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well you know im still a virgin loser so if i want i could just go become a priest
wonder if they let you join even if you dont know anything
is that really a requirement i thought it was about no sex after you become one
i watched a documentary about those monks that (almost) never talk it looked like a pretty cool life all things considered although it was in france so they had a couple black gentlemen in there as well
thats not too shocking
even the pope himself is a silver gentleman these days
how would a nigger even end up as a black monk in france
was he like a slave of those monks and then got released and decided to be one too or something
the high end seminaries are all in europe so they go there to study and work
gotta respect the quotas and all that
there's lots of christians in la afrique francophonie i'm sure some of them are catholics
dreamt i was playing eu3 and blobbing as the anglos
man this pain in my side is getting really bad
it's been almost a week now and instead of getting better it's getting worse
just putting on a shirt hurts like hell
it's like i got beat up except the skin looks perfectly normal
had a side pain for a year now and it hasnt killed me
10 years for me
god whats up with this japman
he just keeps praising people so whenever you try to talk to him it just becomes this weird mood where both of you keep endlessly writing longer and longer paraghraphs to say few things of substance and since im a social retard i dont know how to tell him to cut it out
leemenstonen
sandenstonen
yamate putto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on#Dynastic_dispute
wait so do nobles really have blue blood or is it red
this was fucking epick as fuark (im a retard who likes things for retards)
https://files.catbox.moe/twtrlz.mp4
oh my god its a penis!!!
yeah i'm not normally a fan of robotrite but that was pretty cool
should the big hero robot really be levelling builds like that
he's not a hero...yet...(the hero is the one exploded on the ground)
god i wish that were me
fuck
i watched that train anime yesterday pretty weird stuff
theres this japanese thing where the girl wants to jump into a nuclear reactor
shes just like me
the stock exchange thing is still up but it's all $1 and you can't trade anymore
i wonder how long it's gonna last
seriously who made it so all the women work at customer service
they should all be wives and mothers so that i dont have to actually fucking put up with their bullshit
ugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why cant you do this thing online instead of crawling for an hour to meet face to face
Hither, page, and stand by me,
If thou know'st it telling;
Yonder peasant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?
Sire, he lives a good league hence,
Underneath the mountain,
Close against the forest fence,
By Saint Agnes's fountain.
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new cannic character unlocked
i read that first word as hitler like 3 times
feel like vomiting
taiwanese earthquake
want this day to continue for a week
this is the thread where its going to hit 50k posts
wow metallic rouge ends today cant wait to see this ending! (this show has been nothing short of awful)
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-6-april-3rd-2024.1657435/
canman ill borrow 500k at 50% interest
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your funny intestine is exploding/ed you need to have it removed
hope it helped that will be $249.99cad please thank you
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epic reddit moment !!!
imagine how much of an epic aristocrat man youd be by now if your parents started teaching you languages with anki back when you were 5
ah yes i would know...ainu..russian....turkish.......italian(venetian kind not cool kind)
wow that anime fucking sucked
just an absolutely bizarre failure too
like i've watched bad anime and you can usually like...deduce a lot of things about bad anime and why its bad
this i just have no fucking idea why it exists and like 80% of the problems just make no sense, but in the boring mundane way
mate made me watch it up to ep 10 with him despite me explaining that its(supposedly) shit
i just alttabbed half the time to be honest and have no idea why you would like or hate it
well yes exactly
i dont even really hate it, my time was just wasted
i only finished it because i like to finish things i start, although this show WAS so fucking boring it made me drop my weeklies for like 3 weeks so maybe that should have been a sign
apparently bones wanted this to become some massive multi work project, probably safe to say that dream is fucking dead now (deservedly)
well you know it could have been a great multi work project if it were uhh good instead
the writing was just shit and rushed
i'm a little disappointed because when i first saw all the pvs it looked like it had good potential and good budget
well yes thats the boat im in too
im at least not "disappointed" anymore because it just became boring shit so early i had time to let it sink in
also the sheer comedy of having a "ohhh fuck wait the plan backfired it's so over!" INSTANTLY remedied with "don't worry we fixed it beforehand :)" in the last two minutes of a show certainly never seen that before
tranny was forcing me to watch it but i kept telling her that its crud and watching the "mahjong" show instead which is 10x better despite them never playing mahjong seems like i made a good choice i have a good instinct from when a show is shit (knew since 15 minutes in and was confirmed by the 2nd episode)
never did watch the mahjong show heard it got funny meme subs though
https://steamcommunity.com/app/281990/allnews/
IM CUBE RICK MORTY
ill try milennia too
well maybe not
thats a le epic portal reference they made there
i've been wanting to play that one again for like 2 years and i just never do
millenia is alright probably decent for 2 or 3 playthroughs a month
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/ultra-kaiju-monster-rancher-switch/
you wanna play that
on this day in history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Argentina_floods
where were you then
it was on the 2nd of april(at the night) and it was my friends birthday and i was late and by the time i was gonna leave it had already started pouring down a lot and i couldnt go and i was stuck at home 
then they stayed therr like the whole night(it was an apartment) because they couldnt leave 

i was in my house and there were some leaks and the street was like a river and the backyard kinda pooled up but that was about it
honestly ive never suffered a flood all the places ive lived in were in higher areas

since that big flood they did do some waterworks and it rained quite quite strongly last month and it didnt really flood
i wouldn't call them "floods" floods but i've lived in a few houses (or maybe just one i don't really remember) where the entrances would sometimes flood and you had to mop it away and put a bunch of rags on the door to hold back the water
yeah during "the" flood it didnt even get to enter the house also because theres a little step to get in
if there wasnt there probably would have been a bunch of water 

also some ugly retard monkey girl with glasses raped my friend at the birthday party so im glad i didnt go
remember unrepentant retards
what happened to those
like actual rape or just weird shit
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all me
they repented
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kissing in his "sleep" i think thats the anecdote 
she was ugly and nobody liked her and she hanged around us sometimes and she liked us indistinctly
why was she allowed around if she was ugly and hated
nixon was such a kino president
yeah
tell me about his accomplishments
idk kids are weird i guess noone wanted to be "rude" and tell her to fuck off
she went to a different school though so we didn't see her anymore and after that idk if she was invited much to anything anymore
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he bussed niggers around and lost vietnam
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oh i mean come on
that was in civ too
i don’t get it
those are stupid you can just send like a diplomat guy to those neutral cities and immediately vassalize them (you spawn them with mana)
you can spawn armies with sword mana
you can annex cities with handshake mana
you can create gold with compass mana
you can make settlers with building mana
yeah
clicked on a wikipedia page for a traditional korean holiday
then on a link to traditional korean wrestling
and in there was a link to turkish oil wrestling
it's all connected
that reminds me of that "wikipedia game" thing where you're put on a random page and have to reach another by only clicking hyperlinks
i think i played that 1 time
there was this variant called the hitler game where you had to see who could get from the same random article to hitler in the fewest clicks
luv cute girls
now ask them what they think of you
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me back in 2016
me now in 2026
at work today a girl smelled very nice and it made me happy
Oh no someone just discovered I'm part of a *checks notes* jewish platonic conspiracy
bed
sleep
death
im not actually bothered by this but im bringing it up because its funny
continuing the metallic rouge shit from last night, i find it very funny how almost every anime every season i've watched that ends up being just fucking BAD, i hesitate to use the word objectively but in the case of this show i can't see how any human could say it's above 7/10, and that's me being gracious

anyway, EVERY show like this seems to attract one absolutely deranged autist who thinks its their life duty to defend it and that everybody else is just retarded for not UNDERSTANDING the show
it happened with magical girl destroyers too, it kind of makes me wonder if it's just people being shitposters or people are actually just that retarded
-work out
-shower
-do dishes
-finish model
-apply for second "job"
posting this so i dont forget
ohh yeahhh and do laundry
fucked up today so ill get called a retard
why doesnt caffeine kill me
not enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoYk0SdCwvk
ill get more then
i saw a dlsite game yesterday that cost 12 dollars and had over 40 thousand purchases, that's 500k!!!! for a unity game barely longer than 3 hours
even if you discount whatever the site takes and what you have to pay the artists and other people it's still an insane amount of money
and it's not even a particularly sick game it looked cute and the story was "wholesome" and all the sex stuff was optional
every once in a while i go through this episode where i balk at how much money these kinds of games make and that i should make one myself and you know what this time i might just go through with it the only problem is my mind is too innocent
just make it like some handholding stuff
nevermind not finishing this model today the decals are giving me a nightmare (2 hours to do the chest(the easy part))
eugh that reminds me of the time i tried to get into warhammer and quite because i hated the actual game and sucked at painting the billions of little army men
decals were the worst
so far i've only fucked up two
1. lost into the aether
2. ripped a bit, but i kind of fixed it
it's my first time doing them so i dont mind much
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water u doing
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40814391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3KzmVblyHw
>DLsite removed VISA and MasterCard payment option. Amex and JCB cards are still accepted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDKXWbVPQI
microwaved my soup for 6 minutes but it was still cold as shit, so i decided to just drink it like that
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might post it when im done
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grimwarning
is this true hm
seen worse pictures of than that unfortunately
also that one image where he's normal is what i imagine hm looks like
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3206891770
uhhh man
why cant i be like a cicada and spend a decade underground
(-_-)o (} →
(´・ω・`)?
\(〇_o)/
( _)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhNYMd-VqM
just imagine if some one else had puppet shows like that
like austria or the ottomans
i think we had some????? no clue really
the idea of a big fat turk with a big old beard moving little puppets around is extremely funny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingata
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karag%C3%B6z_and_Hacivat
>various portrayals of non-Turks: an Arab who knows no Turkish (typically a beggar or sweet-seller), a black servant woman, a Circassian servant girl, an Albanian security guard, a Greek (usually a doctor), an Armenian (usually a footman or money-changer), a Jew (usually a goldsmith or scrap-dealer), a Laz (usually a boatman), or an Iranian (who recites poetry with an Azeri accent).[1]
>In the Greek version, Hacivat (Hatziavatis) is the more educated Turk who works for the Ottoman state, and often represents the Pasha, or simply law and order, whereas Karagöz (Karagiozis) is the shrewd poor peasant Greek, nowadays with Greek-specific attributes of the rayah.
those are ugly though unlike the nihon puppets
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wtf that IS me!!!!! 
anyway yeah im pretty sure we talked about it during the presidency 

this gives me the perfect opportunity to go onto a mutliparagraph post about the political situation
so yeah whats funny now is that literally everyone is bashing "progressives" from basically every political group except for like the most leftiest and snobbiest which are a tiny minority 
since fernandez government was a huge failure basically all the peronists blame the progressive lefties "for making us lose", the mileists hate them because theyre culture war chuds, most of the cambiemites hate them to chameleon as mileists, and the interior provincetards were always conservative 
also peronism has been basically headless since they lost the elections and because of that all the "awful" stuff milei did at the start (inflation spike, recession, gas/power bill hikes, big firings of public employees, etc.etc.), which they said "oh itll totally make people pissed off and they'll topple the government before easter" are basically all behind us so it only gets better from now
ive heard some "analysts" call it the imaginary resistance which is quite funny especially when they do reunions or call for action or do stupid shit and nothing happens. but also some militants have been quite seething because there leaders "do nothing" and ive seen some be like "uh well theyre doing this because they WANT Milei to do all the dirty work that they dont wanna do (budget cuts) so THEN they can come back and be the good guys -_-"

anyway the previous government really was such a disaster really the most pathetic government in history and literally got soft-couped by itself, EVERYONE hates the expresident
the kirchnerists hate him because he was "too soft"(there was a thing in the early days when they were gonna statize a big soy oil production company and they cucked out) and he was "friends with all the big media oligarchs" 
the hardline tradperonist larpers hate him because "hes a socialdemocrat and thats not peronism we need more peronist economics and doctrine"
the more market rightwing peronists hate him because he was still a moneyprinting infinite spending retard
and even the progressives he pandered to hate him cause he made them look awful

so yeah anyway hopefully this leads to total lefty death. Milei really seems like 1989 and i think peronists are definitely waiting to rebuild a more market friendly image with a more conservative outlook(as thet always had ans they literally went like "ugh DONT vote for milei vote for God, Family and Country, Peronism :)"), while the Pro and Milei become the even righter wing and then i guess some K-Radical remnants will be the left
because like seriouslt even CFK was like semi-understanding with Milei and said hed succeed and most big heads are missing, even Kiciloff th3 governor of BsAs is barely doing anything 

unironically the radicals, that were supposedly the antiperonists and shit, are the most fierce opposition, because a clique of them are really lefty euro-socdem types and they rabidly hate milei(because he yells and is rude!!!) and milei insults them a lot so they have the most attention. the cambiemite governots have also been really spergy and troublesome 

on the 25th of May milei invited everyone to Cordoba to do a big event to unify everyone and see who was going to follow the new argentina principles and who was a filthy little lefty kike
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well then go make your own dickhead
absolutely baffling how your entire country is still centered around this peron guy who died 300 years ago and was famous for raising lots of sheep
you'd think the whole country would uhhh care about more recent matters
peronism is a more modern and relevant ideology than all the other ones (marxism 1800s liberalism 1700s) so it makes perfect sense
this just in: midnight national speech. the USA ambassador and the southern command chief meet with milei and they all sing the Malvinas march
Ushuaia to become some sort of Antarctic related port to uh do stuff in

UK seething and theyve been uppity about the Malvinas these past few months (ohh look at me!!! type of ordeals) and this is the reason
the USA does NOT care about keeping its support for the UK if it means that the Chinese will get there bases in Arg/Chile

they KNOW the USA will flipflop on the malvinas thing soon
oh and also there was something about sinking chinese fisherboats
wow what a coincidence i was just reading about the us southern command the other day
can you read about the argentine nuclear program i want nukes
read it just yesterday and rejected it
oh yeah speaking of nukes i heard lula met with france recently to get them to give us some nuclear submarines or something of the sort
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanaoka_Seish%C5%AB#Hua_Tuo_and_mafeisan
*makes myself away*
acchhhh sweet reliefe
kil'd by several accidents yep that will be me
i dont get it and i dont understand it
how can i fix things when i am a mere retard
im surprised only 1 died of rabies and also that so many died of "teeth" i thought it was rarer to get tooth diseases when you dont eat american food
think i am going to add that "bartender kami no glass" to my watchings this season
why
thought i was going blind but it was just a shadow moving around
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27208300
000
i enjoy a drink myself and a friend said it's cool
トラヂイスヂのポスト
https://legendsoflocalization.com/games-with-famous-bad-translations-into-japanese/
 地獄だ!やぁ!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favourable_conservation_status_of_wolves_in_Europe
some 1 read this 4 me
>canis lupus lupus
who comes up with this shit
dog backwards
fck
feeling anxious
didnt even know this stupid racing girl anime is financed by yostar (until i saw a big YOSTAR plastered on the main girl's suit)
oh hey thats my thing!!!
mystar if you will
an old friend messaged me out of the blue and at first thought "ohhh shit awesome!!!" now i realize "ohhh shit this is another person who's gonna ask how good my life must be now!!!" and now i wish they never texted me
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thats me...
i posted it here because i specifically thought of (You)
my teachers had funko pops on their desks
first day of highschool eh squirt?
need to start doing the things that i enjoy
only thing preventing me is laziness
bedtime
deadtime
its way past both
Largäntän (nam calöfik: Republik Largäntänik ü República Argentina) binon län lä dil sulüdik Sulüda-Merop. Binon ma sürfat län balid Sulüda-Meropa ä jölid vola. Ätegon km² 2.766.890 vü belem: Andes vesüdo e Latlantean sulüdik lofüdo e sulüdo. Miedon nolüdo Paragväni e Boliväni, nolüda-lofüdo Brasiläni e Luruguyäni, e vesüdo Ciläni. Largäntän vilon gitäti topäda nisulas: Falkland (ü Malvinas), ed i nisul: South Georgia sa nisuls di Sandwich sulüdik. Vilon i dili Tarkopa i fa Cilän e Greta-Britän pavilöli.
sorry mate cant read indonesian
the mental illness ebbs and flows
its high-tide again
yeah same
and the day only just started
personally for me the day just farted
today started with work trying to pester me into ruining my day but i politely told them to fuck off
so my day should be good
uhh no mate what are you doing youre SUPPOSED to work on the weekends too -_-
well no i AM working today, but someone was asking if i wanted to go to their store and do work (i would work the same hours, but i would get home later)
also they mentioned it like, 15 minutes before i would have to go and that especially pissed me off
then they sent me some very passive aggressive text so i will probably just tell them to fuck off every single time they ask me to help in the future
grim
have you tried entering a trade union
i should anything would be better than having grown adults act like retards daily
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ww2 german plane just flew over me
it had a yellow nose
big fan of how all the endings in the anime are meme ones
especially that last one it was an e1
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god i hate rick3 so much
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brits and chileans absolutely seething about this
guess its actually happening then
......................................whats that
el comando malvinas del americano sur comando
cat hair entered into my coffee
death to cats
ah yes yes the malvins are argentine yeah *sneaks a few thousand soldiers into ur country*
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristina_Fern%C3%A1ndez_de_Kirchner
hahaha wait THIS was your president???? poor guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Falkland_Islands_sovereignty_referendum
>On 28 November 2012, it was reported that Argentina had launched a campaign to "undermine the legitimacy" of the referendum.[23] This consisted of dissuading British politicians from acting as observers in the referendum, and sending two diplomats on a tour of the Caribbean and Africa to argue for Argentina's claim to the islands and convince governments of the "inconvenience" of sending observers to monitor the referendum.
imagine being a bongolese coconut farmer and then this weird argentine guy comes up to you and starts screaming about how the falklands are argentine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_News
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did you know the dastardly british filled las malvinas with indians and muslims
makes sense to fill it with your primary culture
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wow
the People fight back...
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yeah
need a cure for sleepiness
ka feen
hope a big latin american war starts and half the continent is wiped out
not the half that has a third of tragsg posters i hope!!!
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/why-did-ecuador-raid-mexicos-quito-embassy-2024-04-06/
if half of latin america gets wiped out itd be the happiest day of my life hopefully bolivians are on that half
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saw that early and thought about posting it but pasting over the flag with an argentine one
yeah i was actually going to do that too but i was too lazy so i gave up on changing it
watched a little biohazard7
amazing how accurately it depics the average american family
60,1
kirchnerists were pushing that one real hard during the elections because they were saying only banana republics dont have a currency 
the joke is that we ALREADY dont have a currency, and its their fault. finishing it off will just be a formality.
hey hm i played that ck3 after the end thing as the falkland anglos so i could blob over argentina and btfo you but its actually really fucking boring and trite can i stop please
combining 4 things at once that are pure poo cant be good for you
uh yeah
those four things being:
ck3
after the end
anglos
argentina
oh and to clarify i only am doing this to give you a pic of a big red britannia over where argentina is supposed to be thats my only motivation and i fully expected it to be boring shit
anyway you know what i just uninstalled not gonna bother with this trite for 1 screenie
you can do it yourself if you want though
you could have just.......cheated.....
oh yeah
a long time ago i used to listen to this one original song by some random hickey that goes "hitler did nottin wrong, hitler did nottin wrong" in his shitty accent but at some point the jews struck it down
a sad loss
俺ホモは嫌いなんだよおおおお黙ってろよこの糞カスがよぉおお死ね
ching chang chong
for me its 後手
10 tabs open
0 posts in any of them
every man a post
1960 must have been so kino
kennedy AND nixon in the same election
hmmm which kike should i pick this week tamerican
dont blame me i voted for wallace
for me its welfare
got none left sorry
you can have the leftover sadfare if you want
i kill jews all the time
i kill jews all day
i kill jews
the jews i kill
kill the jews
i was born to
killing jews now
jews
kill
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the faustian spirit on full display
the "overman" as some call it
You give up on one dream, and you’re sad, but before long you find another. But that doesn’t work out either. And neither does the next one. Or the next.
You look back on all your broken dreams life and you start to think that it’s hopeless. And one day, you stop dreaming.
oh wait im now just like those old ladies on the facebook of 10 years ago who kept posting random song lyrics without context and who i would keep mocking
waheeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait for me beddy im cominnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
uuuuuuwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
man i really wasnt made for this "living" shit i feel like a being from an entirely different dimension dragged into this one
i scoff at you
i argentine
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thanks
>>49093
epic!
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well actually you know what you got me this time
i already forgot what i had originally written there and i cant remember
the turkish bedsheets finally disintegrated so they had to be downgraded to pakistani ones
gotta hurry
be swift like the wind
i'm swift like cement
apparently there will be an eclipse
me i'm a black hole
sucking all the posts out of the thread
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couldnt do it
there was a dying kitten that couldnt do anything but flap its hind legs around(couldnt even move its neck) and i spent two and a half hours petting it waiting for it to die
sucks in various ways
hands still smell of it even though i washed them thoroughly and applied some of that uhhhh thing that makes your hands smell good
oh well
thats what you get for being brown
well no its what i get for being an aryan that at least wants it to die in a sort of relaxed and peaceful manner instead of dying by being mutilated by random stray dogs
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bit reddity
i will never let reddit lay claim to cute little animals
In today's test:

Hispanic America was a [Colony / Kingdom / Possession] of [Spain / Castille / The King].
3,6 couldnt you have killed it or called in an animal ambulance (animambulance) to put it down or heal it
we dont have those here in the jungle
i have a problem but am too lazy to fix it
i have a hole in my ceiling where the internet cables come from and every once in a while a tiny piece of cement or rock or whatever the ceiling is made of falls down and hits the computer and it reverberates through the room and it startles me every time
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as for me i once had half the roof collapse on my room and it almost fucking killed me
bunch of bricks fell too
hahahahaha JEWS hahahahaha
i mean....like....what even IS that man thats just so sad lol
>Thangbrand travelled through all the western part of the land. Steinunn, the mother of Ref the Poet, came to meet him. She preached heathenism and lectured at great length to Thangbrand. Thangbrand was silent while she spoke, but then spoke at length and showed everything she said to be wrong.
>‘Have you heard,’ she said, ‘that Thor challenged Christ to a duel and that Christ didn’t dare to fight with him?’
>‘What I have heard,’ said Thangbrand, ‘is that Thor would be mere dust and ashes if God didn’t want him to live.’
a tall order it might be but i will try not to sleep at 5am today
me i woke up at 9pm
tranny never opened a computer before apparently
retards have phones now
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cant believe they charge 30 million lira for just one of that
tragsg post deflation
think this is a fever
i'm getting real hungry and that loaf staring at me isn't helping
make more posts so it goes away
the movie theater is a good place to be very drunk
if you have no loafs then just eat the monitor
big fan of the idea of going to school or work drunk
only did it once or twice though
i want to eat
i want to drink
blood pressure spiked the fuck right up just now because i saw a news article that said the retards on twitter are being retards again
absolutely livid
killed a libtard in my mind
practice makes perfect
ウッス、すみません
檻の中に入れて沈めてください、約束は果たします
>Sitewide, 33 posts have been made in the last day, 0 in the last hour
if you go back 20 threads and read the posts its like they're brand new
just a big deal out of nothing eh my favorite topic
saw the eclipse waheey!!!
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'ere it was
wahey *goes blind*
no no no you see what's cool is when it looks like that, you can look at it WITHOUT going blind
apparently theres gonna be one like that here in like october but its goign to have a ring around it because the moon will be farther awy in october or something like that
i've never actually seen one
i kind of remember people talking about some sort of eclipse last year but i slept through it
well this one was like...a proper serious once in a lifetime event (here) because it was like...99.4% coverage in most places
we had one here like 6 years ago maybe and that one was an eclipse, but wayyyyyyy less coverage than this time the difference is kind of crazy
it even gets chilly as more sun gets blocked
would be an e1 if the sun just randomly shut off sometimes
turk you said life in tokyo ichijou is good right
there was one here in argentina a few years ago but it was far away and i didnt go see it
was in a big bulk store today
tranny was scared of the forklift
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yeah
can you spare me some food
uhhhh yeah mate what are you looking for
you know what maybe argentina isn't so bad
do you have that "meat bun" thing preferably hot
i also like nikaidou hell golf and kurosawa(the former is really fucking long and i feel like you read it before)
yeah ive read kurosawa and am reading nikaidou
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whats with the sploiners
have some confidence in your posts
wasnt even aware its happening
just slept
https://mashable.com/article/4chan-billboard-hackers-pepe-frog-cardiff
that article is nearly a decade old...
heres to another decade
hooooly shit search engines are so shit now
cnat find anything
goddamn dark messiah hitler did nothing wrong -_-
how does this doh shit work
or to be more specific how the fuck is it STILL not working??????????
Oh. I see.
everything is supposed to work
(but it doesnt)
total mental illness wash over event
its probably better than this shit honestly
theory
YHWH=cloudflare
hooooooly mother of FUCK how do NONE of these things work????????????????????????????
nixon always wins
going to bed sorry cant help you
dont worry mate seeing as how 4 fucking hours of trying all sorts of things didnt help im probably just fucked
moth alert
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say what you want her life is a million times better than mine
i hate weekends
because it means you have a week
so apparently theres this guy on irc called "HKM" and he's some short brownie and he posts a lot, 600 posts in the last 4 hours alone and today he posted over 1000 times
could it possibly be
all me, Hitler "kikekilla" Mod. i have been found out.
hitler "kirchnerist" mod
if i don't eat it hurts
and if i eat it hurts
there is no pleasing the whims of the gut
ate nothing but potatoes the last 40 hours
and the last time i ate was 20 hours ago
https://vndb.org/v22899
oh yeah the thing i was talking about
turns out theres even a TWO
what thing is it the one with the nietzean meganazis
wasnt that dies irae or something
a while ago i saw some guy who was really surprised with all the racists who have foreign friends and said that its unusual to be so international
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38303292
learned about a famous turk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RQeSa5fFM
@turk check this out when you get the chance
god has commanded me to have a meal
stopped at the 30th second because it was agonizingly painful to watch
what is it
the exceptionally exceptionally abridged story is he is a retard who has been obsessed with going to japan, this is from his first time going alone (second time overall, actual first time he went with an autist travel group (not a joke))
you may know him from this
https://youtu.be/dYahi-Y3O50?si=bysBgl4h-WE4SNrf
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maybe 2 decades ago but as we all know the best place to express radical opinions is the internet and also the internet is where your most likely to meet foreigners so actually being a radical perfectly correlates with personal internationalism
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its cruel to make anime girls turkish
a nigger is you
lost all sexual desire
now i suffer not because of it but because of all of the memories of my previous (relatively normal) sexual misadventures
hope i lose those memories too
its probably for the best
why cant i make any fucking money
indo-iranian saxony <UGH>
how many saxonies are there 
i can think of at least three
wait until you find out about how many galicias there are
everyone knows about the galicias
ok what about the iberias
theres at least two
how about georgias then
theres at least two
the bad n the good n the good n the bad n the shit
for me its La Plata, Missouri
heh... the bad n... i'm familiar with those...
n' not 'n
ñ
か゚
It took a long time for the Gravital to prepare. Propulsion systems were perfected
and new bodies capable of withstanding the interstellar jumps were devised. But when
they finally decided that the time was nigh, nothing survived their slaughter.
The invasions followed a brutally simple plan. The target worlds’ suns were
blockaded and their light was trapped behind specially-constructed, million-mile sails. If
the dying worlds managed to resist, an asteroid of two finished them off. Enormous
invasion fleets were built, but it was rarely necessary to deploy them. The Machines had
caught their cousins completely off-guard.
The great dyings, all of which occurred in a relatively quick, ten-thousand year
period, stretched the boundaries of genocide and horror. Almost all of the new human

species; unique beings who had endured mass extinctions, navigated evolutionary knife-
edges and survived to build worlds of their own, vanished without a trace.

Even the Qu had been loyal to life, they had distorted and subjugated their
victims, but in the end they had allowed them to survive. To the machines however, life
was a luxury.
Such thorough ruthlessness was not, ironically, borne out of any kind of actual
hatred. The Gravital, long accustomed to their mechanical bodies, simply did not

acknowledge the life of their organic cousins. When this apathy was mixed with their un-
sane claims as the sole heirs of the Star Men, the extinctions were carried out with the

banality of say, an engineer tearing down an abandoned building. Under the reign of the
Machines, the Galaxy entered a brand-new dark age.
https://championstcg.com/app/viewer/1
perusing this slop is entertaining
uhmmmm no it fukken isnt
for me its psyop
that reminds me of that giant scifi fanfic with turks on it that someone posted once
The discovery sparked a certain amount of interest, though nowhere as much as
other breakthroughs had. To most humans of the cosmos, their ancestral birthplace was
simply an interesting piece of information, a piece of trivia with which they had lost all
ties.
Still, a ship was sent forth, and it landed without ceremony, for now there was no
intelligence left on Earth. Too far away from the main centers of population, it had been
completely ignored, gone stagnant and feral. But still, it was Home.
When the explorers stepped out, human feet trod on old Earth once more; after
an absence of 560 million years. Mankind was back home.
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mildly fun little read that was
yeah
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for me, its yugioh
in 10 years you willl all be lamenting you didnt come to argentina sooner
......because it will be gone
a cat head on a cat body
..it's a cat 
why bother calling it a sphinx 

and the small one doesnt look like the same type of sculpture as the big one, which is a monument. this one is more like a porcelain mold or clay shaped by hand but not even, theres no way to make this as a little sculpture, it looks like it but it doesnt. 

even if i could forgive how i cant picture the big ones next to the small ones in the same world, cause it's a summoning game and maybe they come from different planes, ai always just gets little important things wrong that you cant help but keep noticing
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^
its aishart
thats the point yes try to keep up
aishart
intellanche
i havent seen a pogo stick in my entire life
should come to burma then mate
i think i've played with one
or maybe it was that stick with wheels
for me its chudleaf
i've never been a person who "likes food" in fact i'd be happy if i never had to waste time or money with that ever again
yet my days have been so shit and boring lately that my late night sandwiches are the only thing i look forward to each day
i am smarter than ai
2
yeah
6
yeah but then later no
why the fuck does everything yawn anyways
ive seen a bat yawn, a penguin yawn, a dog yawn, a human yawn, i bet fucking bacteria yawn too whats up with THAT ???
its hard being alive
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what the fuck did he mean by "back"
waking up before 7 is a humiliation ritual
perhaps he's been here before
yes.. "here"..
life in tokyo ichijou is, somehow, making me feel even worse than kurosawa made me feel
yeah
just uhhh dont think about it that should help
want to be a guy people can bear being around
kikes took my money and ran
dying
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-7-10th-of-april.1662356/
>And with balancing incomes and expenses, of course there are sliders. Having some buttons for just a few possible options for taxes or expenses, like in Imperator, is not really fitting for a GSG with deep economical gameplay.
lmfao seriously how did johan become so based

(tl note: hes obviously talking about vic3 where you can only pick 5 tax levels)
>mom tells me to my face that if she had the chance she would never have any children
wtf was her problem????
thats what your mom told me too
huh wow so its going to be a bit more like eu3 huh
wonder if the inflation will be like in eu3 too(and utterly filter shitterniggers)
would be really funny if it was just an uglier eu3 and it became a great hit and everybody loved it
all i want is the dawn of colonialism with pops
sorry buddy all your gonna get is epik eastern european alternate history with hyperbizantium or poland-bohemia-hungary-lithuania or a non-osman turkish empire
now that i think about it i dont even know why i play gsg anymore
its not really fun or anything
as long as i can make sure la plata never exists i'l be happy
imagine a greek argentina
what a nightmare
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37277953
if you dont have direct access to the atlantic you shouldnt be able to colonize
the grannies at work are beginning to accept me as a surrogate child (know me by name and speak to me)
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if johan isnt being a lying FAGGOT this game could be actually good
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    Hokkaido - Minnesota/ND
    Touhoku - Midwest
    Kanto - New York/California
    Chuubu - New England
    Kansai - Florida
    Chuugoku - North Carolina
    Shikoku - ?? mystery
    Kyushu - Texas
dont think kansai is a flat swamp full of alligators and browns
sp is it true brazil is ran by the supreme court man
well no but he is pretty powerful
he was involved in arresting lula and was an ally of bolsonaro but then... something happened i don't really remember but at some point they started hating each other like halfway through bolsonaros presidency

for some context in brazil everything related to political campaigns and electrocal propaganda is heavily censored and regulated and basically he decides what is "true" and can be said or not
in general he just loves censoring shit i assume you heard about him because there's been talks he's going to ban twitter
i could count all the eggs i’ve eaten on one hand
read that as legs
tomorrow i fill finish putting on my decals
then i will top coat
and be done 
:)
bet its a big ugly robot
it is...
but the POINT is it'll look less ugly with all the shite on it
at least to me :)
heeeeeelp mee~~~~
milei is preparing to create SATO and to peacefully occupy las malvinas with a peaceful argentine military base as a part of his plan to be cozy with the West

Brazilians, Chileans and Britslamics absolutely crying seething and bawling
sad argentine tinpot organization
also I believe Milei has been invited at the next G7 meeting
kill
killei.... o_0
woke up 10 hours too late and now i have to wait 10 more hours
sometimes you feel like a jim barris 
sometimes you remember youre really a charles freck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LNW_Psocjk
oh theres a few good songs here
>>48930
forgot 2013 was 11 years ago
although were you in school still?? i feel like you would have gotten done with high school by then whatever the argentine high school is
>Root beer is a sweet North American soft drink traditionally made using the root bark of the sassafras tree Sassafras albidum or the vine of Smilax ornata (known as sarsaparilla, also used to make a soft drink, sarsaparilla) as the primary flavor. Root beer is typically, but not exclusively, non-alcoholic, caffeine-free, sweet, and carbonated. Like cola, it usually has a thick and foamy head. A common use is to add vanilla ice cream to make a root beer float. 
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????
WHY ARE YOU CALLING IT BEER THEN RETARD?????????? IF IT SNOT FUCKING ALCOHOLIC
i dont know but it always confused me
it used to have alcohol in it just like how coke used to have cocaine
boooooooo its fukken raining!!!!!
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funny i got told that exact same thing("it used to have alcohol just like coke had cocaine") by someone else too today
its raining here
its the wet season
I WANT RAIN TOO
take it mate it ruined me plans!!!
https://picturesofkatiedoll.blogspot.com/2024/01/a-what-doll.html
あはれ
shant be clicking that
the phantom that was (1)
hey me am here
not for long
hey my heart palpitations or whatever the fuck stopped so i'll probably be here a little longer

also remembered recently this is the song that plays in the credits for the last reconguista in g movie and it's a very funny song to be in gundam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiBcEJ8WX2A
the FUNNIEST one for me though is the two different turn a openings
you have this one for the first stretch, very very fitting and a great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vV_Spdjruc
then the last stretch is this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCW1hWrEcq0
which isn't exactly a bad song at all, but it's very different and a completely different vibe, i think i read it was a last ditch effort to try and improve ratings without compromising the show

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horde of brown people in uniform running down the street
jacobin rebellion
憂鬱
yeah
立花 
turk what do each of these characters mean
im comparing them to 響鬼 for autist purposes
first is stand up, establish, rise
second is flower
hwy not just use a dictionary
also apparently together they mean "rikka" a style of ikebana arrangement, if you look at just the two characters together though i guess you can understand it as "stood up, straight flower" maybe
well...i dont know why i didnt i simply trust you
well maybe dont put too much trust in the retard who has a record of forgetting his own name among other things
1
hwat the fuck is that
2
dont really like the second one but rather than it being the style its just that its not really good as a song
is it really that rare for a gundam anime to have two openings with different types??????? dont remember it being like that
>There was also concern expressed for the Israel Olympic football team, who may have to play in stadiums around France and stay outside the high-security Olympic village. The organisers confirmed that, since the Munich massacre, there have always been special measures to make Israeli delegations feel comfortable.[21]
well, based off the gundam i've seen they USUALLY feel like they arent super different, and when they are it makes sense
like the second opening for zeta is super different from the first one, but i think it fits the feel of the second half better
both victory opens dont match the shows tone, as a joke i assume
yeah measures such as the fresh foreskins of goyim and and many women to rape
never forget the poor foreskin of the turk which was fed to evil kikes
and besides like i said, in the case of turn a i think it was just a last ditch effort to get people to watch the show without ruining the show itself
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getting a fucking headache from focusing me eyes on these microscopic decals i have to put on
ohhhh i see now
i thought you were modding a total war or something
no total war is gay, unlike my robot toys for children
>A mentally ill man from British Columbia was able to use a homemade all-access pass at the opening ceremonies to clear several layers of security at BC Place Stadium and get close to U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, who authorities say the man had an infatuation with. Before he could reach Biden, however, he was stopped by two plainclothes Mounties, who escorted him away.
sick of all these people who see me staring blankly at the wall like a retard and then proceed to chimp out over how im not paying them attention and start bawling their fucking eyes out about it
just fuck off already retard im busy staring at the wall i dont care about your ugly ass
yeah
fuck :) fuck fuck
yeaaaah (ô_ō)
ウルトラマンだって死ぬ時は射精するんだよ
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god im goinna womivt
want to make these girls happy
anime girls are to me what catnip is to cats
they're just great really
i was staring at some anime girls i don't really "like" earlier today and even them were so pleasant that i felt bad for not paying more attention before
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i dont think i know that 666 country
dont you love it when some artistman just makes the same thing like 10 times over but rehashed with a slightly different flavor to trick retards
reached the state where just being reminded of the existence of art drives me into anger because i want to be able to draw
forgot what i was going to say and who i was going to say it to and where i was gonna say it
anybody got a clue
me my head hurts
i could probably draw if i tried
but i'm not going to try in order to not break that delusion
27&28 you know this is libido right
no i already castrated myself
commendable if true
when was the last time i saw an english speaker say lieu
got driven straight into boiling in rage
actually you know what its really amazing how my feelings went from utter apathy to seething and wanting to both just kill myself in rage and kill others, in the span of like only 10 minutes and for no reason
guess this is what having unstable emotions is like
anyway ill lay in bed for like 15 minutes to calm down
angry and annoyed by everything
yes
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for some reason i can help but imagine if you zoomed out from that image it would be milei with the phone
tragsg.app
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the future
....what hemisphere was musk from again...??.... huh.....
funny how similar they look
epic kangaroo rats
new bladee is good
noposts are bad
dont like eccos solo music but hes always the highlight on the collab tracks
i smahed a bug too hard on the table now i can't get the bug slime out
accidently squished a bug into the crack in the wall and he's still there to this day
cant wait for this to drop off the board
keep sneezing my nose off
yeah me too and also everyone i know in real life
how od
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huh did sardines use to be bigger or were cans smaller
maybe the japanese fold their sardines too
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god theres something so lame about their clothing, that makes it feel like theyre 10 year old children
we really need good clothing back in the market
imagine the look on king oscars face when they asked him if they could make a char sardine
https://twitter.com/CapcomL10N/status/1778657301551038721
heres something thatll raise your motivation to learn
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yes there both quite funny people
oh this "manor lords" thing doesnt look too bad, releasling ing two weeks too
maybe ill try it
i cant stop scratching my eyes
same
downloading like 10 million episodes of anime right now
ill finally go through the stuff from last season and this too
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posting or repostingg or whatever
prefer unposting
>Blue Archive only got English subs from AniOne, a streaming publisher in SEA, and their TL is subpar to say the least. 
e1
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2863190/Stellaris_Season_08/
i dont get it why is it "pretence" all of a sudden when it was pretense for all of my life
is this like the kyiv/kiev thing
now that i think about it why is it even called kyiv now
what happened to haiti
been so fukken busy with social obligations lately just gonna tell everyone i died
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my impressions of my season so far (only watched 1 episode of all of these cause i've been fucking busy!!!!)

fable: good first episode, i liked the music and i like how it looks like the mangas art style
shinkalion: fine first episode, no robot fight in it but i enjoyed how its a show literally just made for train autists its like im on the outside looking in
ranger reject (not calling it the shitty fucking localized name): actually a really really good first episode i still think "what if superheros but FUCKED UP" is a really lazy trope but you can do it right, i havent read the manga but i hear it gets really crazy. good animation too and hot ladies
mysterious disappearances: weird first episode, not sure what the actual "story" is meant to be as of yet but i liked it regardless
bartender: i actually saw two episodes of this, its a nice relaxing watch no complaints its what it says on the tin
dungeon meshi: not this season but it's really good will probably read the manga after this season ends
highspeed etoile: absolutely abysmal first episode but im not watching this because i thought it would be good (dont even know why im watching it)
kaiju no 8: i see that the first episode of this aired and i havent watched it

all in all pretty good so far 4 me
also i started watching a video last night to fall asleep and i put it back on and i think the sleep meds i took wiped my memory because i remember not even a second of what im looking at yet i was 30 minutes in
wanna eat pizza
大昔に生息していた北京原人みたいでした
https://web.archive.org/web/20190731185954/http:/www.umass.edu/wsp/resources/classical/primer/front/satire.html
wouldnt italian have made more sense
thats the point modern chinese is to classical chinese what french is to latin
grim
keep being a delusional retard
is there like a drug to fix this
a swift kick to the head i reckon
thats what got me here mate
in tjat case all you need is an overpowering dose of reality
Cloudflare関連の人全員精々もがき苦しんだ後死んで、それからその生ぬるい死体がそこら辺の野犬にでも犯されて欲しい
try to figure out what this means!!!
ohhhhhhhh jesus christ robbie is STILL at it on /vst/
grim grim grim
yeah i thought i saw him a few months ago too
its funny because what made me notice him just now was him flipping out and spamming willies all over the place(again)
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58388587#p58388587
huh fascinating
you know what i wouldn't even mind if they expanded that to the whole site
i don't even "shitpost" like we used to anymore if they got rid of all the schizos and spammers in the website it would be for the better
i said the same thing to someone else just now actually
like okay yeah this "kills" some anonymity but...the stuff gets purged in 24 hours, and obviously im sure if the feds asked they can retrieve it anyways but if the feds ask they can get your info WITHOUT your email already
also anybody with an above 60 iq can just make a burner email and still be anonymous, so this obviously doesnt help THE MOST, but it probably will do a good amount for killing off some of the most subhuman worthless spammers/bots
do you need to sign in every 24 hours or just once
if the latter then sure whatever
i really expect next to no drop in spam though
i need some cute girls
I am a penguin.
I cannot fly but I can slip and slide!
I think of a more comical fate,
But I can't escape my own date!
the penguin of the soul...
wonder if its too late now to class change into penguin and spend my life flapping around on the pole
isreal getting attacked by persia or something
but more importantly cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls cute girls
sure hope i dream of cute girls when i sleep
my side pain has finally subsided i will neither die nor have to go see a doctor
the real nightmare was the tragsmates we made along the way
(*´ω`*)
<( ‵□′)>───Cε(┬﹏┬)3
<( ‵□′)───C<─___-)||
red as blood
pretty sure i have rabies or something
i am rabidly retarded
doing a kikekilla playthrough in you know what
uhh uhhh vic2??
nuke just dropped in me house
its probably just gas
why didnt i research gas defense.........
spent all my research mana on anti rationalism
accidently spent over an hour playing famicom majong
woke up in the dead of night with an overwhelming urge to vomit and all i could do was drink water and hope i....dont
anyway seems like it worked thankfully
man i love sitting in a pitch black room playing videogames and listening to music
not for long
yeah its going to become daytime sooon............. :/
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watched the first eps of fable and blue archive
both were good but the voice of the mc in fable was................really fucking bizarre
he sounds like the ideal cool guy of an edgy 12 year old kid, always putting some clear conscious effort into sounding cool and to keeping up the pretense that he is totally not aware that he sounds cool, in my opinion a more nonchalant and neutral voice would be a lot more fitting for his character
as for blue archive i DID like it but i've got the feeling that it's going to go from a CGDCT to a shitty shoehorned sad plot that completely ruins the anime and makes it unfun
also i hate how the PC looks like look at this faggot
me i watched the one with the train(it was actually much better than i thought) and one about seiyuus(it was rather mediocre)
just received word theyre putting me in a gothic or possibly rococo style manor with enigmatic lordship to participate in baroque intrigue with seemingly supernatural and with any luck romantic undertones
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguen
https://www.rferl.org/a/turkey-protests-penguins-symbol/25008120.html
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fly flew up my nose
need to purify my soul
its about as dirty now as an indian river
what's a küke
a ship probably
shut the fuck up you fucking brat i'll rip that mouth right off
surrounded by children 
wanna die (or sleep honestly)
>And Hadrian was never recorded to be gay and none of his court said he was gay and there is no direct evidence besides that he was friends with a guy lmao xD what u gonna do bout it? lmao
how could they record it anyway they didnt have cameras back then [citation needed]
one drop rule
if you've ever had even one male friend you are forever a faglord
yes thats why people consider friendless loners as the ultimate most attractive men
yeah exactly its why im surrounded with women who love me
inbred kids of some nigger in my neighbourhood still screeching nonstop
moms hanging out with lesbians again
nigger
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nigger
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nigger
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nigger

you are a nigger
too shit mood to look at cute girls
been like that for a few days
why is skiiinh so fucking expensive
because kikes made it illegal to skin people alive
....you could just do it after they died......
the pain raises the quality of the skin
i'm pretty sure it's the opposite you don't want the muscles to contract too much
hi i'm niggy
niggy the nigger
sftu
sorry i'l try to make less posts form now on
yes, thank you. 50 lashings. next order of business
one order of noposts please!
holy siht it got so fucking hot
yeah i just noticed that too
its like 40 degrees rainy all last week now its just fukken 80
turns out the window was open the whole time
the tab too i hope
both tabs on the window are open
had a big post to make 
thankfully it hasnt been made yet
all i have to say is that i remembered the "double the dose of flippum birdums" thing when i was outside staring at the sky and i started laughing to myself that was always one of my favorites
it makes me wonder if that's all my life is going to be, aimlessly wandering around while thinking about decade-old internet jokes
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been like 40 celcius here all week
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man this "nero" guy is just like me!
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me at the very bottom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formication
you know yawns? 
would be crazy if there was a real disease that could spread the same way.,.,,,,,,......... maybe someone should make a fiction like that
you made me yawn retard
your cursed now!!!!!!! boooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
but yeah the funny part about a disease like that is that you could just get it through the internet
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1981820/Strike_Force_Heroes/
wasnt this a flash game
pretty sure i used to play it like, 50 60 years ago
alot of games used to be flash games
youi know i just so happened to have a newgrounds tab opened (which i opened 2 or 3 days ago)
wow konosuba is still fun
nooo mommy i dont want to study i want to play video games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formosa,_Argentina
hahahahaha
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I WANT TO FUCKING EAT LET ME EAT IM SICK OF STARVING I WANT TO EAT
this torrent has been lightspeed but these last 4 episodes are taking a fukken eternity???
that doesnt look like food
thats me jamming your signal
sometimes the retard minigame of the gacha drives me crazy
why isnt there a win button
i really shouldn't sleep it will throw my schedule all out of wack
but i will sleep
well you know what they say
sleep will come for us all eventually
the BIG post i wanted to make:
türk did you hear about the thing with Inori Minase (AKA one of the VAs for gochiusa(
i heard that she got caught shitposting but i know none of the details
also havent watched gochiusa so the whole thing is just kind of...dadc
maybe she was a seiyuu in something i like though in which case i do care i guess
besides the outrageous fact that you havent watched gochiusa yeah basically it turned out that she had been a namefag schizo shitposter on 5ch for quite a while and people didnt like her and all her shitposts were making fun of the other VAs of the show 1 for apparently her singing was shit and she was making fun of an album she did that floopped, and another one was apparently poor or looked like a poorfag 
its even funnier because shes the VA of chino and thats the one people shitpost about the most /a/ (she's known for being anon's wife) and i think the VA thats a poorfag also has her character beign a poorfag cannonically which is really funny(sxarp)
well uhh you know theres just no point to a CGDCT anime if none of the girls are cute yeah???? i DO think i actually watched the first episode a good decade ago though
looks like she was in shoujo shuumatsu and kage no jitsuryokusha too https://anidb.net/creator/21013
had a big bowl of rice
sharo and rize are incredibly cute though
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1601580/Frostpunk_2/
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whats with all the naked men memes from japan
well not even the japanese could answer that question
they just find naked ugly men really funny i guess(i do too since i possess the yamato damashii)
what do they call a turkish comedy play
turkish oil wrestling
wouldnt it be epic if cute girls were real
i tried to talk god into creating some but he wouldnt budge
found a big dead bug
put me down
apparently there making an AI onahole
luv the va shitposter situation
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2) this one's funny because they supposedly went through posts to "check" whether any doyakonga posts were made during concerts or live events or whatever and apparently none of them overlapped[citation needed] and evidently she WAS posting during christmas/new years so ..... 
3) in this one shes supposedly telling a guy off because hes saying "ooo i will protect VA" and she goes "but you dont go to her concerts -__-"(because apparently she knows that......) 
4) this one says theres a lot more posts but yeah idk youll have to look for them yourself there was also a twitter account but i find it more funny that she posted on 5ch also the name "doyakonga" is just so fucking funny 
if i were her id just admit to it and tell them to fuck off and keep shitpositng
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oh yeah this ones funny too shes just telling some guy to kys
the culture around 5ch is so funny as a westerner
well not actually to me, because i used 4chan and understand the appeal, but my understanding is for a LOT of people using 5ch is like, basically facebook normie tier, now you dont go around bragging about it or talking about it in public, but to be some salaryman shitposting on the salaryman board is not unusual from what i know
also they love calling people koreans on 5ch which is always funny
your not western your middle eastern
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/massive-shoutout-to-derich-ip-koom-and-the-gang.85391/
having an absolute hoot reading this thread the last couple of days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPB1kXlxEmo
3
uh no
listen buddy, MAYBE if  you lived in Constantinople i'd consider it, but you are decidedly turco-altaic and therefore NOT western. okay?? dont get funny
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whose gonna tlel him
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come on this ones killing me (mildly nsfw)
forgot to spoil sorry
wooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus christ yeah id be glad to NOT have her in my class
she does kind of have an uggo face
just wait unntil you see the soul
honestly few things disgust me more than the fake schoolgirl thing it looks so vile on ugly old women
yeah
just paradropped some niggers into my oilwells
when the oil runs out we can just turn niggers into oil
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the nigger terrorists keep shooting my paratrooper niggers every single turn
get fucked kike
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the democrats lost iraq and as a result oil production collapsed and the usa is falling but thankfully we figured out how to do as 17 says 
at least its not hecking fracking which will kill all the poor animals and taint the water
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most succesful democrat administration
anyways we opened up a billion nigger oilification factories all over the world so now we're easily making enough
mr.rotschild seems unhappy though
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yea there a bit retarded
they want you to keep production up rather than keeping profits up
the developer is obviously retarded so he doesnt understand that when you produce less the price goes up to shit and you make even more money 

like just a few turns ago when iraq fell it peaked at $270 per barrel and i was making more money than ever, and thats when they were least happy of the whole game 
now im producing a shit ton of oil more and the price fell to 17 and they're happier

what i really need is the government to cut my taxes and theres no direct way to pestern them to do that. they generally only do things to make oil demandd go up or down
remember playing that 10 billion years ago
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this ones funny cause its an actual proposal by milei's capital candidate(he lost)
wow that was just awful hope it never happens again
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well i filled the entire world with nigger petrolification factories but eventually even that wasnt enough and people kept wanting more oil and i guess they nuked eachother, at least i made like 33m dollars 
the end.
who even gives a shit you made it out and you have a lot of money
i wanted to see qute girls
when does this oil game fucking end its 2103 and its still going
uhh 2012 maybe
i think i went up to like 2190 when i lost
its 2209...
well it ends when you lose .)
got the exact same ending but hundreds of years later
theres just a point where you can only stack so many fuel factories before demand goes beyond production
yes
its dumb that since it was mde in 08 they hadnt made fracking into a boogeyman yet but it'd make sense if they had a bunch of other areas where you could frack and make money in the lategame(when the price per barrel is over 100)
also it annoyed the fuck out of me how there was a giant oil deposit underneath saddams palace but it never let me drill it
is nothing sacred to you
its a game about being the ultimate kike so i got to kike it up as much as i can
suuuuure hope this torrent doesnt look like fucking crap description says the video is from another torrent that claims the files are "v2 now all episodes are 60fps instead of some VFR ones." better not mean this shit is gonna be upscaled
ahhhhh okay thankfully i checked before i waited for this slow ass torrent to download
the jp bd release is just upscaled in the first place (and apparently looks like shit according to autists online) so the ACTUAL best release is the 480p dvd rip
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not only is the bd upscaled it turns out, but the original show has some retarded aspect ratio(630x480) so when they changed the ratio to 720 everything is smushed badly
that anime girl is melting!
i want to eat her bangs
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hm can you spoiler this
oy vey the nazis persecuted gaming journalists too you know... how dare you deny it
sooooo sleepy and i dont wanna go to work but i have to :)
just sleep it off tardo
white man came
stole my bed and pajamas
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e1
whole fucking body smells of poo
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ohh i see it was just that the cat shat diarrhea all over the place
no sorry that was me
go wash your bum young man
fucking nigger 4channer retard shitting up one of my epic bunkers filled with smart people
Onions de Argentina, en geografía de la secundaria te lo explican así. Hay naciones desarrolladas y naciones en proceso de desarrollo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDCjj-o-rI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH3WQQZCA3A
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/kaiserreich.529944/
uvhhghhh so nostalgic my tears are floving
sailor
sailour
suffer
sufferour
doyakonga
feel like playing vidya
almost done with my fucking decals this has been like a two week ordeal!!!
surprise surprise sometimes when i come home from work the idea of attaching micro stickers is not appealing (today it was)
woooooooooooooooooow massive brain rot ive spent the last 10 minutes endlessly clicking the same tabs just to see 0 replies on all
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vgh...
ohhh yeah
the end was an e1
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i was surprised how accurate this ended up being
6
20 actually
i thought my monitor was glitching out but turns out it's my eyesight making everything look doubled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCxRWglXg_A
played a game now ill sleep
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wonder where he is now
ought to be with cute girls(me not the cat
was thinking about trump earlier
funny guy
was thinking about posts earlier
thinking is the mind killer
do you think so
knowing is the boom builder
cake o'clock
dreamt that i was in school and my teacher was getting all pissy because i couldnt use a bottle of alcohol(made out of cat spit i believe) to connect to the internet
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2854750/Expansion__Europa_Universalis_IV_Winds_of_Change/
>600 new missions and 150 new events
epic false advertisement
wanna play a game
>native american colonies in the old world
surprised it took them so long to implement that meme
aztec argentina vs inca brazil vs mayan alaska
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-8-17th-of-april-2024.1666167/
had a mental dream its not worth trying to explain but rest assured it was craaaazy
huhu
time to watch a buuuuunch of anime!!!
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luv these funny retards
wow the first episode of kaiju no 8 was actually really good the big monsters were 2d which never ever happens now but yeah i liked it, honestly would have liked it if it remained "retards cleaning up disgusting kaiju gore" but we'll see how it goes
how did those fukken greeks invent something as delicious as pita and hummus
umm you mean albanians
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watching some anime girls playing mahjong
seeing a disclaimer in both japanese and chinese at the same time makes me laugh for some reason
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vvvvgggghhhhhhh
been retarding my self with moon runes for 3 months now and all it enable me to do is look at stuff and say "ah yes I know a few of those"
thats just how it is
saw someone mention how if you can name every original pokemon you can learn kanji
i can only name pikachu and charizard
that's basically almost there
ohhh i thought you said "every pokemon" not every original
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yeah
earthquake in japan!!!!!!!!! a aaaaaahaahhahahhhh!!!!!!!
an earthquake in japan is worth two in the hand
as they say
https://boards.4chan.org/vst/thread/1730558#p1731421
ok this one prussia joke made me giggle
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.dong-chinese.com/wiki/%E9%BB%91
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Forest
can you read this for me
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el chino
可憐な子達を可愛がるべく出陣す
あぁうっせえなあ隣の奴ら
こんな時間なのになんでワンワン鳴いてんだよ黙って寝とけ
too drunk to bother with any of this
actually im drunk too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU6anTmT_P0
spilled my FUCKING beer!!!!!!!!!!!!
wohohohohoho seeding this anime to this little gentleman from gambia
was thinking about the western roman empire and when i tabbed to my torrent soft it said that im at exactly 4.76gb of seeding today _O
vgh
ran out of beer(since i fucking spilled half) so i thought to drink some raki instead but it tastes so shit shit shit shit that i think i'll just stop for today
anyway time for anime girls waheeeyyyyii thisll be my first time being happy this month
bet you'l be miserable
scary thunderings
5
not at all no
only time im not miserable is when im with anime girls the rest is all just a bleak nightmare
you will eventually be without anime girls
uhhuh and just who would be the one to dare to try and prevent me from meeting them
that bossnigger god
he wouldnt dare to even look me in the eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLGLo2kZUi0
listened to and enjoyed all of whatever that was
dont get it either think its just a baseball song parody thats actually secretly referencing the war
it remind me of the kind of music that was in kr or ostalgie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDy3sIV57_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5MD_cXRjlg
whew that was some hard work watching those anime girls made my heart's beatrate spill all up and down the place
https://youtu.be/S29BfiuK_Vs
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cancer alert
anyways e1
honestly as time goes on that screenshot reminded me (didnt even read it but i can hypothesize all of it off the title) but reddit actually is so fucking kino like yeah as a website it functions like shit and is basically the antithesis to any kind of working social media, BUT for some people are so willing to air all their dirty laundry on it and its hilarious
best part is
>The caption was something like "I thank Jesus everyday for these beautiful ladies." My husband is an Atheist.
梵語
means sanskrit and is read "bongo"
makes me laugh because i keep remembering the bongo bongo bongo song
庸夫愚婦
^like this
really excited to do 50000 reviews because i missed a day
shamefurr dispray...
youd have probably shat your pants if you glanced at my anki 5 days ago
sloooooooowly but surely debating actually for real seriously trying to learn japanese
me i'm always surprised by how much i "know" despite barely doing anything
i just figure that like...i watch sooooooooo fucking much japanese media already like literally every single day for multiple multiple hours, so i HAVE exposure "down" already, obviously im not picking up anything save for like, various words because i dont know shit, but like...SURELY it must be a waste to be listening to people speak japanese almost every single day of my life and NOT getting anything out of it
i was just thinking about this today actually, after a good 1488 years of watching anime i found out after starting to Learn Properly that it all just amounted to like a hundred words and expressions as well as a little bit of you know...comprehension of verbal hints of emotion...is what i suppose you would call it
i assume thats the upper limit if you just consume japanese things without ever trying to study the actual thing
i only see japanese media incidentally yet i'm still learning it for some reason
got nothing better to do i suppose
well yeah thats what i mean by "down"
since i dont even know what to listen for, im never "learning" anything just extremely vague words
i sure know how to say bravery and hero by this point
did nothing but drink wet yogurt today and these fucking anime girls are just eating whole cows and fish and lobsters right in front of me
kill me
for me it was cornflakes
i am a good person
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most annoying voice ive heard in my life
yeah wtf is that accent
it's hiberno-english
grim
meal
grem
mial
https://www.drcommodore.it/2024/04/17/italia-chan-mascotte-expo-2025/
https://www.afpbb.com/articles/-/3515581
why is the italian one this cutesy thing while the japanese one is some weird blue monster thing
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fascinating
grainspear wants to go to bed soon
huhh sorry youre not allowed
had a big huge massive grin listening to 56
mei was just appalled at the voice
well yes thats why i was smiling it was funny because it was bad
mei hate ugly looking and sounding things
*stares directly at the camera*
what the FUCK do you think youre looking at huh???/ got a probleM>?????
c70
luv this thing where i use my umbrella like its one of those canes the english gentlemen had(200 years ago)
grainspear is going to sleep!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9m3LOUzZs4
i should really watch this show sooner than later
huge fan of the op
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love how this show just will randomly bring up bacteria and how livers work and genetic memory and just expect you to know what anybody is talking about (i understand enough to think its funny)
also the big ghoulie is called "better man" explicitly because he's...a better version of man
i'm called trash man
think i hear missiles whirring by outside
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive
some of these are pretty funny
>The Great Hanoi Rat Massacre occurred in 1902, in Hanoi, Vietnam (then known as French Indochina), when, under French colonial rule, the colonial government created a bounty program that paid a reward for each rat killed.[3] To collect the bounty, people would need to provide the severed tail of a rat. Colonial officials, however, began noticing rats in Hanoi with no tails. The Vietnamese rat catchers would capture rats, sever their tails, then release them back into the sewers so that they could produce more rats.[6]
i cant wait for the neo-russo-turkish war sometime in the 2030s hopefully the turk is still rotting there
hope ill be dead
time for my neo-meal
which consists of nothing but bread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish
sorry twas me
this coffee is good
ill go have some cacik
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>興亜維新達成
uvvvgggghhhggvghgvg
i was just thinking about how weird 興 looks the other day
its like a big set of shelves or an old tv with a stereo system around it
ask the manufacturers why they made it that way
always thought it was a demon eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHm-8p7thbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-vQzTAiTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTuibrurVr4
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Uu4y167pR/
did you know that chinese men love gay sex too
i'll take your word for it
oh come on man dont act so scared press the link
扬我国威
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qm411Q7LX
ugfgsgagagagghhhhh ym heart its burning aghhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9NfELSUOlg
e1 if you try to sign up as a foreigner they force you to upload pictures of your id front and back
wanna talk
?
depends
robbie still going at it
love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life
wish i would start scamming people
done with the models i purchased
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heres the one im proud of, dont comment on the trash in the shot
this one i put on all the decals, panel lined (there was fukken nothing to panel live save for the bazooka and bit of legs) and then put a top coat on it
very happy how it came out looks very nice in person
nice job but i cant say that i'm a fan
as in it looks bad or you dont like the robot or think it looks dumb in general
it looks good i'm just not a fan of that style of robot because it looks like a big samurai
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thats understandable
the issue (for me) is that the robot looking robots are a bit above my skill level for uh........awhile...like the robot robot ones are meant for proper modellers and aren't psuedo-children toys like gupla

i wanna make one of these guys some day but...would like to watch some votoms first and also lrn2paint so i can weather the scopedog
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THIS is probably my white whale kit (you will probably dislike it because its very gaudy and not-robot) but THESE specific lines of kits are what i meant by actual for real serious business
you NEED to sand parts, you NEED to remove seam lines (fun fact this is done by obliterating the plastic and making toxic gas), you NEED to paint them etc etc
too much work+money for me for uhhhh...a long time
that first one looks kind of cool but i hate collecting things or putting anything on display or having a personality so i cant get into building models
its nice doing it keeps the voices at bay for awhile
im bad at using my hands AND at keeping my frustration at bay so i'd probably just obliterate the thing in a tard rage
well i thought i was bad with my hands too but honestly its not too bad and maybe it'll even make me better with my hands
for gunpla like i said, keep in mind 90% of kits ARE being made with literal children as their target audience, so its not really easy to obliterate parts, ESPECIALLY on newer kits which are frankly engineering marvels no idea how they make these things as user friendly as they are now
also i should add when i was an autist child i was obsessed with bionicles so this is simply tapping into my genetic memory
whats so genetic about it
nothing really i just wanted to say that
wonder if this is how 45 iq people experience the world
where are you hiding the girls
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wheatspear wants his sleep
okay you know what this singular they thing stopped being funny a while back they need to stop
esl and/or canadians do not have permission to make revisions to the english language sorry
funny thing is im starting to see supertrannykiller1488's and other such people use it too
its so fucking bizarre to see it
nigger body wont let me sleep
takes so much willpower to make food AND eat it
singulartheykiller1564
woke up to isreal bombing both persia AND iraq
happy birthday adolf
if those fukken israelis end the world so help me god they better burn with the rest of us
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also just realized it but i actually did watch these last 4 eps and just fucking forgot about them entirely
dunno if i will continue
i say continue i ended up liking the anime a LOT more than i thought i would
season 2 soon surely
whey time for me to train my mind *gunshots
some posts seemingly live on forever
epic meal truly a legend
bet it was gruel
big loaf of bread + 1 sausage + 2 eggs + 3 slices of really thin cheese that i melted
put all those in the bread and ate it with a 200ml can of pepsi it was epic
but what about der barley
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barley
>Globally 70% of barley production is used as animal feed, while 30% is used as a source of fermentable material for beer, or further distilled into whisky, 
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>In English folklore, the figure of John Barleycorn in the folksong of the same name is a personification of barley, and of the alcoholic beverages made from it: beer and whisky. In the song, John Barleycorn is represented as suffering attacks, death, and indignities that correspond to the various stages of barley cultivation, such as reaping and malting;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiamine_deficiency#History
>which they described as etowasu (from the German Etwas, meaning "something")
funny
whats funnier is that some random tardo killed a billion japanese soldiers just by pretending to not know the cause of a disease
he ensured that only the strong would survive
*loses the war*
huh sure do wonder why that was
trying this tarded stuff out
ㄉㄨㄛ = 多
you have to press the keys 2, j and i to write this thing
as you may guess it is cancer
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turn that frown upside down
twats a smile tardo
anyway
> Pending the severity of filler migration, it can be clear as day to the naked eye. The most obvious case is typically lips. "We most commonly see this in the perioral area, which is the area around the lip," says Coppola. The filler will migrate from the red body of the lip into the surrounding area, she explains. "You can sometimes see this by the protuberance of the lip from the profile, the loss of definition to the vermillion border, and sometimes... a whiteish cast to the skin where the filler has migrated." 
so apparently lip filter can "migrate" to other places on the face..........including the eyes???????????????????demonic
yeah man cosmetic surgeries are fucking terrifying
look up the healing process for those "brazilian butt lifts" if you want to hear some really scary shit
not reading these because i dont wanna be spoiled on some stuff but it's interesting


>Top 30 most moving robot anime scenes
> As voted by 2channel's SRW board, only includes series up to 2007.
30, from Overman King Gainer: The ending
29, from Gun X Sword: Ray's death
28, from Brain Powerd: WHERE'S MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?!
27, from Gun X Sword: Dead people don't come back to life.
26, from Zambot 3: The ending
25, from Soukyuu no Fafner: Soushi dies (this was from before he came back to life)
24, from Brain Powerd: Persuading Shiela Glass
23, from Macross 7: Gigil dies.
22, from Gunbuster 2 / Diebuster: The ending
21, from V Gundam: The ending
20, from Gaogaigar FINAL: The ending
19, from Gundam 0083: Gato's kamikaze.
18, from Brain Powered: The Chakra barrier, numerous flashbacks and loli Orphan.
17, from V Gundam: Odelo dies.
16, from Macross 7: "MOUNTAIN! GALAXY! LISTEN TO MY SONG!"
15, from Giant Robo: Alberto dies.
14, from Vandread: Shirley dies.
13, from Turn A Gundam: Loran revealing that he's a Moonrace.
12, from Macross DYRL: The whole 'Do You Remember Love' sequence.
11, from Macross Plus: Guld's eyes popping.
10, from Soukyuu no Fafner Right of Left: The ending
09, from G Gundam: The death of Kyoji and Schwartz.
08, from Brain Powerd: The revealing of the Baron's true identity.
07, from Gunbuster: The ending
06, from Gundam 0080: Bernie's final message to Al.
05, from Char's Counterattack: The ending
04, from Turn A Gundam: The ending
03, from G Gundam: The final showdown between Master and Domon
02, from V Gundam: Reinforce's last stand.
01, from Rahxephon: Blue Friend
???ehhhh???the fuck is this
why is the word for father the exact same in mandarin as it is in turkish
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/baba
yeah nevermind this thing is everywehre
    father: Albanian, Arabic, Western Armenian, Chinese, Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi, Bengali, Greek, Marathi, Mingrelian, Nepali, Persian, Swahili, Turkish, Yoruba, Shona, Zulu
    grandmother: many Slavic languages (such as Bulgarian, Russian, Czech and Polish), Romanian, Yiddish, Japanese
    grandfather: Azerbaijani, Zulu (father, grandfather)
    baby: Afrikaans, Sinhala, Hungarian
for me its drool
wait actually isnt this the 3rd or 4th time i realized this
oh well
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funny little thing
thunderous noposts
jews stole them all and the gold too
my game crashed right after a big fight
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/index.html
uhh
far as i can tell theres no grandi strategy board
sad!
>1420 cards in 3.26 hours today
he1
waiting for bed
im half of a person
does that mean you only suffer half as much
twice obviously???
is my coffee spiked
with what 
i went in to these cuban peoples house once they offered me "cortar" coffee as in, coffee "cut" with something and i had lost some sleep and was a little manic that day and thought maybe it was going to be coke, but it was milk 
is that racist
ah yes the kryptonite of the brown man - milk
the mind reading didnt kick in for that incident, they couldnt tell i was thinking that, but only because i kept it under control. but these funny thoughts just come up and are not easily dispelled sometimes. i have paranoid delusions as a semiregular occurrence now
dont want that for you matie
when you think about things in a very sober mindset and consider everything in a detached and reasonable way, theres almost nothing to live for anymore. youre too tired to get out of bed.
yeah
i want to feel different some more again
2 japanese military helis exploded and everybody died
this happened before too recently
starting to think chinas shooting them down and the country is too cucked to call them out, so they hide evidence instead
its too strange to just keep having helis crash for no reason
there are only 2 options in japan and one isnt ok and the other is
their mental hospitals are 80% one thing and 20% the other
i nee eeee want 
want 
would like 
i would like 
my bed to be occupied again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurd_von_Sch%C3%B6ning
why does it only list the death dates of his family members but not himself...
haiii!!
https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/chess-champ-gets-butt-inspected-amid-sex-toy-cheating-claims/
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66921563
acchh yes nothing quite like being forced to clean up shit
next try living in it
try being it
ARBEIT MACHT FREI
noooooooooo i fucked up the spaces its ruined now!!!1!1!
how do i get my mom and dad to work in my stead
you must prove yourself mentally and physically incapable
already did that ages ago
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thought that was going to be something else and got really worried for a moment
dont worry its an anime girl not an anime boy
meal
anime
sandwich
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wooaooohahahh i can fucken read - !! -
thats chinese
yah
may b getting promoted
to a lower circle of hell
uhhh
If no travelling
merchants pass through the villages and purchase
their produce, then the Khonds carry it in baskets, .
slung at each end of a pole, to neighbouring fairs and -
markets in the low country. In this way, mustard,
castor oil seeds, ginger, turmeric, sweet potatoes,
yams, plantains, citron, gourds, pumpkins, beans, to-
bacco, are reared and sold.
^this just made me fucken hungry!!!!! its night!
what does night have anything to do with it
the closer to nighttime it is the more of a pain in the ass it feels like to get up and make food
whole fucking mouth and throat is infected and it feels terrible
1317 cards in 2.98 hours
0 things learned
well not to brag but i learned one thing...or maybe even two
need about 12 more hours in a day
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dont know anything about blue archive but this woman belongs to me now (in mahjong soul) (i have not logged in for like a year and this was my first roll with free shit for this collab)
also is the only other character i've ever rolled
well except i rolled the 11 year old but i dont like children so that one was a mulligan
のおおおおおおおhow dare you niggerkike die now
is that directed towards me
what other niggerkike is there in this room
also i thought maybe i'd be "rusty" at mahjong after not touching it for a year, and i probably am, but also i think i just played such a disgusting amount when i was playing it that it's permanently etched into my brain and from my perspective i didnt make any egregious fuck ups, just some minor ones
isnt it more like 3 months
uhhh no it's for sure been a year at least
well i thought teh last time ii saw you bragging about mahjong was 3 months ago
that wasnt me
actually i can check my logs after this game
huh wow what the FUCK you clearly have a much better memory than me because yes, last time i played was 12/29/2023
i guess uhhhhh is it a bad sign when four months feels like a mental year????
yeah i hear that alot that im a genius
kind of horrifying i swore it was an entire year
sure hope 6 hours of sleep will take away all this exhaustion
just looking at ants instantly makes my feet and legs itchy as if there were a bunch of them climbing over me
it's like that time i saw a dog with fleas across the street and was itchy all day
i wish i wasn't like this
yeah ants are gross i would kill them all if i could
i want to gift you two antfarms
is one not enough
its one each
funny me and my friend were joking last weekend about buying someone an antfarm because it's such an obnoxious gift and so lame
uhh make that 5 hours
Just to clarify, have you learned how to read? I understand you've followed classes up to such-and-such level, but you also mention that you gave up learning characters a while ago. If you haven't, I highly recommend trying it. Learning to read is incredibly helpful for learning new vocabulary.
dadc capsman
https://www.chinese-forums.com/forums/topic/13726-i-hate-hanzi/
why didnt people just mindlessly grind anki all day
were they dumb
hyeah not sure what their problem is why not just sit infront of the computer and stare at words for 4 hpurs everyday
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3583091/
>Even in the United States, which is widely considered to be monolingual, one-fifth of those over the age of five reported speaking a language other than English at home in 2007, an increase of 140 percent since 1980.
found this really funny
the data does NOT imply what theyre suggesting, though of course as an unknower it might be normal to assume that it does
in actuality 99% of these are just monolingual bongobongo slaveworkers and gangsters and their numbers rising is NOT a good thing
what ARE they suggesting
that bilingualism is increasing in america(prolly fucken true no clue) and that this data(brownies all over the place who cant even speak english) serves as a sort of proof of it
>I am a chinese middle students study in Guangzhou.
>I hate characters too.
>As a native chinese, I couldn't write and read chinese characters 100% correctly.At school, I hate Chinese Coures the most!
made me giggle
did a little googling and i guess i know at least 2000 kanji since thats the amount required to pass the n1?? and i somehow managed to do that much in a fucking year and a half of study
i thought i knew like a thousand or something
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where does your motivation come from
literally nothing i just fart around all day and scream about how much i want to die
you guys should still remember that time two years ago when i asked if i should learn japanese and the general reaction was "uhhh sure", the idea literally just poofed into my head all of a sudden that day at 4 am while watching some random playthrough on niconico(that i couldnt understand)
kikes... unkiked me...
not for long
already pissed like 15 times today wtf is happening did my livers die
yeah
im curious what the car related trends are among our japanese counterparts
mr turk can you find some popular car videos on niconico
houseki no kuni ending this week...
https://www.nicovideo.jp/video_top/genre/vehicle
best i can do you
...is niconico really just for animeadjacent trite... i thought it was like youtube
everything in japan is anime adjacent you can't escape it
well a little
you have to understand that its fucken dying and nobody in their right mind actually gives a fuck about cars of all things
there might also be some more proper tag for cars or something i guess i dont know
no no no if theres one thing ive learned its that at least half of all men care about cars
yeah but their skin is brown
IS that a thing in japan
i don't remember seeing the "guy obsessed with his car" trope like there is in america
mate japan is where all the cars came from of course they have guys obsessed with cars there
cant say much since i never cared to check but i would assume that its a niche like trains is
obviously there are SOME people who are fucking autistic about this stuff but its not like in america or turkey or arjentinos or wherever where 99% of the population jacks off to cars they can never buy, its probably something more like a modest little 3% in japan
no you are actually retarded if you think that
think what
that the country with the one of the most prominent car/racing scenes in the world has nobody who cares about cars
well i didnt say "nobody" so i guess im safe
looking on youtube and it seems they have the exact same retarded trends over there as we do here which is a little disappointing
it's funny to imagine those giant american pickup trucks next to tiny japanese people and driving on their narrow roads
i think that happened in my anime once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhBNuArGuWQ
i have DEFINITELY posted this before
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american car trends are so so much worse than just the stupid shit they put on trucks
i thinkits kinda funny
was never rich enough to act that retarded
that doesnt stop everyone else who does it
made a random mod to fix an obscure bug in a game a couple days ago and i already have 50 downloads and people commenting on it
wtf
fame and fortune awaits
my wildest dream is that the devs somehow see it and fix the bug
dreaming a bit too high mate
*hardcodes the bug into the game and bans you for racism*
been thinking
been burning myy tongue
it's nice having a day off
day off the hanging rack
1133 cards in 2.79 hours today
i'm only pretending to learn to i just do 200 cards in 20 minutes
well ill let you in on a little secret i actually still have 145 dues and 20 new cards left BUT ill go to bed now and do them later instead of now because i feel like im gonna fucking die
john barleycorn must die
is that the full name of the turk
i'm jimmy crackcorn and i dont care
hello its me your best friend jilly jibson i just wanted to tell you that i fully support all past, present and future attempts at fixing the jewish problem through gas chambers
o((>ω< ))o
^ biting into some cyanide
was actually just thinking about how life isnt just crashing straight down, but like being flushed down the toilet and just going round and round while slowly getting sucked down, before you know it youre in the sewers with no way out
yeah
getting older (and what is "life" if not getting older) is like coming down through layers of ease and happiness
the thickness of the layers varies from person to person
went to yawn and suddenly had a mini seizure and hurt my ribs somehow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byakkotai
ugh
sleepyman
potato breakfast
no lunch
no dinner
as soon as i read "young teenage samurai" i knew it was going to be freaking epic
how does japan do it
i laughed when i saw the funny little fascist men and how they donated statues
they sure like japan huh
woke up 1 hour ago
im tired
FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK my coffee is warm!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lukewarm
its 30 fuckin celsius
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2839450/Turkish_Throne/
uygfhdhdgdfgudgdsgaasdugasgahgagaghdsghgsagsgd FYCJC ing sun man this piece of shit is making it so hot here that all my energy gets sucked out and i cant do anything
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woaoaohoahoahhh im a real human anime boy morty!!!!!
*explodes*
>In 2011, the English rendering of ଓଡ଼ିଶା was changed from "Orissa" to "Odisha", and the name of its language from "Oriya" to "Odia", by the passage of the Orissa (Alteration of Name) Bill, 2010 and the Constitution (113th Amendment) Bill, 2010 in the Parliament. The Hindi rendering उड़ीसा (uṛīsā) was also modified to ओड़िशा (or̥iśā). After a brief debate, the lower house, Lok Sabha, passed the bill and amendment on 9 November 2010.[29] On 24 March 2011, Rajya Sabha, the upper house of Parliament, also passed the bill and the amendment.[30] The changes in spelling were made with the intention of having the English and Hindi renditions conform to the Odia transliteration.[31] However, the underlying Odia texts were nevertheless transliterated incorrectly as per the Hunterian system, the official national transliteration standard, in which the transliterations would be Orisha and Oria instead. 
retarded ass shit
ill call it orissa all the way to my dying breath you fucking cunts
a bit tired a bit lazy
is it siesta time yet
konnichiha!!!
Wa
absolutely fucking insane how windows has just never allowed you to put a window on always on top with a single click
if you allowed that then it would literally revolutionize everything yet here we fucking are
to be honest you probably need some sort of mental illness to do anki for 3,5,6 hours straight
but 4 is alright i guess
its the unlucky number if you do it for 4 hours straight you die
thought the reflection in my glasses was a giant spider
i see bugs for a moment that arent really there
ought to buy like 10 liters of 45% alcohol whiskey and just spend a week drinking that nonstop while playing some dating game
grrrrrrrrr
wooow a whole new album
Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair. The doctor told him there were no bugs in his hair. After he had taken a shower for eight hours, standing under hot water hour after hour suffering the pain of the bugs, he got out and dried himself, and he still had bugs in his hair; in fact, he had bugs all over him. A month later he had bugs in his lungs.Having nothing else to do or think about, he began to work out theoretically the life cycle of the bugs, and, with the aid of the Britannica, try to determine specifically which bugs they were. They now filled his house. He read about many different kinds and finally noticed bugs outdoors, so he concluded they were aphids. After that decision came to his mind it never changed, no matter what other people told him ... like "Aphids don't bite people."They said that to him because the endless biting of the bugs kept him in torment.
whats with all the bugbitetalk
personally i think it trite
oooh yeah its good
its good alri
i saw a spider once
got these bunch of college students in my neighbourhood, they just moved in
and they party everyday and every night at 5 am the girls all start screaming and screeching(right now one of them is breaking up with her boyfriend)
oh also theyre like 40m away and i can still hear clearly
kill them
yeah just need the president to take those pesky laws off first
i look like a ghost
went through the biggest humiliation of my life
i wanted to learn hangul out of boredom so i went through a little site that helps you do that, and once every 5 characters it would just completely ignore the actual romanisation of the character and force you to write it as the "sound it makes", stupid shit like "euh" instead of eo, "eui" instead of ei, and so on
and i just fucking seethed while going through the whole thing which took me a good hour
learn a meme language get meme on
not learning the language just the alphabet because i was bored
and the one to meme me was not the language or the people but the fucking retard american stacy who made up this trite
These chieftains are generally uneducated men,
devoid of all mental culture. They are exceedingly
proud and haughty, claiming, I believe, justly, a very
ancient origin. Many lay claim to a fabulous descent,
and point to their coat of arms as indicating the
animal or object from which their ancestors sprung.
韓国人はホモ
中国人もホモ
日本人もホモ
お似合いだよ
you couldnt cut your losses and find a different site?
i could but anger is fun
think that if i actually received a shoulder massage my body would just break apart from the sudden softening
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01062825
heres some stuff to reinforce your point
2090 yen for what looks to be adobe shovelware or some other trite(havent tried it and dont plan to so cant say for sure) and it got 18660 sales, so if we were to say that dlsite took 0% then the creator got exactly 39 million yen so far, which is enough for him to live a good 5 years at minimum without working
maybe we should all get together and make a big porno game and split the money eh mates what do you think
what was the name of that mahjong gacha thing
gacha mahjong
doesnt it seem odd how rabbits live underground
completely forgot about that
go to sleep
reading A Personal Narrative of Thirteen Years service Amongst the Wild Tribes of Khondistan for the Supression of Human Sacrifice
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made me laugh
no clue if its real or not though
woudnt want to be awarded a "hugo" anyway
slept 7 hours and i feel like im dyong of sleepindess
GRANT ME SLEEP
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mahjong soul
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-9-24th-of-april-2024.1670510/
>All buildings have at least one production method slot with one production method, but many have different methods in each slot, and there are plenty of buildings with multiple production method slots.
god please dont let it be like in vic3 where you have to fucking micro it all the time
yeah nevermind you can put it on auto
AND there are stockpiles
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mlinteractive.winningderby
absolutely seething in anger
hwhy
saw someone say "your skin is the color of wet cardboard" on the 4 which made me laugh
well you see
-it feels like 35c+
-retards are everywhere screaming nonstop and theyre gonna keep it up for another half a day
-i didnt get enough sleep
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for me i see on X some people use "lentil coloured"
I assured them that a new era had dawnetl upon
them. They Avere no longer subjects of an ignorant
Rajah, who took no interest in their welfare and hap-
piness, but by the fortune of war they had become
the subjects of the British Government, in whose
dominions the revolting ceremony I had come to
denounce not only did not exist, but could not for a
moment be tolerated. I told them that the British
Government was a paternal one, and regarded all its
subjects as its children, no matter of Avhat caste or of
Avhat colour—there was and could be no distinction
between Khond and Ooryah, and Avhenever the life of
one was taken premeditatedly, no matter whether by
sacrifice or otherwise, then assuredly would another
life be required in punishment.
I acted as their arbitrator ; and was
very frequently called upon to adjust their family
disputes, in which I must say the weaker, as I may
not call them fau', sex bore the most prominent part.
ill try to give your mahjong a spin later today
i like famicom mahjong because its just me vs a single computer so i can be as retarded as i want
well i'll tell you this much...mahjsoul sure lets you play mahjong!
does this thing have something that teaches you mahjong or do i have to learn it elsewhere
uhhh it has a tutorial
but it's shit
give me a bit and i can find the videos i watched to get you the basics
but i can also obviously explain stuff in a bit more detail
i guess the tutorial isnt "shit" per se, it'll get you from "flipper handed retard" to "retard" level pretty nicely
noooooooooooooooooooo theres niggers that already registered with the name i want to use!~!!!!
how many more hours is this boring ass tutorial going to continue never been this bored before in my life
well it is a board game
breakfast
uhhh well i dont know i played before they updated the tutorial
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ok anyways im free now
you'll want to keep this open in another tab for...awhile
if your hand does not have any of these, not matter how it is, you can NOT win the round (unless you have riichi, which counts as a yaku)
as a beginner i would say just memorize riichi, tanyao, pinfu, yakuhai, and honitsu
also as a beginner you should probably focus on keeping your hands closed most of the time, unless you have a possible yakuhai
ALSO as a beginner you can genuinely climb out of novice and adept with literally zero theory or game knowledge as long as you remember this (mildly incorrect statement)
there are FOUR of every tile in a match (note: the deadwall makes this not true but dont think about that for now)
most newbies literally cant count so they make impossible to complete hands or just very hard to complete hands
this is going to be a bad explanation, but lets say for example you have 4p and 45s and you a 5p, and you have to cut one of these four tiles
in this theoretical situation, lets also say have 3s and 6s aren't anywhere in the pond but theres two 3ps and two 6ps in the pond
in this case you'd want to throw away that 5p you just drew, even though on paper it gives your a good wait because the other tiles you'd need to finish it are halfway to dead
this explanation is very bad and also might not mean too much until you get a feel for the board but i hope the message was kind of conveyed, just keep track of what tiles are live and dead at all times
oh also chiitoi is the best hand ever so memorize that one
that looks like one of those military sim oob graphs from the thumbnail
wow thats a lot of text
bit hard to count live and dead tiles when im already tight on time because of the thing forcing me to pick what tile to shit out within 1 second or less but uhh ywah ill keep it in mind
ill try to properly learn things later tomorrow if i get a chance i just did 1 ai match so far and finished without any clue whats happening and somehow managed to not lose or gain a single point
also i havent read any theory myself and im in expert 1 (climbing :))
so uhhh you don't really have to worry about that for awhile, i trust that you ARENT a retard so really you just should play more and you'll slowly get a feel
also dont even bother with the ai theyre so retarded and bad, just jump right into ranked, since you're a novice the people down there are probably worse than bots
actually the one "theory" thing i can recommend as a beginner is this
https://euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainer
it's NOT perfect because it doesn't take into account the board state or other players at all, BUT it's a good way for you to learn what is a "good" discard and what is "bad"
the 4chan general's website has a lot of good resources whenever you're interested, the thread is ACTUALLY helpful too (usually), theres a lot of shitposting but if you ask for advice/help people will usually stop to help
https://repo.riichi.moe/
also decent advice in actual low ranks PURELY to climb is if your hand is below 1han or just shitty, fold when someone riichi or has called a fuck ton
the way mahjong soul ranked works getting 4th is TERRIBLE (mainly at higher ranks) so as long as you DONT deal in and can maintain a pretty consistent 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ratio you will climb our of shitter ranks very quickly
also for folding, good basic advice is that whenever someone riichis, EVERY TILE dealt after that riichi is always safe against that player because of how furiten works

im sure none of this is particularly helpful to just spew at you as soon as you started, but like i just play more and keep these things in mind and it'll come together, i'd say once you get to expert thats when you should actually learn some basic theory like suji
wow what a coincidence i was checking out the price of real life mahjong sets before showering and now that im finished showering i come out and theres mahjong posts 

anyway chiitoi is terrible dont listen to 82
chiitoi is the best hand ever dont listen to the swarthy argentinian
also the yellow mountain import set is Pretty Good and a reasonable price
no its not if youre just starting to play youll be like "hmm today i will get chiitoi" and then never complete a hand 
its better to play as a normal person and maybe go for it if you just happen to get a bunch of pairs without intending for it (like 4 or 5) or if youre just playing defensively
i have gone for chiitoi off two pairs multiple times
me too but its not good advice
oh also advice for the gacha if you're going to participate in that
tl;dr it is hitler tier for f2p to unlock wives and bond them

you will only have the cat or the hag from the start
if you like either of them, just feed them all the gifts you get and eventually you'll get 5 hearts which gives you (most) of their voice lines which shows other people you are a true player
if you dont like either of them, crush every single gift you get into dust and you can trade 50 dust for one (1) gacha roll, and you can do this five times a month
the gacha rates fucking suck and you just have to get lucky if you dont want to pay (like me)
whwhyi i just want the blue archive ones
which as far as i can tell are gonna fucken disappear FOREVER in 2 weeks so uhhhh
okay yeah if you want the blue archive ones you are ESPECIALLY shit out of luck
you can do the event quests and get two free tickets, and a handful of gifts to turn into dust
but i dont think you'll get the event mail tickets OR the anniversary tickets since you just started
epic
can't you reroll your account
i hear that's a big thing in gachas you just make new accounts until you get your favorite girl from your free pulls
uhhhh yes? i think its a bit more annoying to do in mjs but that's probably a good question to ask in the thread
if you want to do that, you'll just want to be doing the event quests every reroll for gifts and the two tickets
well theres no free pulls as far as i can tell i have 0 gacha points and only got some money or whatever from the email
the event will give you free rolls (two) and enough presents for uhhh maybe two more?
and to be fair, the event SHOULDNT be that hard to speedrun on a new account? i think i basically finished all the event stuff available on the first day i came back
who on earth cares about gacha i will never understand it
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whats with everyone going gweilgweil all the time
i swear i used to only hear it once or twice a year before but now i see it a dozen times a week
also isnt it chinese or korean or whatever
*poos 239 dollars for a talking jpg*
there IS a chance the collab returns in the future, which has happened uhhhh...twice in the history of mjs? saki and that hat one
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finally some argentine representation in anime
grandi did the thing where he bans you a day after the fact to me
very nostalgic
dont go on the grandi board anymore
“When the parents are peculiarly fearful lest an only boy should be made away with by malicious spirits, they often call him by a girl’s name in order to deceive the powers of evil, and thus beat them at their own game. Another plan with the same end in view is a nominal adoption into another family, where the children spend at least a portion of their time, the spirits being thus hopelessly perplexed as to which family really owns the child! Slave Girl, and Old Woman are names sometimes given to boys under these conditions. A man who had more girls than he desired, called one of them Enough Hawks (Kou Ying), while another little maid was outfitted with3 the happy title “Ought-to-have-been-a-Boy” (Kai Tzŭ). Girls are frequently named for birds, fruits, and flowers.
ggogooogiogiiiininnggg g  craaazzyyyyyyyy
already gone
did anybody follow the taiwanese elections
dadcwanese
todays too shit ill drink
but captain EVERY day is shit...
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that lost me after the first sentence
>what would happen if, when you open your computer, find ??? message in are language? No are english, no are german, no are spanish, no are french, no are ??? known language ??? you understand! What happened so? Have your computer ??? virus catched? Have you sudden BSE developed? No, you ???? ??? the new european language: of epseranto! European is one ???? of of ??? important european languages with also ??? ??? of ???? european languages, ???? latin, ???? old greek.
heres my translation
"What would happen if, when you open your computer, you find a message in another language? Not English, not German, not Spanish, not French, nor another little known language but you (still) understand! How come? Has your computer catched a virus? Have you suddenly developed BSE?(no clue what tardo mental illness that is) No, you are reading the new European language, Europanto! Europanto is a melangio(constructed language) from the more important(more commonly used) European languages with also a poquito(part, portion?) from other European languages, some from Latin, some from Ancient Greek.
poquito is a little bit
i can understand pretty much all of that but the grammar is very awkward
its trying to be cool by stuffing in a little bit of everything but its just tarded
habe your computero eine virus catched :DDDDD
yeah i can readall of it with no problem i really love being european
yeah me too
t.urk
the grammar is what really sucks for esperanto
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt8bnWZnxDU&pp=ygUJc2hvbmVuIHlv
this show was so fukken good
until it becomes shit!!!!
think ill go to sleep at uhhh 10 am
thats a long time from now
oh i just noticed
50k posts!
pathetic
laugh every time i remember the old header for chris chan on ed
"Behold, the mistake of God!"
it's a beautiful sentence
hey wait a minute they changed the image...its not showing chris chan, its showing me!!!!!!!!!
there was that funny election map that had all of china in it
just looked at a 12 hour digital clock and i genuinely thought it was broken because it wasnt in 24 hour
24 hour time is soulless
i like 24 hour better but keep using 12 because its more "convenient"(kike amerikkkan indoctrination)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-stuUq0Fg
24 is easier to read but we usually use 12 when saying it out loud
woah i made both of those posts
the funny part is i always use 12 hour and all of my clocks at home are 12 hour and im not even that good at reading 24 hour but i simply could not fathom the idea that this random clock was 12 hour
houseki last chapter released
finally its time to read the entire manga
read it
i feel nothing
always read that as house-ki
its supposed to be hou-se-ki
got nottin to do
got too many ways to waste time
for me its music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlQkksP4Tb8
i came across a freud quote on a random wikipedia page
how did anyone ever take this guy seriously he sounds like an internet schizo constantly rambling on about fucking his mother
a lot of pre internet people were retarded but they wasnt anyone around to call them a retard
same with nietzsche and all the other tardos
its the whole field of philosophy really
no you occasionally have SOME good guys with decent ideas
need to work more
need to work harder
need to work smarter
but first bed :)
never worked a day in my life
ugh the end of der rock manga...what a ride...
absolutely funny to see tards get filtered by the ending too
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/anniversary-patch-2-0-4-augustus.1671441/
slleeppyy
ill probably never get the sleep i want ever again
just forever stuck with only 5-6 hours everyday
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20240425/k10014431961000.html
heres your new student
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Te17KaDtA
ginger no uta
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yep thats me
imo girls with big boobs should just be a silly airheaded little thing other girls get jealous and fret over not like an overtly sexual seductive thing
incredibly funny to see references to gay japanese porn on random bilibili videos big fan
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luv how fucking shitty the first helmet is
i saw my reflection and thought "my proportions look so normal" with a negative value judgment 
thoughts?
i dont think
dreamt this website had been dead and forgotten for years so i went to check it and it had been spammed full of ponies and goats
must have been really shocked when you saw the gote then
yeah that was kind of funny
but that article was sad since they only enrolled the goats into school because there were no human 1st graders
i didnt even read it just saw the goat, clapped, and then posted it here
reminds me of some korean tv show i heard about where they just put an orangutan in an elementary school and all i saw of the show was the monkey just taking food off another kid's plate while the kid is sobbing and crying
e1
the first bantu transfer student in korea eh
https://youtu.be/uQ1s2uNpQi0?t=428
hope u can speak gorean
timestamp didnt work but it's 7:10 onwards
Hello Architects,

We have made the hard decision of delaying Prison Architect 2 from May 7th to September 3rd
.
wow it really does sound like japanese and chinese mixed together
i think the word for beauty in korean was was miu in korean, mei in chinese, and mi in japanese
just learned it a few days ago and i could tell the moment i saw that miu that it was literally just 美 and could guess that the meaning is beauty even before somebody told me
apparently a good chunk of "modern" words in korean are just japanese adapted to korean, AND you also have to factor in that both of these languages adopted a massive amount of chinese words, AND that they were both almost definitely related to eachother 1488 years ago
it'd probably be easy to learn(especially if they still fucking used kanji!!!!!) if i tried
gonna take a shower
wonder if ill slip to my death
almsot had that happen one time
koreans not using kanji is like the one good thing about that language
survived
5
its bad because I know kanji and it would fucken help me a lot if they used some
they used to write half-kanji half-hangul back in the day i believe and even that is a lot better for me
gonna eat potato chips instead of food
me i had potato chips and food
yeah but imagine if you never had toearn kanji 
think of all the fun wikipedia pages you could have browsed instead
well you know what they say no point in imagining the impossible
also i actually dont hate kanji so it would be a little fun to see special little korean kanji or differences in how they use it compared to the rest or whatever
vietnamese used to be written in chinese characters too
honestly if the whole of south east asia used kanji that would be immensely better than those weird indian squiggles they use
yes to both
i was going to add "also vietnam should use kanji too" to the bottom of my post but decided not to
if they did then i MIGHT have also learned their language too just for the completion achievement(IF they also had a bigger presence on the net and things worth looking at and listening to)
i feel like absolute shit
クソどいつもこいつも豚の分際で俺の邪魔をしやがってぶっ殺されてえのかよ生きゴミ
think i will actually go insane if i have to keep dealing with these brown kids on the 4 who keep insisting that every invention ever was made by an epic aryan scandi
worst part is that they somehow manage to delude themselves into thinking that theyre like those epic aryans despite being brown as fuck
they need to get with the times
everyone knows white "people" are kiked trannies and its epic brownmen who are going to create the future
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/196479363#p196480044
really a big big e1
i especially like this:
>Why is Mexican paganism so violent and cruel? Our Tupi and Guarani ancestors weren't so aggressive, they just had cannibalism rituals after war, but it wasn't cannibalism for taste or survival. Now, the Andeans and Mexicans carried out massacres as sacrifices, that's another level
thats based and trad as the kids say these days
vietnamese is so incompatible with the latin alphabet it's insane
funnily enough, mongolian just naturally worked exceptionally well with cyrillic
mongolian should be written in mongolian
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https://features.ltn.com.tw/english/article/paper/1640732
fucking anglokikes
fucking norweniggers
also is it just me or does the girl in this picture look exactly like a 50/50 combination of a standard "asian beauty" and an iranian
98
whats epic about that
its not epic at all actually just really funny
17,18 
retardos
all me
feeling back in my old ways
what about the badass at 19
decent but melangio has to simply mean combination
wonder if stalker has 18+ mods
i hope not
well if you did it right it wouldnt be too bad would it
my anime ended with a tranny killing himself
predictive programming..
this one popular mod has a girl on the starter area and she's really annoying with a cheesy quest and everyone hates her because she's immortal
if japanese people modded games it would have anime girls and you could run around dressed like kamen rider  and ultraman
that would be nice
wow that was one of the worst endings in a show i've EVER seen what the fuck!!!
well i liked it
it was funny how the tranny killed himself
no not that one
e1
which one i wanna watch it too
which which one
the one where the tarnny kills xirxelfs
the tragsg show...
super milk chan
its epic from beginning to end but those without high iqs wouldnt get it
will this CBT really help make me smarter
for me its chemical/biological terrorism
shisi jia gongji nanbei jinji! 
guofangbu jintian gongbu, zhenhuo shisi jiaci de gongji yueguo haixia zhongxian, qizhong bufen zhanji juli jilong jin sishiyi haili, juli eluanbi ze shi wushiqi haili
zhuanjia dui cifenxi, zheme jin de juli, gongji yao fei dao zongtongfu shangkong, keneng zhi xuyao si dao wu fenzhong, xiangjiao zhixia guojun jinji qifei yao lui fenzhong, kongpa meiyou yujing shijian
retarded meme shit
hwill sleep
soft bed
>if you watched a fansub of this, it was probably by me, who could barely speak japanese at the time
then why did you FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
get gex'd kiddo
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm43707435
so about that manor lords
i may try it
me mates are EXTREMELY excited for it
i didnt really see much but it looks worth a spin at the least
maybe itll even be good
When I asked some of the men why they remained
unmarried, they replied, because wives were so ex-
pensive. 
WOW holy shit these uhh khonds from orissa that practice human sacrifices are JUST like us
what IS that game about i keep hearing it mentioned but the name tells me nothing and im too lazy to look it up
idk you blob i think
it just released today i believe
can anyone go play it and post it here
something i like about argentina is food trucks
they have them everywhere beside the road and in small towns, the food cheap and usually a decent portion. maybe its different in the us but i remember all i would every see them before was at these sort of events, it was very hipstery and over prized, so not really worth it
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wtf is this trite come onnow
food trucks are a gentrified yuppie thing now so we actually have a lot of them just in generic areas outside of events
not as much as in la plata though im sure
for me its "juggernaut theory" relating to women
i searched it because i read in a book about such an indian festival
>Several festivals are held at the temple each year, the most important being the Chariot Festival in midsummer. On this occasion, the image of Juggernaut is placed on a 60-foot-high cart and pulled through the town by hundreds of people. Occasionally worshipers have thrown themselves beneath the wheels of the cart to be crushed as a sacrifice to Jagannatha. This practice gave rise to the English word juggernaut, meaning a person or power that crushes anything in its path.
judging from what it says in my book there seems to have been a practice of people being forced against their will to be crushed beneath the wheels, that continued until a little bit less than 200 years ago????? and it was the british that forced the indians to stop it
there also seems to have been some secret gang that gets paid to murder people by pushing them in or something
sometimes i just wanna go to heaven
woah i was just talking about that with someone in real life before opening the tab
about what now
jumping beneath moving chariots
pretty kyun kyun kyunkyu kyun YES
everybody yes fall in line
pretty kyun kyun kyunkyu kyun YES
1, 2, 3, 4 fight for the truth
yea alri time for breakfast
ought to kill them all
anyway had potatoes
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_Coca-Cola
want to be with cute girls not in this shithole
but do cute girls want to be with you
ill make them want to through my unparalleled smarts and charisma
so hw's banner lords
dunno havent played it but its got positive reviews or whatever
my iq drops by half whenever i have a meal and it stays in that state for a good hour or two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyiNL-2XUpQ
was he technically the qing emperor
yes it's the guy who later got sent to the camps and became a communist
i was hoping it would be kaiser willy or the austrian emperor honestly
man the news were so much better 100 years ago
better things were happening
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=DuckDuckGo&ia=chat
thoughts
omg
https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/198612894
did you know in the 1920s Argentina was the country with the 4th biggest amount of CARS?
only behind USA, UK and France. 

really makes you think, doesnt it???
wow, argentina is so big it even has cars?
h8 niggers h8 kikes luv bananas t.peron when he conquered los malvinos
peron stole all the cars and drove them into his mansions underground storage garage in spain so thats why argentina only has horses now
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gex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
thoday i learned
Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[2][12] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping. Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to eat them place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.[
uhuhghgg im tarded
i have to understand
when i dont understand i get angry
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
hey wait a minute thats the sound coming from inside my head right now.....
it reminds me of popcorn
i dislike popcorn
does anyone have something interesting ffor once
no im just staring emptily at my monitor
pondering scenarios in my head
one of them is about beans
isnt that cool
cool beans...
i should get my mind in gear again for a few hour
same
di you dver know wjay annw oay >?
bar|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPzwZwzK8gs
this song is so bad its good
low bar❘
ss marschiert
look at cute girls on pixiv
eat shit
(##1d2) Rolled 1 dice with 2 sides = 2
oh come on
i kept true to my promise and did NOT look cute girls despite my immense desire to do so
the promise of suffering
the burden of the white man...
did you eat shit
eat it everyday
wow grainspear you dont look too good mate maybe you should take a good long rest
grainspear and barleycorn walked into a bar...
id probably be better off if i had access to multivitamins and drugs(legal&cool kind not trippy retard kind)
yeah same
would be funny if i just took autism medication once and it just tripled my iq and made me 100 times better at everything
but what if you take it and nothing happens imagine the crushing realization that there's no hope for you
well uh business as usual in that case
update on 90, i did it
there is no such thing as autism medication
sometimes i catch glimpses of a vision with some figure slowly blinking and then staring into me, or into something else. the slow blink is the important part, because before there is a blank or uncognizant stare and then after there is a gaze full of understanding, judgemental but with perfect empathy, as if to say "it is what it is", like your own face looking back at you in entire self awareness. and when the eyes open it is with alacrity so there is also this permissiveness in terms of action and planning, like "do what you have to do, because it is already done".
but it's not your face it's some spirits or gods face which really drives home the jarring recognition of self in other and vice versa that you dont really get any of in day to day regularity.
i meant that one thing that makes autists focus or whatecer
gonna need to accomplish about 100 things within 10 minutes
hmmmmm....saturday :)
HEADACHE!
i rewatched gurren lagann
and you know what????????
that show is still really really really actually very good
i never particularly connected with it even though i watched it like 6 times
oh yeah fable
8
i dropped it at ep1 or 2 100 years ago
wowme2
well its not like i "CONNECT" which it
it's just an extremely fun ride that was clearly made with lots of love
watching a mecha show (something i understand) that is explicitly being made with train otakus as the audience (something i dont understand) is like reading esperanto
slept like shit
lived like shit
im starting to notice things 
i already noticed them a long time ago but the self awareness is through the roof now 
and everyone has their own neuroses about it and individual explanations and "i attempted suicide because" but it all leads back to sex. it really does
not for me no
"i cant wait to go home" i said out loud in KINDERGARTEN 
why
where does it come from
we live in hell
we actually live in hell.
and theres the other thing where the less sleep you get the closer you get to the truth and im up as fuck and panicky
i assassinated the sultan of oman, drowned him at the beach, that was a weird dream
he looked like the t. alberto barbosa meme about portugal
sleepy
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ohhhh
so it looks like robbie really hates this manor lords game
also utterly fucking baffling to see him regularly samefagging hundreds of posts on /vst/ and getting rangebanned nonstop
at least he's not here i suppose
He died, leaving three
sons, the eldest to rule over Mahasingi, the second
over Barcooma, and the third and youngest over
Sarungudda and Kurtolly. The latter, being a good
and just man, and much esteemed by the Khonds,
endeavoured to wean them from the sacrifice of human
beings,
found an example of "latter" being used when there are more than two possible things to point at
i remember being asked here if thats allowed, about huhh 2-3 years ago yeah
so that means bannerlords is.......... good????????????
got no idea what it is to be honest
remember heligoland 
wouldnt it be funny if it was full of some important resource X and so it was really relevant during the wws or the vicky times
yeah
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1363080/Manor_Lords/
looks like stronghold but if it was made in the 21st century
crazy how i can have psychotic thinking and the world just keeps turning without even caring
A stout wooden post is firmly
fixed in the ground, at tlie foot of it a narrow grave
is dug, and to the top of the post the victim is firmly
fastened by the long hair of his head. Four assist-
ants hold his outstretched arms and legs, the body
being suspended horizontally over the grave, with the
face towards the earth. The officiating zani, or priest,
standing on the right side, repeats the following in-
vocation, at intervals hacking with his sacrificing
knife the back part of the shrieking victim's neck :
" mighty Manicksoro, this is your festal day.''
(To the Khonds the oflfering is Meriah, to the Rajahs
Junnah.) " On account of this sacrifice you have
given to Rajahs countries, guns, and swords. The
sacrifice we now offer you must eat, and we pray that
our battle-axes may be tm'ned into swords, our bows
and arrows into gunpowder and balls, and if we have
any quarrels with other tribes, give us the victory,
and preserve us from the tyranny of Rajahs and their
officers."
Then addressing the victim, he added, '' That we
may enjoy prosperity, we offer you a sacrifice to our
God Manicksoro, who will immediately eat you, so be
not grieved at our slaying you. Your parents were
aware when we purchased you from them for sixty
gunties (articles), that we did so with intent to sacri-
fice you ; there is, therefore, no sin on our heads, but
on those of your parents. After you are dead, we
shall perform your obsequies."
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he got sp to star in his new music video
wtf is that trite
is that an actual chimp i can't tell
i believe it's a brazilian but there isn't much difference
why do the two other people look so slavic
theyre swedish
not a single white in that image
the mayhem shirt is pretty white
starting to acquire this habit of getting all pissy at the same time everyday for no reason
and its starting to make me feel like resorting to alcohol
https://youtu.be/VEwJKTvkzII
skip to 0:35 and optionally turn the sound off
why would you touch a pigeon
it could have been dead and rotting and full of the bubonic plague for all they knew
animal illnesses are too weak to pass on to humans
tell that to the monkeypox AIDS havers
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1u84y1y7xq
e1
that was a big thing here some years ago all the pigeons had some disease and you were supposed to stay away from them
gays arent human it doesnt count
thats just the kikes trying to stop you from getting prime pigeon meat
only peruanos eat pigeon
that's cannibalism
do you think the pigeons had some mass hysteria and were divided into pigeons who didnt believe the disease was a big deal and pigeons who were deathly afraid of it
pigeons are indivisible
pig eon
omg
always thought it was pidgeons
you've made me question myself
just like how its refrigerator
so its originally repidgeonator???
sneedorator
thats what they used to call me back in high school
formerly jim
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こんちには みさなん おんげき ですか? わしたは げんき です。
この ぶんょしう は いりぎす の ケブンッリジ だがいく の けゅきんう の けっか
にんんげ は もじ を にしんき する とき その さしいょ と さいご の もさじえ あいてっれば
じばんゅん は めくちちゃゃ でも ちんゃと よめる という けゅきんう に もづいとて
わざと もじの じんばゅん を いかれえて あまりす。
どでうす? ちんゃと よゃちめう でしょ?
ちんゃと よためら はのんう よしろく
^the jap version of the thing above
thought i probably couldnt read it but it was just as easy as the english one
i am so dissatisfied and frustrated
same
what are we going to do about it
rob a bank
do you know how
you buy a gun and tell the bankers to give you money
want to do something with my life
well actually all i want to do is hide in my cave and shoot arrows at those who come to visit but i always just end up feeling that i "need" to learn or do something
actually nobody really robs banks anymore (in america), it's way too hard and security precautions are water tight
any high profile robbery NOW is robbing the armored trucks that carry the cash, but these USUALLY are facilitate by an inside guy
you don't even need a gun or say anything, just give the bank guy a paper saying "this is a robbery" and he'll give you money
well yeah but the money they give you is psuedo-fake money and it usually has a tracker in it/some kind of dye
water tight huh so if i used air would it work
no because air a fluid
we still have traditional bank robberies here there was one in the region just in this month
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a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYWpVoccEs
turkey-japan will dominate the world by 2030 screencap this post
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nostalgic
behold the most generic niconico video of all time
well I played the game so i have some fond memories ok!?
demonic howling outsxide
all me
got this "long zu" thing i accidentally downloaded and it turns out its some 2 year old chink thing thats just getting dubbed to japanese now
play chink games get chinked on
no its an anime
looks pretty decent considering it was made by chinese....for chinese...
how do i get a grainspear name
uhh usually your parents give you one
my name potentially means something funny in nihongo but i cant say what for obvious reasons
ahh yes our argentine poster mr.chinko
dont want internet weirdos i'v been hanging out with for a decade to know my hebraic name
one time i managed to successfully guess a trashman's real name based off no clues
first you make a name reveal next you make a gender reveal
^ hitler rodriguez
is it really a reveal if everyone already knows sp is a girl though
my name is pure latin
^ alberto negro
hitlerus modus grandissimus maximus
albert is germanic -_-
its a corruption of albinus
wasnt that white
no way hm's name would mean "white" its impossible
actually its arabic, it comes from al-bertiy (meaning "the nigger")
the joke was that abinus negro is white nigger
halo mates its me al-bertiy niggerus von niggercreek your favourite argentine
watching fish mermaid and man fall in love show
then they get caught by a japanese man and eaten yup tragic ending makes me cry everytime i think about it
the little mermaid i remember that one
machine translation is a lie and the "machine" "translating" the text is actually a hundred million indians that just randomly write some bullshit that sort of looks like it might be correct
its kind of a cosmic lovecraftian horror scenario to think about the fact that india exists
everyday a million indians are born
and every month they move to canada
fuck
oh almost 1488
hope theres a non retard around to make another one
just ran out of them actually
damn
i didnt remembher the chocobanana gag beingin the 2nd episode i thought it d be farther in
what is up with the "sage goes in all fields" meme
it literally doesnt it just goes in the options field
well you put it in all fields to let people know you are downvoting their thread
dunno
i did do it once and even put it in the captcha field(you can put anything there and still post if it tells you you dont need verification)
yeah but you can just put "sage" in all fields so it looks like sage sage sage and thats a much better 4downvote than all that faff
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bullock
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cob
whoah
feeling like one of those sacred indian cows that just sits all day eats and shits
except im not even being worshipped
more like a sacred islamic pig then
imagining a billion muslims circling around a little piglet
imagine someone else making the new thread
because i'm going to sleep
wouldnt it be funny if those east indies muslims had no idea about pigs when they converted then when they got pigs later they started eating them because they didnt know they werent supposed to
yeah
im going to bed too!!

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