breeding season
funny how lucifer got sent to fukken hell for having sex
did he really
yeah it says right there on the bible that he got kicked out the house by God for getting himself a gf(human)
paradise lost isnt the bible
>In his introduction to the Penguin edition of Paradise Lost,
stopped reading right there
発狂してるんやで
どっかの人が助けてくれんならヤバイ事になってしまうやな
alright what the hell is the bible
its a bunch of historical texts from around jesus' time
...talking about how kike magic dropped us from heaven
do you know what "the" program for making little songs the little little pathetic people that make songs use
boiling with the desire to achieve stuff and create things for the past few weeks though i obviously have done nothing so far despite these overwhelming feelings
uhhhh i believe fl studio is like...the one...you could ask /g/ maybe
hmmm
perhaps
just maybe
some movies are in order
what do we think men
over my dead body
ive said We need to watch citizen kane
barely have the energy to stare at the wall these days
i want to put on triumph of the will, lolita, rocky iv
i dont want to watch ANY of these!
hey wait a minute lolita is a book
i'l watch rocky iv thats the one that has the aryan guy from the mosely memes
ill watch the rhine
yeah thats basically why i want to watch it i want to see dolph lundgren beat the shit out of that nigger
googling (a)dolph lundgren he looks like a worm
....but if he beats the shit out of anglos then he might not be such a bad guy
he's the giga-aryan ubermensch
first you didnt know about paradise lost now you don't know about this guy are you SURE you're not the bigger?
i dont watch movies because im not a tranny and i only looked up paradise lost on wikipedia because i have no life
disgustingly bigger esque post i hope you can explain yourself post haste
say what you want kike my aryan soul will be forever free
what the FUCK jesus had a BROTHER????
yeah he's the giga-aryan ubermensch
yeah he was mexican why do you think theyre all named that
okay he wasnt actually his brother he's just called that
still weird ive never heard about this even though i go to church
wow i opened up /g/ and half of the threads are guides on how to summon ai succubus and the other half are threads from supposed programmers crying about how they're gonna kill themselves because ai succubus are gonna steal their jobs
okay mates rocky iv it is
will how does.... 9 est sound? today?
i wont be watching it i havent seen the other rocks
>If they made a black-identifying ai would it have the niggerword pass?
i dont know about you men but i highly like this post just because of how retarded and random it is
well its funny
i had something to add to this post
but i was struck by the dont cares
i'm going to be busy for once in my life at that exact time
yeah at the exact time they make a black identifying ai
theyll use sp's brain
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i havent actually seen any of the other ones either 
you dont need to hav seen them
saw the first one years ago and the rest of them centuries ago
i want to get ice cream if im being honest
indian man said he liked my sweatshirt (it is grey and says ohio)
didnt know there were any indians left east of the mississippi
so will anyone watch if i put it on or
cant tonight
indian (subcontinent) not continental
actually i dont think ive ever seen a native american in me life
dad told me about how he used to work on a reservation's smoke shop though
>>11296
its funny because i saw on /x/ people saying how AI only started going leaps and bounds since the uh brainlink thing was released, and that all the neural networks are actually just homeless/unsesirable (for globohomo)people in a bunker used to compute thinga
i saw one in a zoo eating a banana together with a monkey on top of a tree
well i guess that means im desirable
YEAH IM SURE YOUD BE POPULAR AMONG ALL THE CUTE THREE LETTER ORGANIZATION GIRLS
you saw an AI on a zoo??
no no it was a homeless person try to keep up
yeah it was a homeless abo slurping on the brand new petrol banana monster they're selling in dixieland
oh and he was riding on uhhh a kike
wow thanks for making zero posts while i was out very considerate
i was out doing something very embarrassing
i made a whole big fat .txt of an entire game plot and story and full cast and comments on how gameplay and music should be knowing full well i would never do any of this
did that myself once but i only got a page in before deleting it all out of embarrassment
uve a few text files about theoretical gsg mechanics
wowww what the FUCK just saw the phrase "macbot" used in a completely detached community with a completely different terminology
convergent evolution....
the macbot farm community...
see macon is probably one of those people  that got taken to the AI bunker
also unrelateldly i went on /pol/ the other day and i saw a lot more bot related paranoia and also related to that in the MMO i was playing i heard some people mention that there was someone who put some GPT bot on /pol/ for a few weeks and nobody called them out on being a bot or some such experiment, and also some other guy who was replying to some poster with AI text and showing it to them afterwards
bots are programmed to admit they are bots when asked and also they cant say nigger
gundam zeta is excellent so far
main character is completely autistic, had an enormous spergout and assaulted a private military member because the guy said his name (kamille) was a girl's name under his breath
then long after this event happened he was completely prepared to murder this man while inside of a gundam because of this earlier transgression
now he's completely mentally prepared to go kill his dad for having an affair
all within 5 episodes
always nice to see an anime protagonist who isnt a weenie that cries about everything
always nice to see a tragsg poster who isnt a weenie that cries about everything
well he is still a bit of a crybaby but most of that is repressed by his evidently unbridled autism and psychopathic tendencies
*grunts*
oh yes he also instantly defected to a rebel organization without a second thought because of how much he hates earthling supremacy
anyways i highly suggest any trashman with time to kill get into gundam
would rather get into a gundam 
then kill everyone
what if im a timeman with trash
amazing how people were carrying and using blades just fine a hundred years ago and then suddenly the whole worldwide sword culture suddenly goes poof everywhere at once with no explanation
i smell a conspiracy
its called two world wars you might've heard of em
been in such an absolutely awful mood recently and i get pissed over the smallest things which just makes it worse
is this what fucking women feel like on their periods? it's maddening
personally i dont think about women on periods at all
yeah i only think about them during class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVir4Jw7U8
talked with an ai, have to say it was quite disappointing
they're a total meme
cant even tell you what day it is
neither can i in their defense
wowww holy fuck crazy how luck can just 180 like that
yeah *has no idea what you are talking about and intrinsically dadcs*
how do you coinflip here
just use the last number of your post for evens and odds
but i know what my post number is gonna be you numbskull
its symbolic of how fate is preordained
explains why my life fucking stinks
(##1d2) Rolled 1 dice with 2 sides = 2
do they transfer data in spain by fucking tin can to string?
this government agency's website has an image upload limit of 100kb
why do you need to transfer big files to spain talex
applying to work
im not getting my hopes up but its a possibility
ok what the fuck TWO things have gone perfectly for me today
may have to start believing in god at this rate
the third thing will go terribly and invalidate any good the first two did
thinking about it and attack on titan is really quite epic
just a shame about the ending
never consumed
got no interest to
its worth it when the last hit finally geta animated
bit* gets* ugh
yeah but i have other things to watch that i care about
yeah like the wall
no gundam
had a terrible terrible nightmare
a sign of things to come
no jesus fucking christ no ill break out into tears if you tell me thats my future
you have been warned
*flops
feels like my heart is being scraped from the inside out with a fucking spoon
had that a week ago but it was sandpaper instead of a spoon
and it was the inside of my balls and lower gut instead of the heart
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malaysain on /sp/ sperged the fuck out with three paragraph long posts about true randomness with no replies
tell him that rolling dice is true randomness and he's a gay little prettied up faggot for trying to find some meaning in randomness
would you look at that theres no dinner for me tonight
did the website die for two hours for everyone else or was it just for me
ive eaten 4 times in the last 8 days me
yeah it died for me i just assume someone else will fix it every time though
well unfortunately it was fixed
uh dont you mean fortunately so now you can continue posting with your tragsg pals forever!
*frowns*
*pulls the pc plug out*
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i dont know if that would work, he sperged out because someone posted their cat's picks and he went "well the cat could have picked these things because of atmospheric pressure, radiation, magnetic fields, ect. so it's not random"
ah yes "天津日子番能邇邇芸命(アマツヒコヒコホノニニギノミコト)" what a beautiful name
well anyway it turns out the reason why the people of the imperial line is which is a line of gods have human lifespans is because their great ancestor who married a woman and her older sister chased the older sister out soon after because she was ugly....causing his entire lineage of gods to be cursed with the lifespan of humans for all eternity
were he not to chase her out his entire lineage would become perfectly immortal instead
even me?
yeah he'd chase you out too
took me almost 40 minutes to make a sandwich
where has my brain capacity gone
think the issue was with where your sausages were gone mate not your brain
yeah sorry mate thats pretty high level retardation
imagining you just standing there looking at two slices of bread completely flummoxed
at least it tasted fine
i kept trying to do things with only one hand so the other one would stay clean and i wouldn't dirty up anything when i put it back into the fridge
but then i got my hands mixed up and had to go to the bashroom to wash them because the kitchen sink was full of dirty dishes
even still no idea how it took so long
grandfather of the founding emperor of japan married a goddess of the sea and he had to see her transform back into her original form (a salmon) and give birth to his children like that
quite the mythology i dare say
*camera switches to a jap as he eats his long lost brother rolled up in rice and algae*
father got a call from the police yesterday and it turns out they found his phone from 5-6 years ago which had mysteriously disappeared
when he opened it up all the text was in......arabic O-o turns out it was stolen by some araboid and he got caught by the police with a motherload of stolen goods
i had a phone stolen in highschool
oh and just yesterday i was talking to some guy who got pickpocketed by gypsy femoids while on a bus
what a time to be alive
i really like when someone pointed out to me how a subreddit like r/europe is obviously super gay and left but whenever gypsys come up they all act like hitler 2.0
thats how it is for all europeans even the soy wojak ones
where did they even come from
india as you may expect
fascinating
if you look at the historical charts youll see that they have gradually migrated further and further west so i anticipate that they will eventually migrate into the atlantic and drown
*they make landfall again in argentina*
but i thought browns couldnt swim
why didnt more people make family chronicles
like "ohh me father bobson was a fisher and his father was flip flopper and we come from the land of X" and so on and then his son adds on to it after his death and the same with that guys son etc
do people just not care about explaining their roots
yes most people dadc about thousands of years of farmers
thought about starting one of those myself
only problem is that i probably won't have anyone to pass it on to
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saw a man make an anime girl on his computer, set up a machine to make a mould according to the girl, melt silver by himself and pour it into the mould, and he made a pendant of her
inspired me to do the same but i dont have money so it cant be helped
holy shit!!! tranny just told me that trump is going to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wowwww
*scratches my head* 
*throws banana peel on to the floor*
*rolls over*
*falls asleep*
what the fuck!!!!!!!! my tranny just toled me that theyre gonna ban yellow bananas from the market because theyre a pro-trump symbol!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wait a minute i just realized the flag of brazil is green becasue the bananas there are green
speaking of brazil i heard there was a shark invasion in brazil and they already ate like 78 favelados who were on the beach
that doesnt make sense since favelados cant swim
did you forget sharks can walk
that just reminded me of how 10 or so years ago shark girls were a big meme
yeah and sharknado
acchh yes new nier ep in case you forgot like me
oh i did
im watching poofc for the time being
woahh i opened up the song making thing and i have no idea what the fuck any of this is
made a 5 second thing and its already stuck to the very fucking bottom of my fucking brain and just constantly repeating even when i pause it
yup 30 minutes of pressing random buttons think i worked hard enough
ahhhhhhhhgggg my fucking head feels like its gonna explode
( ´・・)ノ(._.`)
spent 4 full hours straight talking to a man on the internet
oh hey nier is getting another hiatus
nier more like far
spent 4 full hours waiting for posts on the internet
the wait is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfgBDs8z6WE
T_T
reading about drawing
think the most shocking stuff was seeing some exercises and realizing that its the same as the bullshit homework my art teachers gave me in elementary school and that they really were trying to teach something and not just making shit up
ok poofc is over i'll watch nier now
and another indefinite hiatus simply epic
you could say the whole thing has niarly gone poofc
what an episode to have a month delay on
thought you were talking about an episode (tragsg) and i had missed some epic posts but alas
personally i dont mind slow old man tragsg
the diseased old man of the gsgsphere you could saay
yeah i don't mind being on the bottom of the sine wave for a while or even most of the time as long as there's still some ups every once in a while
i want there to always be posts because when i have the thread open and am waiting for posts it constantly occupies a part of my brain and i waste endless amounts of time checking it constantly 
and if i were to just close the tab and only check it every halfday or so then i would keep missing epic episodes so theres just no way out
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am doing things that we all had to do in preschool to prepare for writing the alphabet and i think i want to spend 2 hours everyday doing little exercises like these and 1 hour tracing anime girls
actually youre supposed to do this shite on real paper with real pen but i dont want to do that and just want to either draw via mouse or via drawing tablet(which i dont have)
good luck its more than i'll do in me life
canman got a business proposition
buy me a home in alaska and i'll live there and you can like...send your mail to me...or file taxes under me...and uhhh...im sure this will benefit you...but you should be me the house first then we can figure the rest out
woah hold up there bud he promised to buy me a house first!!!
really the only reason im even trying this out is because i received divine enlightenment stating that all things are learnt by grinding it for a trillion hours and that thus i can learn drawing by doing the same thing
never did that in my life
well yes that's a genuine fact of life
but its not fun
well if i were looking for fun i wouldnt be here now would i(here used ambigiously to imply both tragsg and life)
been a long time since a post
uuuugghghhh i cant wait until the snow melts i miss going out for nighttime rides
so funny seeing real people with the same last name as anime girls
have you considered that maybe its the other way around
i think therefore i am
japanese people are asian and thereforely, they are not
wow a robotic screech followed by thunder this isn't ominous at all
tired from writing on all these .txt files
https://turkpidya.com/en/gold-in-turkey/#Republic_gold
thinking of restarting the ancient practice of more than one meal a day
turkip 
is that like the turkish version of ukip
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dont know either of those
how come only america europe and japan make video games
where is the turkvidya
youre stepping on it retard
posted halfway but i wantedd to connect it to mountain blade
the reason is because being a software developer in any country outside of those 3 is an absolute nightmare and you'll be fed pennies at best when you can just slave away for a foreign company for much more money and in some cases even larp as a resident of said country and not pooistan so you get a fair salary
>>11456
no its the turkish version of turnip
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the actual answer is that millions of videogames are made by people from every fucking country theres probably uzbekistani developers in games you like

the thing thoughmeverst is that big companies are usually from those places, and small indie companies/1 or 2 man teams you just dont know where there from unless you research it (which you never do)
but by the nature of the market itd be really rare to have like a "national" videogame company, if you have a company itll be filled by online foreigners, and if you have smart game devs they will probably be getting paid a lot by a foreign company. combining the 2 at once isnt something that happens all the time
(also the reason all the companies are from there is simple Kapital)
yeah yeah you just copied my post man better hope you can afford a lawyer
the turkish gamedev scene may not be the best, but the turkish lawyer scene is top of the line
if you throw the suspect down the well and if he sinks then he is guilty
if he floats then he is not guilty
its quick, efficient, and flawless
remember when i posted about going to church and there being a "loli"
well today the mother of that family saw fit to introduce herself and her family to me
take that as you will
(for the record i have NOT been staring at or having perverted thoughts about their daughters you freaks)
the fact that you havent been instantly vaporized by a bolt of lighting is evidence against the divine
yeah hearing about the acts the godly men here undertake has disillusioned me more than anything ever could
literally WHAT have i done wrong
well personally i was a pious upright man many many moons ago
now im just a brick tile on the roof though
suffering physical pain from going too long without reading books
yeah yeah sure you were mate
meanwhile i AM a pious upstanding man RIGHT NOW and you all see fit to traduce me
lets see here
canman: pedophile rapist in training
hm: rapist abductor in practice
sp: a monkey
i didnt even say anything to you damn fucking troll
1. im not a pedophile i like teenage girls
2. im not a rapist i hate sex
3. everyone but me is the same poster that is the golden rule of tragsg
me im just poor and like anime girls
anyrposts
you just had some an hour ago wait for dinner
hope i burn to ashes
honestly at this point it feels like sentience is wasted on me
sentenced to sentience
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he said the line!
tell me whats so funny so we can laugh together
well the reality ive now discovered is the scene is completely different from what you would assume
someone asks him "why did you come back to earth" and he says "i came to laugh at you...is that what you wanted me to say?"
wow amazing so what youre telling me here is that ive been lied to my entire life
yeah basically
next youre gonna tell me the holocaust wasnt real
think my most weird sleep experience recently has been suddenly entering some half-awake state where i can do nothing but hear and feel my breath and then suddenly jumped out of bed against my will after taking a massive breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kSnrd2oNRg
'ello mates!!! gonna post some descriptions of random shit i downloaded!!! help me decide which to watch later!!! (by myself)
first one
>Earth's last city, Olympus, rose from the ashes of global war on the backs of Bioroids, artificial clones who make up half the city's population. Under the guidance of a supercomputer, humanity's last survivors enjoy peace, but only on the surface. Human terrorists within the military seek a return to power and clash with the government's forces led by the legendary soldier, Deunan Knute, and her boyfriend who is 75% machine.

second one
>The year is 2046. Detective Ross Sylibus is transferred to Mars when a country singer on his flight is murdered. Making matters more complicated is that the singer is a "Third"—a robot that looks and feels like a human. Sylibus is partnered with Armitage—a beautiful female cop with a bad attitude. As they investigate the murder of the singer and other women on Mars, they uncover a conspiracy that can have them both killed by the Martian government.

third one
>Two scientists are attempting to distribute the cure for a demon virus that is affecting people all over Japan, however, things have become complicated. One of them has become infected. So begins his battle with himself, as he attempts to not only control his emerging demon side, but also to save the lives of others by wielding its great strength.

fourth one
>In the future humanity is spread throughout the galaxy. In their efforts to combat criminal espers the Cosmo Police are fortunate to have Justy on their side. However the esper criminals also know this and some of them are making plans for Cosmo Policeman Justy. As their leader says "There's only one way to kill the most powerful esper in the galaxy".

fifth one
>In the year 1999, a team of UN scientists in an attempt to tap into a new energy resource on a deserted island called Sansara, unknownigly open a portal to another universe, unleashing dormant biomechanical entities. Three years later, Takuya Goroza returns to the island of Sansara urged by a mysterious request by college chum Haruka Alford. Little does he know, his old friend isn't what he appears to be...

sixth one
>Amaterasu is the god of light, the future emperor of the Joker Star System. Under the guise of young mecha conceptor Ladios Sopp, he is compelled by an old friend, Dr Ballanche, to save his two latest Fatimas Lachesis and Clotho. And so began the stories of the Joker System, as well as Amaterasu's love for Lachesis.

seventh one
>From the depths of space he is coming...

>Ancient beyond understanding, his power is immeasurable. He has destroyed half the universe and is on his way here. He is... Genma.

>Only two people are aware of the imminent catastrophe: Princess Luna, a modern day prophetess and Vega, a cybernetic crusader from a world long since ravaged by Genma. Determined to spare the Earth from a similar fate, Luna and Vega must try to mobilize the most potent psychics in the world. Together, this army of fledging psychic warriors must succeed where billions have tried... and failed.

>But will they be able to gather their champions in time? Genma's agents are already on Earth to ensure that their master meets with no opposition!
amazing how the first one immediately went from sounding like a 10/10 to a 3/10 just from the half of the last sentence
pretty sure i watched 2 with me lad many years ago
i guess i recommend you to roll dice between 1 2 6 and 7
this is one i already watched but every time i remember the description i laugh because it sounds so utterly retarded, cant remember if i already posted it here
>A freak accident unleashes a demonic spirit within researcher John Stalker - transforming him into Saldo, a mythical cyber-beast fueled by hate and evil.
its an adaptation of jim's life story i see
got a chuckle out of me
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ah yup there it is you can stand and clap now
i guess what im lacking in is eyes, a natural throat and how to connect it to the head, and most importantly some fucking hair
i tried to make up some hair here but i gave up midway and just turned it into a vague thing thats a little like the thing slav village women wear
its amazing though how in just 1 day my lines got 10x more pretty than they were yesterday
oh also i thought i would legitimately traumatize myself and instantly lose all motivation to continue when i make my first mutilated anime girl(since thats how most people who pick up drawing for anime girls ends up like) but im not suffering emotionally at all
that's a good way to go about it, mine looked like that when i started too but i didn't care, because its something i enjoyed doing
it looks really bad how youre trying to get a lot of detail on one thing at a time
you should focus on getting a similar level of detail across the whole thing
are you referring to how there are some lines where....its just a single line....and others where i just made a single good line and then drew over it 10 times over
if so then its intentional and i obviously intend to get rid of it at some point early on
no i mean the fact you made the hair a single piece of poo but you spent an hour shading the eyes
its a poo because i literally dont know how to make it anything other than poo
i just coloured the mouth and eyes because there was nothing else i could do and there just so happened to be a picture of an anime girl nearby i could use as reference
wow that "anime" "girl" looks like an alien
god i hate being here so much
i mean here, not here
which here is here
the here i willingly subject myself to
you know i really could just take the easy way out and marry one of these girls and live a quiet life in this ugly city
yeah i bet
ended up watching the first one i posted
it was alright
5
if you dont like it then go make your own -_-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston_theory
why couldnt this be real
dont know when but at some point my spiritual views turned into some sort if eastern proddie jewish pagan trite
jesüs christ got like 7 books to read post haste and not a drop of free time
may have to cut off all my time dedicated to wallstaring in favor of this
personally i put my own grain of sand towards the liberation of a town in which we utterly btfowned the enemy
thought the website was down again but its was just everyone being dead
hello!!!
anyone!!!
if there isnt any proof anyone else is alive in the next few hours drastic measures will be taken
was happy today for the first time in a very long time but it was in some mentally ill way
9
gonna cry and poo your pants little boy???
already am and did
looks like the bigger attempted to log in two weeks ago
live and let live
what if we all studied the biwa lake together
would rather biwithout
this summer sucks
its not even THAT hot but it's hot enough to be annoying
last summer everything was cool
4 touhou characters into my book and i haven't even gotten to the medieval ages(japanese one) yet
no actually when i think about it it's almost definitely 5
nopost world record
i just made two so go complain to somebody else
saw my ex today
wonder what it all means
ex gex
me i was walking my trex
oh also there was a poem about the state of peasants and i thought the peasant in the poem was just like me
wow i am so epically sick and i hate every fucking second of it
why did this retard god have to pick me of all people to make sick
https://art-tags.net/manyo/one/m0004.html
fascinating
i dont get it
theres a little bit at the bottom so you can get it
very japanese style of writing to invoke the emperor in a description of something not apropos at all
a post like this would make even the emperor chuckle
*glances over at the emperor doing a sokushinbutsu*
https://art-tags.net/manyo/one/m0045.html
heres another one
still dont get whats going on
what do you not get??? its poems from 15000 years ago
never been big into poetry
do NOT live and let live iw ant the bigger gone literally forever and ever
also dual audio is such a gay fucking meme on torrents nobody that torrents anime wants to hear the shitty ass dub especially when the audio is 1000 terraflacs so now that number is double by a shitty audio track that you presumably cant remove without a modicum of effort
anyways im going to rewatch the patlabor movies
i suggest any trashman watch patlabor 2 (on their own)
dual audio is stupid but i like it when it has 1000 subtitles with languages like "spanish (latin america)"
multiple sub tracks are a complete non issue
actually scratch that
going to watch the original ova because i never did that o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi3U5TDGz7Q
very good op
anime girls and giant robots
what will they think of next
well you see this one the girl is a complete utter autist and is in love with the robot (if you read the lyrics u may have picked up on this)
also theres other people
^ this post must be what its like when you tell a girl about your call of duty zombies game 
just complete puzzlement as to how someone could think this is cool or exciting
robots are cool
anime girls are cute
whats not to get
its a childrens cartoon mate i know theres genuine artistry in it but at some point there has to be something in your life other than watching cartoons
they could do a mishma anime
throw in some robots too while they're at it
i would rather see some of his books made into movies
maybe an anime movie could work as a compromise
i mean im assuming you arent just trying to be a disingenuous tard but patlabor is pretty srs bzns kind of sort of
i dont know anything about this ova im watching but patlabor 2 is basically a metal gear solid movie through and through, the anime girls and robots are purely circumstantial
metal gear solid is silly comic book stuff it just fools people with the military setting
also mecha is just cool theres a lot of garbage but it is cool to look at a big robot do big robot things
in patlabor the labors (mechs) are construction and police units not military grade things
im not saying its bad
its just that when you phrase it like "its got this uhh girl and she uhh loves the robot and uhhh then theres like a big explosion" you sound like a kid talking about the episode of power rangers he just watched
and that puts into perspective that at the end of the day you're just watching a cartoon and there really has got to be more to life
well yeah i phrased it like that because none of you fukken care (which is fine) so why would i bother posting more
i also said that because 53 pointed out that there was an anime girl and a giant robot so i replied only using that information
you dont have to make excuses for your post
im not attacking you
im just making a comment
im not making excuses you chose to present the situation in your own little way and im setting the record straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNqycBeDskk
and for what its worth, i recognize mecha as absolutely one of the most autistic  genres, i cant think of many other genres with such a massive quality gulf, there is really very little mediocre stuff but theres lots of terrible things but also lots of very excellent things
and thats why i think its so autistic because people will watch 50 episodes of the shittiest show ever not even for an anime girl like normal people usually do, but instead for a robot
wow looks like som emen had a fight to the deqth and gave me 10 posts to read shalln't let it go to waste
as for me, eurobeat
i have heard very very good things about the gundam genre but no matter how good it is its always just going to be a tv show
ugh hate it when they put dual audio on my anime torrents and its just eurobeat -_-
what else would you want it to be
well as someone who has watched too much gundam in the last week
gundam 79: i think it has aged very well, there is a lot of boring shit and it is too long but i think its mostly good
gundam zeta: this is just a genuinely amazing show, cool robots, has a real story, good characters, good music, good animation, im having the time of my life with it
but yes not only are they going to always be tv shows theyre going to be tv shows with 50 fucking episodes which is unreal if you arent a hikki
50 20 minute long episodes is only like 2 or 3 seasons of breaking bad and literally every normalfag ever has seen that entire series all the way through or something similar
well thats different
breaking bad is clearly made by a real human who wants to tell a real story
but (USUALLY) gundam and other mecha shows exist to sell model kits and toys so the content of the show doesnt fucking matter as long as the toys sell
gundam probably has more real human soul behind it than breaking bad
remember the japanese are real human beings and every western tv show in the last 20 years is made by libtards
and this is a good and a bad thing
it worked very well for tomino because it meant he go to make gundam 79, a show about child soldiers murdering people constantly with no glossing over it
zeta is just 79 turned up to 11, i havent finished it yet but it's far more pessimistic than 79 ever was
a tomino show i havent seen yet but im aware of has the premise of some people finding a big robot in space and some way along the line this devolved into the robot committing omnicide
but like i said, he could get away with all of this because his toys sold well so nobody was willing to tell him to stop
also gundam's impact on anime as a whole is something i think most people recognize now, but it really cant be understated
evangelion is literally just gundam+devilman with some minor tweaks, but i think most people know this by now
and funnily enough, the guy who made devilman is part of the reason gundam even, he made like three separate giant robot manga that invented the whole "real robot" genre, and while gundam isnt exactly that obviously i dont think gundam would exist without the stuff go nagai made
just in general go nagai is probably one of the secretly most influential people to all of anime for a lot of reasons
to be honest i'm not a big fan of big robots

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