/gsg/ - tragsg

the tragsg april fools should have been no one making a thread for the whole day

ugh i forgot all about april fools
could have done something epic

remember when they killed mcafee for basically no reason

yeah but theres nothing I can do about it

aint that the truth

he's dead???

yeah they killed him in prison a couple years back

what's next you'll tell me the handsome magnate epstein is gone too

can these retarts sub the final episode of princession quicker than usual its the last episode come on mateys

h8 waggling

yeah

also i want to learn to draw

i was planning on picking up a pencil and some paper and drawing tonight for the first time in forever
still haven't yet though

https://cdn.minerva-archive.org/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUw1O9pTiVM
did i already poast this

i think the 4chan april fools joke this year is supposed to be quirky captchas i got one that needed me to type the name of an anime girl 
can't get any more to show up my device is too trusted

had a really cool horror dream shame i cant commercialize it

this zero effort shitty 4chan april fool's is a perfect representation of the state of the site

i'm still getting the regular captcha
is the event already over

artemis taking off today apparently

i'll see it when i believe it

the early fire emblem games seem like they were cool but i just dont "get" them

i played one for the gba and it was good but a lot of what i see and read about the newer games also doesn't make sense to me it's hard to even gauge what kind of game it is

i played one when i was a teenager and all i really remember was making me & my waifu overpowered then waggling all over the enemies

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>The USS George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier is deploying to the Middle East, joining the USS Abraham Lincoln and the USS Gerald R. Ford carrier strike groups in the region, according to U.S. officials. - WSJ
>Iran FM: I receive messages from Witkoff directly, as before, but this does not mean we’re negotiating… We’ve not sent any response to 15 US proposals, nor have we offered any proposals or conditions of our own… We’ve not yet made any decision regarding negotiations
>Ashab al-Kahf (a front group for IRGC-controlled Iraqi Shia militias, primarily Nujaba and KH) has issued a warning that they will start targeting "American and Israeli interests" in Bahrain starting on April 1
>Oil losses reach nearly 3%, with Brent crude falling below $100 a barrel amid optimism about an end to the war in Iran.
>More than 800 ships are stranded in the Gulf waters due to the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.
>Keir Starmer says the UK will convene 35 countries to discuss the diplomatic and political measures needed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and UK military planners will meet as well
>Trump told Reuters: I don't care about nuclear materials, we will monitor them via satellite.
>Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian will release an important letter addressed to the American people in the coming hours, Iran's state broadcaster IRIB reported
trump will also make a big announcement to the american people or whatever either today or tomorrow

really love how he delivers situation updates on his own personal twitter clone and he has that as his avatar on it

isnt that just normal twitter

no normal twitter is run by a spiteful semitic janny because elon musk has the political instincts of a bivalve

>President Donald Trump will give an update on the Iran war on Wednesday, April 1, at 8 p.m. CT according to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
>The news comes after Trump shared an updated timeline for the end of the war on Tuesday, telling reporters in the Oval Office that he expects it to be over within "two weeks, maybe three."
>"I would say within two weeks, maybe, two weeks, maybe three," Trump said when asked about how much longer it would take for the war to end. "I think within two or three weeks, we’ll leave. There’s no reason for us to do this."
is he doing the two weeks thing intentionally or something

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>Insider wallet on Polymarket that bet 500k predicting the exact time we first struck Iran just bet 800k on ground invasion of Iran.
funny if true

500k is a bit too low if its really an insider no
when'd he bet on the ground invasion

also just realized there has still been literally zero explanation for why this all even started in the first place
last time they at least lied about nukes but they didn't even bother with that this time

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they lied about nukes and stuff this time around too but then like 3 days in trump started saying shit like "yeah we're doing it for oil" so they completely lost any chance at excuses

why wouldnt the oil thing be a lie too

its like 1000x more believable and realistic than nukes for the umpteenth time to be fair

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israel is going wild in lebanon while all this is happening by the way