⊖ Thread has reached reply limit.


FnajcjMWQBs9GQ-.jpg
[Hide] (313.2KB, 1600x900)
no it isn't thats a total non-sequitur you retarded freak
e1 having the thread lock mid argument
feels very tragsgesque
i could kill this stupid little bug on my wall
but i wont
this is my good deed for the day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auspicious_Incident#Mutiny
ugh
1676265264201.png
[Hide] (773.2KB, 1113x1580)
japanese and math two things i'll never understand
you can at least see the tits right matey
hadn't even crossed my mind until now
i sentence you to fagdom
am i the only one unable to sleep
been crawling on the bed for hours to no success
i'm TRYING t stay awake but i don't think it's going to work there's still another 10 hours to go
been absolutely despising this wind i either cant even open the door or it tries to fly away
and being outside is cancer 

really wouldn't want to be an ostrich that just walk arounds on the wind all day
try a doorstopper
luv me some wild winds
i loved them until they blew the roof off
honestly the janissary system was one of the most vile things ever conceived and a good argument for why turks should be ground into paste
it led to a military completely dominated by balkanoids and later the complete obliteration of ottoman military strength so you should actually be glad
mistakes into miracles i guess
can't unkurd the past
can't unkurd the future
funny how even if you make them eunuch slaves white people will still dominate any brown empire
no you braindead retard not only were they not eunuchs but they were literally given major positions all across the empire how could you be this retarded they weren't fucking shitty conscripts
ohhh hey wait wait
i keep hearing about chinese flying orbs recently can you tell me what the fuck that is
shina has been using balloons to spy on lots of countries for decades and usually everyone dadcs but this time it got into the news so america decided to shoot a couple down to make it look like they are doing something and then china might have shot down a american drone in retaliation
schizo keep saying its all aliens and xcom is happening in real life right now though
pretty funny to think that aliens would write "communist china" on their little spy balloons
whos blowing their flute in the middle of a thunderstorm
spinal fluid is so fucking freaky why do people never speak of it
why would it be mentioned unless you were a spinal surgeon
its not like people talk about their bone marrow a lot either
they used to take people like me out back and kill them
now they take them out front
....and perform surgery
amazing how they killed off flash and just replaced it with this "ruffle" thing that can't even open 90% of flash files
Replies: >>8637
theres downloadable flash players that work better than browser flash ever did
yeah but you see the flash that i'm trying to get working here is.....multiplayer O_O and thus i cannot use any of the proper players(unless there's one among them that functions in browsers and i just don't know about it)
think youre out of luck bud
>>8633
there is this browser called palemoon, it has flash
ohh yeah palemoon eh i mysteriously swapped from it to icecat ages ago and i dont even remember why
i'll give it a shot tanks matie
wahey were in rio gallegos mateys 

anyway on the way here i was thinking of a big scam to earn millions i need nkh and one of sp/turk/ohio whos up for it???
if canman contributes then we can upscale it times 1000000
why yes hm i would love to kidnap kurd children and make them row galleys for my benefit
what do you have in mind im approaching the end of my rope
and make it FAST i have a gun in my mouth!!!
right answer: download a nightly release of firefox from several years ago, delete the updater, get into about:config and switch xpinstall:whateverthefuck to false, download the firefox extension of the latest nightly release(6 months ago) of a random japanese man's personal fork of ruffle, then you can play it
think the amount of time i spend figuring out things like this is at least 10 times the amount of time i spend playing video games
and HOW does this give me millions
let my personal assistant juan 'hm' pedros fill you in on that
*taps my foot as i flip the safety on and off on my hand gun*
hearing a lot about safeties today
no one is safe
why did this little brown man talk about money then run off
they got him
well it involves the pregnant russian women 

we spladpill them by telling them theyre gettinf scammed for getting citizenship and theyre never gonna get it and putin(friends with the government) is going to find them

so we sell them ANOTHER scam
I buy some plot of land in some far off patagonian or pampean place for like 20-30k usd like a really big one 100ha or so
then we cut it up into little lots and shill them this as a russian neighborhood where they CAN get their citizenship by settling and theres this really economic subsidized payments plan (all bs the land is just cheap) and we resell each plot for like 50k usd each and they build their little houses there

we set up a couple signs and stuff in russian and voillah 

we need NHK for the translation and doing all the writeups, some nigger to code the scam website, and me to do everything else
canman can invest idk just a small 1 million dollars to upscale it into bringing a whole moscovite neighborhood over
why would pregnant russia women have 50k usd
yeah and then when their sexy daughters turn 8 we kidnap them and get our child brides... genius
somehow this idea is worse than i thought it could ever be
52
i dont know but they actually unironically do
theyre oligarchs buying passports or.something like that is what the media says

theyre already paying like 15-30k for a trip and birth facilities why not 50k for a lot of land and all those
also sometimss theyre married couples not just women
what is even going on why are they in the silver to begin with
8 months pregnant russian women are coming, giving birth, and 80% of the time leaving 
sometimes they stay (with their husbands)
think about all the sexy little heiresses ugh
why
why do you need a reason to think about cute girls
no i mean why are they coming to the silver to give birth
whats the point
if you give birth in argentina the kid is argentine (as in anerica etc.)
argentina likes russians so they arent banned from coming 
argentina is quite cheap and healthcare is free for all (foreigners too)
if they become mothers of an argentine they can get citizenship too

once they have their citizenship they have an argie passport which is quite strong especially considering russians situation
of the countries russians can still easily access and get citizenship of, argentina is one of the best
what if i get a cute russian girl pregnant in argentina
also the catch is that some russia scam agency sells you this passport for like 30k usd and also it takes like 6-18 months
why bother when russia is right about to achieve total victory and dismantle the global anglo homo empire
then they can settle anywhere they want
20230213_232646.jpg
[Hide] (1MB, 4128x1908)
guy sought after by interpol came in with his preggo wife

65
some of them are deserters, liberals, or ukranian family members (those are the ones they stay and settle instead of going back and then going to a 3rd country wtih the passport)

supposedly more will come since turkey denied citizenship to like 100k russians recently
important question when the pregnant russian oligarchesses come do they bring their teenage daughters along too
also another reason is that russians arent hated or put on lists/jailed or having all their possessions taken away from them by just being russian in this country
ugh this is just like when the axis went down
if any teenage russian girls are reading this you can come stay with me ill keep you safe from the evil americans
24
don’t think its ayys, still believe ufos are a paranormal phenomena, not an extraterrastrial one, so it would be impossible to shoot down. either it is just balloons, or typical ufoesque paranormal activity which would explain why they’re being really vague about it and not showing pics of debris or something
came back to 25 posts
next book im gonna read is lolita
funny how the most noteworthy thing argentina invented is "magical realism"
can you do another 25
reporting in
have deleted eu4
so uninterested in eu4 i dont need to uninstall it it could sit on my hard drive for a billion years and i wouldnt touch it
well yeah thats why i deleted it
ran through to 1500 in a meme mod and when i ran out of things to do i shut it down
time to have some biscuits and coffee then play a game made for humans
would prefer 300 posts a day
realized that im being way too frugal for my projected lifespan i wont have made use of much of my inheritance and there's no one else who could make good use of it after i die so i should spend more
give it to me kike
why?
projected lifespan(death at 20 years old)
hey guess what day it is
theres a nice image that couldnt be posted so you will just have to imagine it
wow thank you for this very nice picture of a naked 5 year old girl you got me for my birthday canman
your welcome just remember what your old mate's done for you when my birthday rolls around :)
thats not what the image was going to be sickos
sick of feeling terrible all the time
both physically and emotionally
read lolita to like page 60 or something before dropping it
dont know what the rest is like but i think there's just not much value in reading a book solely dedicated to pedophilea
what the fuck happened between 2014 and 2016
it feels like hardware requirements in games tripled in that period oh and trannies and retards became commonplace all over the internet too for some reason
you forgot the ntr tag, lolita is ntr
did they i don't remember that many trannies
5am and i am once again faced with the eternal dilemma: should i eat dinner or breakfast
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god you have to be fucking kidding me whats this retard doing????? why the fuck is he awake so fucking early?????? now im gonna have to break the fucking sleep schedule that i had just barely managed to fix, all so i can keep up with him
worry not i'll be down before first light
wasnt talking about you mate
that's what all my gangstalker say right before i cut them down
anyway in conclusion i will sleep in uhhhhh somewhere between 12 and 16 hours which is.................nice...........................
ead025445f226891dcf6b2a9790732e52583d44885b7bf464a50c77da05639d7.png
[Hide] (47.2KB, 753x266)
see it's not even my fault the server keeps crapping itself
pretty sure my iq would double (twofold in fact) if i was rich enough to be able to take multivitamins
81
buy me a years supply of multivitamins and i'll make better posts
multivitamins are a placebo theres a reason why they look like gummy candy and tictacs
can't remember the last time i had some 'tacies
how come they dont make milk chocolate with less sugar
they have dark chocolate all the way up to like 99% for the larpers but they only have a single variety of milk chocolate which is way too sweet as with everything usaians eat
they have that its called mild dark chocolate
brown cows are out of season unfortunately
guess everyone is too busy with their valentine to post
no its not MILK chocolate if it doesn't have MILK in it
you can add some yourself
i'm going to sleep now you guys can go back to posting no need to hold back anymore
sometimes the best post is nopost
funnily enough ive been feeling a strong urge to play either minecraft or skyrim (would more likely be oblivion or morrowind) lately
me but with just skyrim
also i just woke up
already played skyrim a couple of times but never played the others so that would make the most sense i think
skyrim and minecraft are both caca games where nothing happens and u do nothing
try looking up what the "gsg" part of tragsg is mate
great suffering games
you heckin blob in gsg though
keep hearing about this hogwatts game lately
is that the new elder scrolls
no but i can actually pill you on why you're hearing abotu it if youre really bored (its uninteresting bullshit)
its just the typical open world slop game
yeah id like a pill or two before i start my daily compulsory video game time
yeah 22 is the simple answer
the medium answer is it's embroiled in one of the most retarded culture war events ever
isnt it basically just that jk rowling hates trannies and thats it
the game takes place in 1900 and is full of niggers and browns thats all you need to know
well no i dont even think its that technically
it's fucking impossible to figure out anything because everybody is terrible and makes everything as awful as possible but it is my complete understanding that all she said (initially) was that there should be exclusively cis women's shelters for abused women
and this has been mutated into 100000 different things
and then also 26, you have people buying a game with a bunch of gay black trans wizards shoved into it to own the libs
06_Piano_Concerto_No._3_in_D_minor,_Op._30_-_III._Finale_-Alla_breve.mp3
[Hide] (18.1MB, 1622x1404, 11:38)
Screen_Shot_2023-02-14_at_7.35.41_PM.png
[Hide] (231.7KB, 379x553)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casa_Tomada
just read this one
vgh, bread and fish, dinner doesn’t get much better than this...
>The source of the noises is never revealed, leaving the reader to wonder who or what has taken over the house and forced the sister and brother out. The story has been viewed as an anti-Peronism work, since Julio Cortázar had been forced to resign his professorship the same year the story was written.

anyway its a nice little story I read it in high school
its not borges but its borges-adjacent so im not surprised
kyoukiusagi.png
[Hide] (385.5KB, 640x480)
Untitled.png
[Hide] (54.8KB, 115x196)
!.png
[Hide] (468.3KB, 640x480)
kikekiller reporting in
this is like my 3rd "real" try to clear touhou 8, and i'm already at the final boss with 4 lives, i've also checked how long it had taken me to beat 7 and it turns out it had taken only a week despite me constantly dallying
i can consistently get to the last few bits of the extra stage of 7 despite my shit skills, not using tricks, and not attempting to memorize any patterns or where enemies come from at all, and in fact i havent bothered to memorize anything in 7 or 8 either
just wanted to explain how much effort and time it takes to clear a touhou game on normal(though it would probably take like double the time for those playing touhou for the first time)
i recommend starting with 7 instead of 6 simply because it has a few qol differences and the tempo is much better
there was a little clique of argie writers getting together at cafes in that era
why dont you play a mans game like 信長の野望 instead of this stuff full of little girls
little girls are for men
ohhhh wow blow my fucking brains right out
can you guess what happened just now????? can you??????
anything thats all girls all the time is trannyesque
the roof blew off (again)
they cut the power (again)
uhhhhhhh...... you spilled your mate
well you see what happened is sthat i beat the fucking final boss, then in the short interval between beating her and the score screen i pressed escape to pause the game, and what that fucking did was CRASH the game
so how was your valentines day mates
had two good meals and now a beer
got some beer myself but it's too late to drink it
spent half of valentines day watching a man play touhou and the other half sleeping
really hope that doesnt imply what i think it does
no it was just the livestream of a man that spends literally everyday of his life playing touhou for 8 hours and shitty gacha for 2 more
1676376027122.jpg
[Hide] (58.8KB, 640x606)
1676425649407.png
[Hide] (359.6KB, 1560x1000)
gov said first one was a balloon
the next 3 were also balloons, but they dont think there were from china
what country is the crab supposed to be
who cares about that i want to know about the lobster
that comic is making me wish putin would just fully annex ukraine already
youre supposed to point at the sizes of the fish and laugh
*points at the sizes of the trashmen and laughs*
you know what i want to do
play skyrim
wahey a weird permanent green smudge appeared on my screen
those are dead pixels
so it goes
i wish i was born as a rock instead
the rock of gibraltar..
urge to gouge out my eyes increases with each passing day
at this rate i really might end up doing it
imagine if france and poland were swapped around
literally nothing would be different
uhh polish quebec.. polish napoleon.. french lithuinana... the list goes on...
playing morrowind
yeah so identical to OT but with the names swapped
big morrowind man me
amazing how they had like 7 games and dthey still didnt fix the thing where you can just rob people and instantly become the strongest
you cant actually just do that
but you can
ahhhbhgh uuuhhh i woke up 8 hours ago????? thats really late in the night
1676438981250.mp4
[Hide] (2.4MB, 480x864, 00:20)
d30bef9c-4c2e-4e24-b90c-3545d5685db0.png
[Hide] (364.9KB, 824x1200)
ea04f47b-3cfa-4a4b-b617-6fa173959f7b.png
[Hide] (369.1KB, 824x1200)
7cf19813-f8a3-4898-912c-ae7bf362490b.png
[Hide] (533.7KB, 1050x1465)
"owned" as they say
waheey its full of foreigners here and that makes the tranny seethe
have gained a brand new way to suffer
now just merely looking at what i think is a symbol of motherhood, or somebody who i think to be motherly(of course this is limited to anime girls), gives me enormous amounts of mental anguish
previously it would make me feel good and hopeful
kittens are really just the cutest things ever
just as cute as cute girls
if only there were a way to combine the two
did the thing where you bend over while holding a drink and it spills all over the floor
did the thing where you slip on a banana peel
guess how many posts there were while the internet was out
wowww dorohedoro is very good i knew it would be but its cool
international noposts day
i used to burp pretty often but now every time i eat something i just violently hiccup
its not very pleasant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOr12AQpnU
triangles.jpg
[Hide] (80.3KB, 850x850)
love triangles eh dont have a single one me
just bend a stick twice
....starting with YOU
im too round
literally only just woke up 30 minutes ago and i'm already going around taking women's underwear
think there's something fundamentally wrong with me
bb08ed92e48e7760b2089036408c0f4969a9af5c.webm
[Hide] (65.1KB, 140x210, 00:02)
todays food: hot dogs and eggs
89
thats a good game
for me it was about 50cal of shitty snacks
1
why isn't it on pc then
because the japanese are fucking morons
can't something interesting occur
its interesting how there is nothing of interest
hitlerkorpsfuhrer off to play video games
saw a girl wearing a hijab that looked extremely white
think she was one of those tartars or something that are basically just ethnic russian muslims
you're retarded if you think tatas are ethnic russian mate
but yeah anyway she's a girl so she's probably some random woman wearing a hijab for upboats not some muzzoid
https://youtu.be/dgFsCRCRvSw
no in real life women dont just wear hijabs for "upboats"
youve never even seen a woman before how fucking dare you talk back to me
https://litter.catbox.moe/feba0b.mp4
aaaaaaaaalmoooooooost done rewatching the kara no kyoukai movies
ancient_caca.png
[Hide] (7.3KB, 1118x767)
is this the kind of game youve been reduced to playing
its persona -23
40% aaarg!!! you flip 8 times
10% monster attacks...and flops.
gigantic fan of that post just so you know
#flip
really didnt expect anyone to like it all i did was switch words with flip and flop
some of the greatest posts ever made are flip flop posts
been eating 1 or less meals a day for the past week
1 and a snack for me
what if after putin gets beaten up and thrown out the axis forces russia to "democratize" by making their president a woman but she actually turns out to be the reincarnation of catherine and lets germans migrate into russia in massive numbers and then with their votes makes herself the empress of russia and distributes noble titles to the germans, recreates junkers etc etc and liberates europe from kike control with her east prussian(konigsberg) legions
also nhk can you give me the rundown on that period of history where the king was just a puppet for like 100 years straight
caught and killed a spider that was trying to make a nest on my bed, it was the spider i let off earlier in my generosity
if it wasnt for me noticing it i'd have ended up sleeping in a bed crawling with spiders
also reporting a further intensification of 75
boiled water, washed cup, put instant coffee in the cup, took the cup and sat in front of the computer...
THEN i looked inside the cup and realized there's no fucking water in it!!!
also had my first milk in years and i can already feel my bones strengthening
feels like everything under my skin is rotting
really really bad timing for this can g*d postpone this to tomorrow
why would the average german do that any more than the average russian today
how is it past noon already
because she let them in the country and uhh promised noble titles
you'd vote too if you were promised the prestigious title Duke of Montreal wouldnt you
no montreal is a shithole
well yeah but imagine all the taxes
and that doesn't address why wouldnt the russians be more likely to vote for that if they were promised titles if anything they like the russian empire more than some random germans
read that as ruble titles at first and chuckled
because it's a retard femoid that was appointed by the western niggers
aesthetics are the only thing that matters
they could install an elderly lesbian jew and as long as they broke out the old imperial regalia and marching songs people would think its epic
any1 here wanting/needing to kill some time
not me i'm busy for the next 5 hours
https://mangadex.org/title/0ced0402-8dc9-486d-b40c-baefeec726ca/the-sky-prison-avalon
no idea whats goinf on here but weve had crap phone signal for a while and we're in the mountain
31
this any good
mangagex
>Soviet interstellar fleet is heading to a new world for humans to settle. Our protagonist has a goal. He is doing his best to become a part of the ruling class on the yet to be colonised planet while his peers are having fun in the Simulated Reality. But something wrong happens on the way there.
it's good for killing time at least
presently enjoying WMI Provider Host taking up 30% of my cpu at all times with no possible workaround
guess this is what happens when you let niggers make your OS for you
also wow holy shit my body is so fucking terrible right now it legitimately would hurt less to be stabbed what the fuck
why the fuck do i have so many white hairs in my beard
i'm way too young for this shit
it's probably just stress
thats really not all that much better
i am the man
the man who spends 90% of his time thinking about how retarded he is
me i dont think
gonna roll some big fuckin dice soon hopefully it'll go well
if it doesn't then i'm fucked
almost just fainted from taking too long in the shower
all better now unfortunately
personally my body is now hurting to tremendous levels from all sides and it feels like all my bones are splitting apart so i'll go to sleep(note that i woke up 6 hours ago) and hope to be either further from death tomorrow or just outright dead
*writes anime girls on the ground with my blood and drops dead*
*janitor comes by next morning and wipes it all clean before anyone else can see them*
spoiler: the janitor is an anime girl
death
e
a
t
h
finished rewatching the kara no kyoukais
finished rewatching a mountain 
this time with trannies
*stares at you and drools*
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (361.3KB, 554x800)
when they warped the macross into space everything near it came with it, and aliens blew up two of the macross' arms so they welded aircraft carriers that got teleported with it where the arm things were meant to go
do you find this cool????????
no!
oh...
dont worry i'm just dead inside so i dont think anything is cool or interesting
the united federation of noposts
had a dream
i dont really remember too much but it was really long and i was drowning suffering memory loss getting stabbed etc etc pretty much every possible bad thing that could happen
i do remember drowning, waking up a year in the future, only to post here and die shortly after though
terrible dreams for terrible men
according to what i am reading here it says that 43k died in the earthquake
absolutely baffling theres gotta be a backside to this like 99% of the casualties being in the syrian side of the border or happening due to sporadic fights for resources(food and water) among syrian gangs or something
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordius_(worm)
maybe they were dead before the quake and nobody knew
luv how tragsg is just a lazily written sitcom
*laugh track plays*
uhh hm, i THINK somebody would've noticed 34 thousand dead people
*another laugh track*
*grunts*
actually nhk, it was 43 thousand
*exasperated sigh and eye roll from nhk*
*laugh track howling*
any thoughts on gordius worms entering through genitals and bums into humans mr hm and sir nhk
not a fan
more like gayius worm
*tranny walks in mid conversation*
*audience goes oooooooooh*
*gunshots mid conversation*
well uhh
*worms out of the tab*
*worms into your brain*
18.https___www_inaturalist_org_photos_2421558.jpg
[Hide] (1.3MB, 1600x1067)
thats gross
gross ugly things should not exist
..png
[Hide] (126.6KB, 2331x1097)
business idea:
what is the idea
rump state canada
why does it look like that
..png
[Hide] (127.4KB, 2331x1097)
trying to get it so america (dixie primary) can blob to the north pole with no major population centers annexed
stuff like this is why whites hate americans so much
also i played an rts and now im fucking mad
had a half-nightmare that i was in an rts the other night grim stuff
cant figure out why my room always smells like shit
thought it was just because i dont let air in so i opened the window for a whole day but it still smells
mold i bet
dont know any
idea: give the west to the mexicans and exile them all there, then make an independent nigger state in the midwest and expel all the dixieniggers there
bonus points if you name the nigger state ukraine
sdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdssdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdadsadsdadsdadsdadsdadsdsadsdadswawdwsdawddswadswadswadswadswadsdadcdacdadxcdadcddadcddadcccc
15ebebc615fde075781afee995d079e5628550aa258ecfc9246c88d897a99ef6.jpg
[Hide] (204.5KB, 1920x1080)
hate_the_sun.mp4
[Hide] (15.2MB, 1920x1088, 00:43)
if bones are made of milk and drinking makes bones stronger then wouldnt the logical conclusion be that drinking liquified bones be more effective than drinking milk
every time i fail to sleep i just assume that my failure is hroadcast across the whole universe with goofy music in the background
do you really want whatever liquified those bones in your body
had a nightmare where i had to take a big test for chinese class 
and the teacher was my old highschool spanish teacher (a fat old platine woman who barely spoke english)
91
this looks like caca
and so do i
*starts sobbing uncontrollably*
https://w2g.tv/room/?room_id=suoupbymwwp99no5fk
movie night
are these the biggers new friends
Replies: >>8907
its midday
Replies: >>8907
finished dorohedoro
cant believe how good it was
finished living
cant believe how bad it was
you know the easiest way to troll someone is to agree with them but in a way thats slightly wrong and makes them look bad
much more fun than just acting like a belligerent tard
my brain hasn't been working at full capacity lately so let's just pretend i made a post agreeing with you but in a way that's slightly wrong and makes you look bad and it was all real funny
lets pretend there are posts
you didnt pretend hard enough
>>8899
>>8900
its high noon
its national noposts day!
life is way too fucking long
seriously what the actual fuck are you supposed to do with a lifespan of 100 years??? should have just made it 10 years but also made people grow up 4 times faster
^ man who has nothing to do
yeah just like the other 8 billion
just done the most taxing trek of my life and it was just the same one i already did but with like 5 extra years of age and a bunch kess fitness
and it was like 7:30 to 22:30
last time i think it took like from 8:30 to 21:00
me i trekked to the market and picked up a tomato
ahhhh fuck this is terrible
seeing how popular that one anime about the grown man being turned into a middle school girl and flirting with guys and shit is making me rapidly adopt a canesque attitude towards the common man
a common attitude for the common can
better late then never i suppose
another action packed day in front of the computer
got lots of epic games to play and enjoy
but no soul that can bear the burden of playing
for me its spending hours setting things up and making sure they work just right and then never playing them
when i said i'm gonna play skyrim i spent like 2 days in a cycle of set up mods>test them>calibrate>set up more>test>calibrate
then when i perfected it i just stopped and thought for a minute before deleting the game and all the mods with it, absolutely zero hesitation
ccan someone remind me why we're pretending native americans are red despite them clearly being brown
96
it's literally the best anime of this season
though that just means this season is just THAT shit
the color brown doesnt actually exist and is just a shade of red
same reason why blacks were sometimes called blues in the past
what is the anime called
kage no jitsuryokusha
what you saw was a clip from the last episode
off to eat potatoes
eating it with the skin and mud and all with my bare hands
i did not watch the clip
oh wait i heard of this a couple weeks ago
ate about 6 big potatoes thisll keep me alive for a while
how does my keyboard even get so fucking dirty so fucking quick
i dont even eat near it
you know how you have those drug finding dogs
in my dream i met an old guy with a tranny finding dog (it wasn't a tranny dream this was just a small subplot during my journey to destroy the british isles)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%80%93Zucker_machine
i'm going to sleep now can you take over the shift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmJmzQbgP5o
we still have that but they're not communist
yeah but now they bend their knees -_-
not mine no
hahahahahahahahahaha i cant sleep :))))))))))))))))))) i cant fucking sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow wow wow want death want death
don't know why there are always people gathered up right in front of my house talking among eachother but i am really really really getting fucking sick of it
i will tear this nigger causing explosion sounds every 10 fucking seconds into a trilllion fucking pieces and i'll feed him to his fucking family
bones hurt from punching my desk too many times
dont waggle anymore so today i am going to do something arguably more pathetic
please dont think of doing any alternative methods we don't need yet another faggot
holllllyyy fuck the 24th will be the 1 year anniversary of the russian invasion what the fuck
4
youre supposed to explain
no im supposed to wait until someone asks me what it is then i explain
turns out most wars take more than a year.... crazy right
thats an awful cope man are you seriously going to pretend the russian army is marching on foot from nakhodka to the frontlines or something
they managed to get to the outskirts of kiev in a week so theres absolutely no way you can meme your way out of this by saying war takes a long time
shit you're right
guess the ukrainians are going to roll over moscow any minute
yeah glad i kould help you out
speaking of der krieg i saw a picture of a fake tank somewhere in ukraine and that reminds me how there was that paper posted here about urban camouflage some years ago that talked about using exactly that
well nevermind then it turns out i have to pay so i saved myself the embarrassment
think that was me
vaguely remember making fun of some of the techniques and calling the guy who wrote it a fag
4
achh its ai eh
hit my computer so hard it crashed and i had to restart it
honestly dont regret it in the least because i really did get memed that fucking hard
yeah was going to do some ai voice stuff
grim
want to ask which but i already know the answer will be some ambiguous trite like the last 10m times
hey who ripped my fucking soul right out
only just noticed it now but looks like it's been gone for decades already
*burps and rubs my belly*
sn't me sire
still struggling with the motherhood thing
been 2 weeks i suppose
this has been so gentrified by germans since i last came a few years ago
you ask for a shower and they give you the price in USD when youre speaking in perfect porteño castillian
since im not going to actually do it i suppose ill answer you
was going to do melina from elden ring because i was extremely disappointed with the lack of content she had
if you are speaking to 9 he was talking to 8
tell him 7 8 9
thats doesnt really make cents
not worth it with this inflation
how could you not understand my once in a red moon epic joke
what is there to say
it was mildly funny
really hate how god went and made it impossible for people to strangle themselves to death
it would have been an epic hardcore way to go out if possible
big fan of how He made it so some people who want to die survive jumping off a building but people who want to live can die falling down a single step
thought an earthquake was happening but it turns out i was just sliding across the floor
kind of wish i had a gf to play a video game with
there is something fundamentally wrong with you if you can't think of anything more fun to do with a gf than to play mp with her
what else is there to do
k-k-k-k-k-kiss.......!!!!
i obviously would want to do other things but RIGHT NOW i just want to play something with a girl
a round of playing video games with a girl should fix that(by reminding you how terrible it is)
okay i dont want to play with *a girl* i want to play with a girl that loves me and i have sex with
cant say i understand your feelings but cant say i dont either
in my pocket dimension there would be faceless robots to play video games with since if there were girls it would inevitably develop into a harem situation
in my pocket dimension they'd just be blurbs of text in the screen.... wait a minute!!
yeah and every time i'd ask them to play mp they'd pretend to not be at home
maybe that guy "jim" had a good point when he said we should all move on to our own pocket dimensions
i for one am starting to be unable to see myself being happy anywhere else than my own dimension
listening to eurobeat
getting drunk
while staring blankly at empty pages
mate you already get to spend an entire THIRD of your life in a pocket dimension what more do you want
forgot the average human being only lives for 2 and a half years
for me it's 1 month
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (2.7MB, 1745x1200)
check out how cool hitler looks in this one
big guy for a big country
the holy roman empire should have incorporated poland
then today poles would just be considered funny provinicial germans like bavarians
i dont care about hitler i want to talk more about anime girls
the only reason anime girls arent real is that hitler lost
oh.....well then that changes the situation dramatically
anime girls would NOT exist in any capacity had the axis won since japan would be making nothing but live action samurai movies instead
think im bound for hell
any thoughts from my mates regarding this
yeah exactly they wouldnt be making anime because the anime girls would be real hence no need to draw them
the amount people currently alive who are not bound for hell is probably around 0.03% of the population
how come my lawyer can't do anything about god's decisions
next time i see a cute girl i am going to stare intensely at her to see if i can affect her with my gaze
the end goal is being able to impregnate with my eyes
oh hey i'm gonna fucking die
some award winning posts tonight
can you point them out for me im blind
i was being facetious
the posts are actually awful
rapidly losing sanity like it's fucking points in some shitty horror game
would provide a thorough explanation were it not so embarrassing
got some wifi in this godforsaken town finally
watched some russians climb and balance on a rope across a river while eating cup noodles all afternoon 

i got to touch their dog but every time it came the woman shunned it in funny russian words not to go away every time
shits fucked
also we saw canman was pretending to do some rock climbing off in the cliffside while gangstalking us
went out our field of view so not sure if he made it to the top, went down, or fell and died
really absolutely no clue what you're on about but i can't tell if it's because i'm drunk as shit or because you're spouting unintelligible trite
Spoiler File
(248.6KB, 720x1007)
Spoiler File
(197.5KB, 720x1007)
do you think it's strange that i feel an overwhelming urge to die when i see this
yeah anime girls are just the worst dont blame you for being suicidal after looking at them all day
woke up
still alive but i don't know why
haven't put on a shirt for about a month now but this rain is making things really chilly i might have to break my streak
still not sure in what meaning 2 means it
was gone for 2 days miss anything
were in a mo7ntain
お願いします雛様.png
[Hide] (488.8KB, 640x480)
https://litter.catbox.moe/dpe3h4.mp4
felt like an actual pro while doing this even though i lost
i tried out playing with hard difficulty earlier so that somehow made me ridiculously fucking aggressive and capable here in the extra stage for some reason, went quite a bit further than i could before, and i'm really close to actually clearing the extra stage
the new power system of the 10th game fucking sucks so i think i'll just get hard clears on both 7 and 8 as well as finish up with the extra stages, then move on to 10
here's a random screenie of 10
those sure are some funny looking anime girls
its uhh "moe"
prefer curly
i like that green hair one (i cannot read her name)
kagiyama hina(locked mountain hina doll(might be chick, the little chicken thing instead))
been laughing at this post i saw on the channel all day
>>See cute girl at my usual coffee shop
>>been so lonely lately and contemplating suicide
>>her smile is so nice and warms my heart
>>think "Fuck it i'm WIlliam Knight" and stand still in line while she gets her coffee and leaves.
>>order small black iced coffee and go home to cry
dont get it
its just funny
well let's see your analysis then not like there's much else to talk about
Spoiler File
(433.2KB, 460x700)
okay i'll break it down
>history:
this was posted in /heem/, the general for ufc on /sp/
it was posted the day after fight night
it was posted early in the morning by an american
>the breakdown:
well you see i find it funny because him seeing a cute girl out in public reminded him about how awful he feels, and the way he describes her smile is very poetic so you know he is serious.
then he decides to compare himself to William Knight, a ufc fighter who looks like this, presumably as a way of saying "okay im gonna do this im gonna be badass and im gonna talk to this girl"
then he doesnt and drinks a black coffee only to go home and cry
i hope this helps you understand my point of view
when i gogled that named the first news article has this quote by him "I froze up, I f*cked up, I lost" so maybe it's a little deeper than that
>open /tragsg/
>see a big nigger
>close /tragsg/
sorry mate soon as i posted it realized i should have spoilered
yeah wow i just came back from eating pasta but i really really dont want to see ugly little niggers
well just janny delete the image or spoil it im not exactly attached to this little man
yeah let me just delete it with my....janny powers.....when i get them
i like the contrast between that stereotypical anglo name and being a nigger though
ohh wait i could do it??? huh
wait is it spoiled now
you haf to refresh
wow...
overwhelmed with the desire to rip my dick right off with my bare hands because it's just that fucking irritating how it will not settle in a proper position in my clothes
usually its my bollocks
no hope
no soul
no roof
dont know why i bother being alive
41
have you tried not wearing tight spandex clothing
spantalex
well you see im not wearing such a thing yet it still keeps happening
have you tried buying new clothing instead of using the ones from when you were 14
i was bigger at 14 then you are now mate
biggers tend to be 14 yes but im not a bigger now
imagine tragsg but we're all 14 rather than sad dying old men
thats how it was 10 years ago
honestly the only reason i don't regret being in tragsg is because i would still be a retard wasting time even if i wasn't in it
10 years ago half of the posters didnt know english
uhh is that really true i doubt it
in any case i(italic) knew it
*grunts*
i (also italic) think i already knew it as well
had an epic post lined up last night right as it went down and ive now completely forgotten it
ohhh so it went down huh
glad i went asleep early then
or maybe it was two nights ago
any plosts
me im planning to start staring intensely at cute girls to see if i can affect them with my aryan gaze
the end goal is to be able to impregnate girls with my eyes
hey hold on a fucking moment i've seen that before
anyway personally im planning on staring intensely at cute girls with no particular objective
not this again
the only problem is a lack of cute girls to stare at
(fundamental divergence in thought) there's plenty on pixiv though????
always thought that website shouldve been called pixip
theyre impregnable though
you stay on your side of the site and i'll stay on mine
h8 vtubers but that gawr gura is really sexy
its a fucking shark mate
retarded post 68
actually its a sexy loli
this is not what im eant by posts
canned posts

beans and posts stew
theres a new game out but it's yet another shitty low budget jrpg and it also has lots of gay bullshit in the story so i shan't play it
which game
 Labyrinth of Galleria The Moon Society-TENOKE
think ii heard of that1
oh its one of these
looks okay
eating palmtree sandwiches at a supermarket parking lot 3000km away from laplata
what a coincidence im in la plata right now stealing all of your shit
nooo not all my five american dollars!!!
me i'm 40km under the ground in hell
what a coincidence im in
*looks at the smudge on my hand*
uhmm...ankara...?
stealing all your...oh....
i've always been so upset over the fact nobody cares enough to dig really deep holes
there's that old soviet abandoned one and that's it
if i was president id reach the center of the earth
*watches you on my CCTV as you struggle to pick my euro-sudaca style lock(which is different from north american type locks I watched a bunch of lockpicking channels to learn about this*
i'd just kick in your tinfoil door with a big boot
even if you dig there's fucking nothing
it's just hot rocks and smelly gas
how would you know mate
you don't know for sure!!! there could be caves and resources and even if there isn't theres plenty of things YOU can put in the hole
*drops you down it*
whoops!
*falls through the earth*
*drop kicks you on the way back*
tranny is such a little kid especially when it comes to food sometimes i feel more like a parent than anything
not my problem
if you dig through the earth as an american you end up in china but if i were to try to do the same i'd probably end up in the middle of the fucking sea
one time an anime girl did that and ended up in... brazil!!!
what a terrible fate
no actually if you dig throufh the earth as an american you end up in the ocean, the only place that reaches china is south amrrica. youbhave to look at the antipodes
formosa (arg) takes you to formosa (island), such is the reason for the name, because it was used as a passageway between east and west
...through the earth?
unless you know a better way to get to the other side
yeah look up agartha (argentina)
no no i seriously doubt that
i remember doing research on this subject wayyy back when i was a child because i was curious what the fuck the digging down to china thing you see in american cartoons(old ones not the new gay ones) was supposed to be on about
yes they sent chinese people through the hole around 1607AD and the first hwite people took notice of this when exploring the area in the late 1700s
we had this discussion a while back theres a website you can use that shows the other side
but where do i find the entrance
a while back(8 years ago)
https://www.antipodesmap.com/
>In the Northern Hemisphere, "the Antipodes" is often used to refer to Australia and New Zealand, and "Antipodeans" to their inhabitants.
well im in the north and its my first time hearing this
>The Most of Europeans and Americans believe that if you dig a hole, in a straight line through the center of the Earth, you would come out on the other side right in China. But this is just a saying, because, in reality, if you dig a straight tunnel, in most areas, of Europe or United States you will come out in the ocean. The only places where a straight hole will emerge in China ar parts in Argentina and Chile.

argentina truly has everything, jungle, plains, glaciers, deserts, mountains, china, and white people
AND brown and black people
and japanese people too
but do they have tigers
wow according to this site i am the closest man to new zealand
all i need to do is dig a hole down
doesnt that make you the farthest
we have the jungle tiger AKA the jaguar or yaguareté and also crocodiles AKA the yacaré
we have both of those up here except the jaguars are black
its either 80km of digging down or 1000000km of heading east/west
i mean yellow
a jaguar is a jaguar not a tiger
my jaguars are brown
theyre just tigers with round stripes
80km is an underestimation [independent research?]
does argentina have cute blonde 14 year olds
no but may i interest you in all these brown people?
i dont know man i looked it up and some random site told me its 40km to the core so i just doubled that
pretty sure its 40km to the crust
i used to post this picture of a cute blonde 6-8 year old from misiones a few years ago so she shoudl be about that age by now
did you know the core and mantle model has no experimental evidence behind it
theres as much backing it up as whatever the medievals thought in the 10th century
2900km
...well yes it's very hard to get down there and test ourselves
isn't plate teutonics also completely made up
plate teutonics are real and there are towns full of them
uh no considering they...you know...tecton quite a lot
thats not a valid reason to get down there and take a peek
regardless of the model at the end of the day it's all just hot sweaty rocks down there it's not like there's a treasure trove of anime girls stuck 3000km under
plates are real though
a_plate.webp
[Hide] (596.6KB, 3000x2250)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHmmLnw-DA
did i post this video
this is my favourite type of thing on youtube
can tell this guy is a gigant mouth breathing RETARD because he didnt turn the fucking music down
no its epic boomerism thats how you know he's a true scientist
yes actually there are subterranean civilizations and there is 0 evidence to the contrary
just because a bunch of greeks lived under rocks doesn't mean you're a subterranean civilization turky
we need to seal up those eastern european caves before they come out of there and conquer us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
pictured: millions of chinese invaders in poland being killed
maybe some 21st century offerings will dissuade them
you know some of these casts can actually look really good
pretty sure all the ant corpses are stuck in there though
nah they just get turned into atoms i think because its so fucking hot
why are there suddenly posts
https://www.americanelements.com/meltingpoint.html
wow this helps a lot
no idea why the elements are american though
its amazing how the quality and characteristics change so greatly with tiny differences in composition and purity yet we can somehow standardize things
its actually not
yeah i know i just didnt know how to wrap up the post so i wrote it like this
wonder if a thousand years from now all the smart people are going to look at all this biochimophysical stuff and think "wow that's all wrong they were all retarded"
well i think it is i just wanted to be an asshole
49
i fail to see how it can be wrong its all sacred geometry really so it just makes sense and just works
its all just patchwork trite
its close enough to the real thing that it works when you try to do things with it but the theory is wrong in lots of ways
source: 8 years of mandatory math education and 4 more
its sacred geometry
you cant even draw a circle
*draws my pistol and guns you down*
ugh good thing i had a slab of aluminium in my breast pocket for when i might suddenly feel like melting ants...
1676847716102-tegaki.png
[Hide] (8.4KB, 500x500)
oh yeah motherucker!!!!!
now if only replays worked
1676847779300-tegaki.png
[Hide] (44.1KB, 500x500)
uh
the mark of xelat
hey nhk if you're done with that 50$ drawing tablet can you lend it to me
nhk NEVER posts art progress for us
nhk's sanctioned he can't mover goods overseas
*forcibly imports russian coal*
it's already been like 3 years since that side story so actually were he trying diligently he would have legitimately gotten to a very high level by now
all for one fukken bote too
could even have learned how to sail one in that time
ugh but how is he going to pay the suez toll
could always just drag the bote across the ground
my hands and fingers have been incredibly itchy lately i think its this new soap
no matter how much i wash my hands they fucking stink
if you go long enough  without washing the smell never comes out
thats why poors stink eternally
have found out that when i stare at a picture of an anime girl without shifting my concentration then my vision starts getting fucky and the drawing starts changing in small but strange ways
pretty sure this isn't one of those little visual tricks but literal mental corruption
yeah mate i thought we've been very clear that you have an utterly broken brain in regards to anime girls
actually turk you're far more lucid than i would peg someone being in your position so you are some kind of modern marvel
i hope you donate your body to science when you die there are probably secrets in your brain
i'm going to get embarrassed if you keep complimenting me mate
but yeah i occasionally think back to the bigger post where he said my brain must be radically different than normal simply because of the massive amount of time i've gone without sleep back when i was a child
thoughts on the knee reflex
idk
thoughts on increasing air pollution causing people to grow far more nose hair
presently i am bleeding from the nose and can smell nothing but blood because of this peculiar phenomenon
i dont have any nose hair
me neither until a few days ago
actually only just found out a few dozen minutes ago so i cut it all off via radical methods(i dont know how youre normally supposed to do it because im not a fucking woman)
theres nose hair trimmers
sounds like luxury trite
no if you have an electric razor you probably have an attachment for nose hairs
i don't have an electric razor just the normal one
well theres probably an...analog nose trimmer
presumably people had to trim nose hair in the olden days
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-rotex-manual-nose-hair-4542818325
looks pretty sinister honestly
well thats what you get for fucking with your body's natural state
still laughing at that retarded fucking flag where the sun has a massive black rape face
really should have thought twice before using it
92
not my fault that i don’t like brown people food like... palmtree sandwiches??? no thanks
did yuno that they use banana leafs instead of plates in some places
honestly thats fine
no but i saw some banana chips at the store for only 450 pesos (like 1.25usds)
can i get some?
a few years ago wasnt there some sort of sudaca candy hm said would be in all the stores soon 
think i saw some the other day
no i didn't buy them because I don't like them i just thought it was a good price for the size of the bag

instead i got some inflated (exploded out of a cannon) corn for like 120 a bag
candy plates
also the tranny was trlling me how her dad takes helicopter rides to remote island/lakes with 5* lodges to go fishing with his mates and bring the fish back to eat with the family

cant wait to kill them all and get the billion dollar inheritances
cant believe gsg is still alive
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (1.4MB, 1415x2048)
wow
gorgeous
i would love to marry her
gonna have to admit it
not a fan of blondes 9/10 times
✾
can you tell me if this looks like a normal flower to you or if its a big fat annoying bright emoji
for me its the former
thought it was a nuclear symbol not a flower 
but its just a regular character not an emoji
spent the entire night boiling in bed for a really long list of reasons
now im drenched
huh on my monitor it looks like a snow flake
ahh fuck now this is some misfortune
what the fuck am i supposed to do now
its just a little snowflake man get over yourself
no no i'm not worrying over that i'm worrying over extremely important things
coffee tastes like it has cigarette ash in it
*looks straight at the camera*
*smirks while letting some smoke out*
i'll be the one to laugh when you die at an early age and end up on the anti-smoking covers that all the cigarette packets here have
wish all the governments just chronically dadc'd about corona so all the fucking evil satanist kike landowners dropped dead of it
had a long streak of pleasant dreams but now it's back to the usual of dogfuckingshit dreams that piss me off
boutta circulate into the patagonic steppe more oncely
hopefully a herd of penwinos crosses over the road so i can get meself a sandwich
recently my face skin has been shedding a lot and it's causing me problems
goddamnit i choked on some water and had to spit it out then i went to drink some more since i was still thirsty and i choked AGAIN
me i got some paper stuck in my eye yesterday
and the paper was wet too so upon trying to get it out it just evaporated into a trillion different pieces of paper and stuck to my eye
nightmarish 
were you trying to get a real close look at a drawing or what
ah well you know me i just get too absorbed in anime girls.....
anyway the real reason is that i clean out the grotesque fucking things around the eyes with a tissue
sometimes the tissue sticks to my eye but it's very rare and only even happens if the tissue is wet
god i dont understand any of this buddhist shit
couldnt they just put some notes to the side explaining what it means in human language
>人人自有光明在と道取するを、あきらかに聞持すべきなり
this shit is hard to read
makes fucking sense since it's a quote from a buddhist from 800 years ago
https://steamcommunity.com/app/236850/allnews/
new french thing
just experienced something extremely ridiculous and funny
dont know where the cameras are but i know for a fact that there's at least some people out there watching me and laughing their asses off at this stuff
6a2fd3a85257f23e5369ac6f8a9024aa.jpg
[Hide] (43.2KB, 500x671)
ahh there it fucking goes
you know mishima wrote a book about that...
well what do you want me to do about it
maybe you should read it
pretty sure it's just fictional stuff vaguely based on the fire
more posts while i'm not around
forgot how good it feels to be told to kill yourself by girls
*puts on the mask*
kill yourself
cut it out with that anime girl mask thing it's fucking creepy
just realized how terribly i fucked up
too late for regrets though i suppose
hate vagueposts
you could be talking about making a pizza or your life in general for all i know
it's in way too big of a scope to put into words really
it's a big stinky fucking mess you see but i'll just have to live with it
sounds like a classic case of irritant bowel syndrome
been having that too actually but it's not what i'm talking about
wahey going insane
had forgotten how good milk tastes
what sort of anime girl would nhk be appearance-wise
mental illness
im asking for a reason you wont be disappointed
definitely a kudere
but VISUALLY what color eyes what hairstyle you know
more like kusoere
how am l supposed to know
maybe a very light blue eye/silver hair combo thats all i can picture in my mind right now
well if anyone would know its us
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (675.1KB, 512x704)
couldn't dadc harder if i tried
...now if you were to draw it yourself however.........
*sniffs the air*
sure hope this isnt a bigger...
no sorry i just shat myself after that round of drinking milk
44
for hair somewhere between white and very light blond, and the  for the eyes, dark yellow or red
the thing is just hair and eye color doesnt give much to work with
need other tags to add
hair length/style... clothes.. etc
feel like someone has been crushing my throat for hours
thats the devil mate
53
longish hair, casual clothes, boots
i think the fur coat is a good idea because it looks russian and theres nothing else to suggest that
the one good lasting legacy the bigger had was giving everyone a disdain for aitrite
how baoht those silly hats
not a big fan of hats
genuinely do not recall an episode with the bigger and ai
am i becoming turkified
he kept posting ai rika
that may have been when i wasnt paying attention
ai anime girl gore was his go to spam towards the end
i paid a couple dollars for some image generation but what i wanted to do with it turned out not to work very well so im trying to come up with other fun things to do
you can make stuff like 48 for free
uhhh no you cant
you know how it goes you get what you pay for
willing to drop money on ai trite but not on tragsg when the website died eh don't think i'll forget this
not me in eating dead pingh8nos
20230220173758.png
[Hide] (332.4KB, 512x512)
ai trite machine shat this out in 20 seconds for free
20230220_153039.jpg
[Hide] (3.7MB, 4128x1908)
la mort d' pinghino....
i like mine better
also uhh i forgot what i was gonna post
felt a genuine pang of sadness
wd make a nice rug
how come you feel bad for dead penguins but not for dead mates
tragsg then: [that one picture of a penguin]
tragsg now: [the dead penguin]
can you tell the ai to make a penguin girl and share us the abominations it spawns
dead mate is a good thing how else are you going to make a mate infusion
dead mates living ladies
20230220174644.png
[Hide] (317.1KB, 512x512)
utterly disappointed this is why ai are useless
20230220174802.png
[Hide] (321KB, 512x512)
forgot to tell it to make an anime girl
theres a penguin girl vtuber
that doesnt have anything to do with nhk though
ah yes the famous penguin ear hood
cant tell if the shorts(?) are a part of the hood or not
jajajajajja wait the sleeves are penguin heads
20230220_160408.jpg
[Hide] (1.9MB, 4128x1908)
i call this work of photographic art: "the object and the subject" 

(TL Note: there are penguins under the wood if you look closely)
this is what tragsg used to be about
tragsg photography would be trapgsg
gsgart
i heard there was a big flood earthquake and storm and landslide and military takeover in st.paul state
any evidence towards sp still being alive
according to the activity log everyone is in aside from "grandi" who hasnt logged in in 3 days
and nhk hasnt logged in in 2 weeks...
why are these retards even there in the desert and not in the fucking ice
they'll all just die there
maybe nhk is grandi and he just forgot his account i swear ive seen some nhkesque posts within two weeks
didn't even hear about it until now
apparently it all happened in the coast (im a proud interiorer)
ohhh my god first turkey now its brazil what's next the end of the world
chemtrain derailment in ohio
earthquake in turkey
floodings/landslides in sao paolo

im seeing a pattern
hey yeah wait a second
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (359.4KB, 1080x608)
been a while since i experienced a real flood
have some good memories of trying to keep water out of the house with a mop and skipping school because the entire street was covered with water
for me it was holding the electric extender thing with my left hand while playing games with my right because the room was covered in like 10cm of water or more
i've arranged for every other trashman to die in a natural disaster so i can absorb all of their powers and become the one
really really really don't think you want to absorb me mate
too much of anything is poison and all that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU
listened to this entire song for the like 5 second scream at the end
i got some songs i like too today
cant find the one i want to listen to the most now though
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1KRnkKNlc
i want to try some killka wine (and write killkaiks on the label)
the great nakhodka tsunami
the huge la platan hurricane
the earthshattering canadian......iceage???
hope its a meteor for me
actually quite a fan of this ai image generation concept
mainly because i know im the only one to ever lay eyes on it
starting to think that hm has electric powers
cdR0OTcqJhE7VTET.mp4
[Hide] (7.1MB, 1280x720, 00:30)
the future is looking bright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL2VdxseTvE
shallst be watching this opera
cant get into live theater
hate how over acted everything is
its kind of just how opera has to be
i know but i dont like it
you have to look at it differently
its not mainly about the theater its the music
dont like music either
wow there are actual boobies in this
no wonder actresses were the same as prostitutes back in the day
around 1:47:00 if you want to see
puru puru pururin....
want to...be unemployed :)
well that was pretty epic i gotta say
accidently spent all day on the internet again
was making abstract faces in front of the mirror again when i somehow accidentally managed to make a face where the shine of a soul actually reflected in my eyes
was pretty shocking since i'm sure i don't have a soul
keep having pointless arguments with people on the internet all day
depending on their posting style i either imagine they are the bigger or canman
had that same problem until i deleted all the garbage imageboards from my browser history and started pretending they dont exist
you shouldn't imagine arguing with me because that would mean you are wrong
dreamt of an anime girl playing a piano all the while singing about how good being a neet is
but literally immediately after she started singing i got my ears fucking imploded by an alarm and woke up
just realized that im actually (in spirit) a teenage bipolar girl who harasses and stalks people on the internet
atomic heart(that one game you heard about years ago) released today
tremendously sick and tired of retards trying to pull me down to their level
as well as saying "murmember" the trannys accent also has "ogay/ogey" instead of "okay/okey"
whens gote coming out
https://litter.catbox.moe/zumhtn.mp4
( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ blow me fuckin brains out.....
wahey and the one time that i do everything perfectly i get memekilled three times by the fucking boss
bet i would have cleared with that attempt otherwise
i want to kill the drooling fucking retard who thought up the brilliant idea of putting blue enemies and blue bullets on a fucking blue background
im blue
i'm blood red
personally im a green goo alien!!!!! bbrrrrruuuplupluplupluuuupluublbolboblboblbobobl cower in fear you puny humanzz!!! *goos u*
classic hm post
何かいい事起こらないかな・・・
何かいい事起こらないかな!!
wahey.png
[Hide] (15.5KB, 483x349)
 gran colombia,,, home
wahey the little brown man actually gave me what i wanted
not even 100000000 anglo retards could do that
holy fucking shit sex is so repulsive
yeah but cute girls are so beautiful
too bad there's none here
im choosing to believe 48 is a followup to 47
i would never have sex with a man or a brown
especially the latter
almost makes me sick knowing that if i had a cute gf she'd want me to have sex with her
but for her.... id do it
ideally both you and her would be angels and thus she would not even understand the concept of sex nor feel lust
yes if we could actualize our love without having to do it that would be much better but unfortunately im a lowly human
everybody dies eventually
we'll stop being ugly little retard bug h*mans then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turcopole
life imitates art
and then the Lord said: 
"by using this toilet, you accept to stay here for the night"
and the man pooped, by the grace of God.
ate some fish biscuits and then some fish sweets
a cookie shaped like a smiling fish isnt a fish sweet
worry ache in my tooth
i fear my non-existent dental care has finally caught up with me
you will die
worry ache in the tooth
fear pain in the brain
been having an awful tootache since a few days, projecting all over my mouth and down my throat 
worse yet i wanted to go to the dentist before but he just went off on vacation right when i wanted to go and its gotten worse since then
https://www.rotel.de/das-rollende-hotel.html
oh also i forgot to post about it but we saw one of these lads down in the south
i didnt get to ask how much they charged but the one we saw was like one of those rolling houses (rvs) with a dozen little windows like on a square grid (6×3 or so??) like it was a little boat
speaking of i think ill buy a boat
need something to put on that patagonian lake after all
how am i so fucking sleepy
https://www.rotel.de/grosse-argentinien-reise.html
prolly one of these guys
4200 euros for a trip of this magnitude seems like a steal i cant believe how all these stinky firstworlders get to pay peanuts to marvel at everything here
csm_K094_2023_d9a99125c7.webp
[Hide] (55.7KB, 467x467)
yeah how lucky they are to see a bunch of frozen rocks
you will never get it you spiritual nigger mountains are the exclusive domain of spiritual aristocrats like me read evola
you couldn't survive a day on a mountain
projection
i've spent more time living in caves than you spent being alive mate
caves are the diametric opposite of mountains
as ^ so v
there are caves in plains(c:ant caves) just as there are caves in mountains(c: caves in mountains)
cant believe the japanese have single handedly caused an entire generation of people to actually believe maids existed in the past
don giovanni fucks a maid in the opera i posted last night and mozart never heard of japan in his life
ohhh yeah yeah i'm sure he's fucked looooooots of maids before mate(tone of dadc)
you dont have to be jealous mate he goes to hell at the end (spoiler)
1828px-Fitz_Roy_massif_-_named_-_01.svg.png
[Hide] (245.7KB, 1828x404)
didnt realize this caused an argument but yes me and the tranny agree that mountains are epic white men thing and i didnt see a single n1gger climbing of all the 50000000 foreigners in fitzroy 

also c the mountain names all those who explored the big ones were hwiteübermenschen
we got a bigass map with the tranny and beyond where we were, there was even a "niponine" shelter into the icesheets
the tranny agrees about something being for epic white men yeah okay really glad about that
well shes a white man so
goes to hell huh that's what he gets for having sex
not an epic one however
how many of YOU have traveled to laplata not speaking an ounce of spanish and climbed 22km up a mountain in a day???
well not my mate mozart that's for sure
4437FCDC-31D2-483E-9589-E8B6495F2C22.jpeg
[Hide] (2.4MB, 4032x3024)
B97596B2-FC01-4FD2-988F-1FDD37E49A91.jpeg
[Hide] (83.9KB, 1280x738)
on the left is the “Torre”
thats a cool looking peak
did you guys climb that
looks straight out of skyrim
there was a store called rivendel which i think is skyrim so yes, its Skyrim, Argentina
skyrim was a documentary about la plata all along...
7AC284A2-76E3-4F3C-AA30-67EE3C8C0D84.jpeg
[Hide] (4.6MB, 4032x3024)
416A1556-37E4-495D-A4FC-FE80B4476AAB.jpeg
[Hide] (4.6MB, 4032x3024)
91
not quite to the peak, just to this glacial lake
it was pretty far up though, if you look in the other picture, on the center right, that’s the trail we went up.
ugh i want to climb that
20230217_150719.jpg
[Hide] (1.8MB, 2560x1184)
20230217_144214.jpg
[Hide] (3.4MB, 4128x1908)
20230217_142740.jpg
[Hide] (2.9MB, 4128x1908)
20230217_140538.jpg
[Hide] (3.3MB, 4128x1908)
20230217_135143.jpg
[Hide] (2.8MB, 4128x1908)
way up
i dont need that many
also that bit was nearly 2km for an ~800m climb but then before that it was like 7km which was "mostly" flat and then before that it was about 1km that was going up 
all in all took like 15 hours
20230217_165213.jpg
[Hide] (4MB, 4128x1908)
also there was a fox and an eagle that were walking around trying to eat peoples shit
thats blatantly a coyote
is there any difference
only one can turn itself into an anime girl
confident i'll end up one of those hateful spirits once i die
how much would you men be willing to pay for a guardian angel(devil) eh
80 argentine pesos
mate you cant just listen to what the chinese say people dont ACTUALLY need or want money in death it's worthless to them
you'll have to offer something else
by the time your dead argentine pesos wont be money anymore
what if the changed to a... silver based economy...
alright nevermind i'm not boiling with negative emotions as much now
turns out there was actually nothing to boil about and it was just the lies and tricks of satan to debase me again
listening to romantic piano sonatas and staring at beautiful ai generated girls nobody else has ever laid eyes on
vgh this is as close as it gets to walhalla
can't wait for next week
0
they're not beautiful man they all look the same and have fucked up bodies
there's really no choice but to draw/imagine them up
no the technology is really quite epic its just like paying for a real indonesian drawslave
they'll never have the aryan spirit imbued in them if they're made by indonesians
good thing it's drawn by a White AI
the ai is made by indians
no the actually good and innovative AIs are made by White men
you're thinking of pointless neural networks that don't actually do anything those are the ones pajeets shit out
if only you knew
17c17
browsing castle listings and some of these i can unironically afford
vgh how epic that would be
already seen this episode
opened an image with a red background then it started flickering and moving i even thought it was a gif but no it's just my brain
its too hot to play video games
Spoiler File
(2.7MB, 4032x3024)
rhodesians never die…
*closes the tab*
yeah thats a man
no idea why she was so intent on posting that picture with the covered face i have ones that look better
also we ate some fish (were at the coast now and my phone was dead)
its because of the rhodesia
he thinks thats epic because he is an autist
t. knows how autists think (because we are all autists)
im an autist yet not a tranny
posting from the outside world
wish we had an inner world poster
not all autists are trannies but all trannies are autists
wahey cant wait
guwaaagghhhh the particular smell of the outside world, shit and cheap perfume
already want out of here
240
i always wear all black so theres that at least
and my eyes are dark green
well thoughts on 248
theres some affinity i suppose
i wouldnt wear any fur clothes but the prubian blue coat looks very much like the one i had (only that one is gray)
i bet you would wear one if you were a girl
and i maintain its a sensible choice because it evokes russia
not a fan of these episodes
maybe
the most detestable style to me is those synthetic trashbag coats never wore em never will
i try to avoid synthetic stuff as much as possible
as for me i cannot afford 99% of the non-synthetics
>“The tuition center filled with blue and white flowers; the burned down beautician clinic; children who are fair as paper; exceptionally beautiful women, these are all Butterfly’s favorites.” The more someone lacked something, the more they wanted them. Butterfly was extremely ugly. Therefore, it used everything in its power to make its appearance perfect; Its inside was rotten and vomit-inducing, so it loved cute and innocent children.
yup thats me alright
yeah alri that's it
any1 of you happens to know a reliable book or two that gives the rundown on buddhism
i'll start reading the moment you tell me
*brain rots*
for me its my brain coming out of my nose as per the buddhist practice of bramahdrappatrapustrashnastrami
ronery...
43
evola the hermetic tradition
>This important survey of alchemical symbols and doctrines sets forth the mysterious worldview and teachings of the practitioners of the "royal art." One of the leading exponents of the Hermetic tradition, Julius Evola demonstrates the singularity of subject matter that lies behind the words of all adepts in all ages, showing how alchemy--often misunderstood as primitive chemistry or a mere template for the Jungian process of "individuation"--is nothing less than a universal secret science of human and natural transformation. 
are you sure about that
not really i havent read it but i assume he talks about buddhism in there he talks about it in every book a little bit
according to a reddit post about him being a racist kikekilla he talks about buddhism in the book but it's only like 1%
oh i see
you should read the doctrine of the awakening yeah that seems like the right one
we'll i'll check it out but if it's minekiddie stuff i'll beat you up later
feels like i'm dying
he did warn you
feel like rubber cement
lot of big planes flying over my head today
head feels splitting
body feels broken
waiting to get hit by a train
gonna have to stare at some walls and let the mental corruption drop a bit before i continue
remembering my picture on my id card and how i look like a complete fucking serial killer in it
hostile gaze, mysterious blush on the cheeks for some reason(a decent amount of serial killer men have this for some reason), facial features showing just the slightest hint of contempt
no idea how it came out like that
yeah i got a new id and i look like a manson family member
also you can't actually see it because the photo is a face closeup but while the photoman was taking it i just ended up subconsciously making a pose like those 19th/20th century militarymen because i didn't know what pose is normal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_names_of_the_Soviet_Union
>ΕΣΣΔ
ugh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usta%C5%A1e_in_Australia
croation fascists have fallen asleep
antipodean antifascists have arisen
antipodea eh... *checks map*
never heard of it
have you checked 80km under your feet
Fpj77_sWYAEEoRf.png
[Hide] (32.8KB, 607x801)
fascinating
unknown????
noposts???
sorry meit im too busy hiding my unregistered alpacas from the globalists
weird popping noises in my ear
remember that candy that popped in your mouth now that was the stuff
yep yep loli pops i know those
having yet another paranoia episode
why is it always before bed
for me its always gas and bloating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0qApRd3OUQ
love finding out about how fucking cheaply macross was made
apparently there was an episode someone left on a train so they had to restart it with minimal time so the episode that got broadcast on television looks like complete shit
and just in general the show has some awful art fuck ups here and there like perspectives just being completely wrong
supposedly i slept for 6 hours yet it feels like i slept 2
woke up during a rem cycle probably
have to be awake in 12 hours
もう嫌よ冥界に連れてくれよ
still suffering from that thing from 1 month ago
think it'll keep going till i die
just realized that sunflowers are called moonflower here
pretty sure i was supposed to realize this 20 years ago
here they're sun turners (as they turn towards the sun)
for me its sunspinner
just learned that the greeks were gonna make my high school into "ionia university" once they win the war, and they had already carried out all the administrative procedures
it hit me pretty hard that i would have been a greek if history was only the slightest bit different(not that i really mind it)
no you would have been a pile of ash semitoid
you must be blind to call me of all people a semite
ate 200cal of canfish locked in 1000cal of bread
a semi semite of sorts
your dick is cut off and your kind wear a little hat
sounds like a semite to me
ive never worn a hat in my entire life
think youre confusing me for the americans
americans wear big hats
denisoliverbarne00barnuoft.pdf
(13.8MB)
>The other night I stood up on the parapet when every-thing was quiet, and said in my best parade voice: 'Der Kaiser ist ein verdammter Schweinhund' and then got down—quick. The Dutchmen did not say anything but turned the machine-gun on to where they thought the blasphemy came from ! I sat on the bottom of the trench and laughed while the zip-zip-zip went on over my head.
carryonlettersin00dawsuoft.pdf
(4.4MB)
citizen kane now thats a movie
ugh wtf how could these retards who've never seen my face call me a semite...
do you just automatically assume anybody whose face you haven't seen is a kike
guilty until proven innocent
today is mt.fuji day
thought it was the emperors birthday
well yeah it's that too
it's also another important day but you don't need(have the right to) know
ok
happy birthday turkyboy :)
happy 80th birthday!
no clue what you mean by 80th
who are you referring to
*looks at you in a way that lets you know i think youre retarded*
happy 80th birthday evola-kun!!!
accidentally made a perpetually expanding mental list of things that i want to draw
not a good thing since i do not know how to draw nor want to learn
nhk learned to draw only for his waifu
why cant you
he didn't actually learn it he dropped it in the first week because he's a depressed lost soul like all the rest
you dont know that though
i have super natural powers that allow me to know the whereabouts and condition of trash men at all times
why does love exist if it's impossible
尊 ← the counter for buddhas
thought it's funny that there's a counter for them so i shared this information
what do you mean by "counters"
like it deflects buddha?
counters is literally for counting
3尊 would be 3 buddhas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_counter_word
there's 100000000000 counters that you're just intrinsically supposed to know and use
ohhh thats pretty funny then
ohh thats pretty funny ← doesnt get it
i do get it though
i dont care if you get it or not i just wanted to use the little arrow to make a satirical post
well it was at my expense and i dont appreciate that
dont worry were all anonymous here ← liar
you dont know ME
want to read but too tired
want to sleep but too scared of demons assaulting me
subconciously end up preparing for all of my animegirlstaring sessions by cleaning up and making sure im dressed and hygienic
make sure to put on your best perfume and fix your hair too lad
first impressions are hard to break yknow
dont wear perfume but i generally like to be somewhat decently dressed even when im sitting around
how is turky, a so-called "turk" denying the existence of the little cup hats that turke use (fez???)
maybe he IS  a semite unironically
well semites wear a funny hat too
you always have to be in top condition since you never know when an anime girl might materialize in front of you
nobody actually walks around with big red caps with tails on them thats fucking retarded
they should
they have those in china
how about i make a big red cap out of you eh....native american
imagine a big red(american) china
cat WONT stop rubbing its nose on my hand while im typing and its flaring up my autism because its wet
still don't get the point of the posts where you pretend to be angry at basic acts of affection your cat does to you
im not angry im annoyed which is an entirely normal response
try giving it a clean punch to the jaw that should shut it up for a bit
well she's peacefully asleep right now
it's called pre-emptive
woke up feeling great
currently feeling like shit
i touched a penguin and then sneezed
hope i didnt catch the güinopox
at least you aren't on the verge of shitting yourself every single day
reckon it's the rotten meat i ate 2 weeks ago finally kicking in
guess that finally explains why they called him güinon
filled with a sort of primeval anger that somehow turned into an immense desire to express itself via pumping something(i dont know what) into my bloodstream
the posts arent that bad...
50 
ugh ive found my fellow pumpkin
0ρ ← counter for posts
you need living men for there to be posts
*decomposts*
so so so so so so sleepy why god why why do i have to be awake
i dont have to be awake
just found out argentina has penguins
what the FUCK i thought they were only in antarctica
Replies: >>9561
im trying to figure out how much time half a class is
a medieval/early modern book in my dreams told me that as a result of the stars and mathematical phenomenon one can occasionally see angels near them for about half a class' time, when its night
place i got hit on as a child is suddenly hurting an immense amount
guess it's the old age starting to kick in
>>9558
hownew.ru
overflowing with the urge to skin my hands
how is it that out of my entire fucking body only my hands are constantly fucking sweating?? it completely prevents me from doing literally anything at all
i guess gloves would really help in my current situation
love (hate) how theres now a character in macross who is anti war/military however he chooses to extend this ideology to when the war involves disgusting aliens from space that want to kill people
i believe we should wage psychological demoralizing warfare on them until they all turn into xenotrannies who want to be our slaves and give us benefits
^i'll drown you in chlorine
t. macrossdresser
no i'm just a normal dresser(furniture)
67
no / just think the aliens should be killed
ohhhh holy fuck this is terrible
the cable of my fucking headphones has almost torn itself out
what will i hang myself with now???
no no i was going to listen to music with it while hanging myself not hang myself with it
how do we feel about the
kikes = aliens = demons
theory of cosmology
dont care even remotely i'll be honest
kikes are the weakest of the demons i have to deal with so i don't care much about them
really doubt they're aliens though
kikes are demons are aliens
     \--------are not --------/
when you think about it we're all just illegal aliens who got deported to earth by YHWH
thats scientology
any1 want milk
bought too much
fuck no!
no...*holds my head in despair as i am surrounded by 50 gallons of milk*
could make a whole new skeleton all by yourself
yeah but there's no way i can make the flesh and soul of an anime girl by myself right now
...but later?
well yeah all this hard work better pay off eventually
*doesnt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afXl2o82mmA
i quite like this op its a shame the show is kind of shit
what animal would make the best raw material for an anime girl
20230224_145255.jpg
[Hide] (2.4MB, 4128x1908)
vgh......
back in bariloche eh
if i had the circumstances i would have loved to just lay down and slowly die of hunger and thirst like my zealous christian ancestors did
anyone know how to avoid doing nothing all day
put into the awkward situation of having to breathe no more than once per 30 seconds for long periods of time
hate humans
have you tried reading or watching or playing or doing things
been reading and watching posts
me i've been reading neverending notes and puns and gibberish
next ill read this thing i just imported from the far east....it's called a "anga"!!!!
read uhhhh ummmm uhhhhh
read one of the words in 96 wrong and was very concerned for a moment
yep wouldn't want to be reading niggerish
think drinking water is the only type of ingestion that i do not have an innate disgust for
how about an injection then
you get a red card for that
going to sell my body(not soul) to the first paranormal being to contact me regarding this
my kingdom for a post
CFKQ38761-2048x1536.jpg
[Hide] (605.4KB, 2048x1536)
looks like africa
stay in your concrete cave then
at least i have cement
having a lot of delusions lately
think it might really be for my own good to take some medicine
just sleep and eat better
thats utterly unrelated
stop drinking mercury
>"ugh my body and brain are in such constant misery"
"take better care of your body and brain"
>"that's entirely unrelated"
yes i'm talking about my delusions not the flip rate of my fucking flops mate
hallucinations and memory problems are mostly caused by lack of sleep
like my manga
what if i told you they werent hallucinations.....and i was actually peeking into another world o_oo
thats what they all say
then i'd have no choice but to call you a big tard -_-
dont know man think i'd rather trust the voices in my head than the text on my screen
want total autarky not just material but also spiritual
time for the most fun time of day
bedtime
i'v said it before and i'l say it again
being asleep is better than most things
spent 6 hours today doing fuckall truly amazing
its too warm to do anything anyways
now im awake
now im dead
me im dead from sleeping surrounded by trashbags and trannies

fit for a trashman i suppose
had a dream we were all meeting up in izmir
the turk was taking us back to his house but all the streets surrounding it were full of roving kurdish gangs and he coudln't find a way in
at some point we got arrested by islamists too
well did he have a roof at least
remember when all the dixies used to post about was blood on their poo
do you reckon it was cancer and they died
yeah all the dixies died and got reanimated by skincrawlers
noticed something very amusing but nobody would get it even if i explained it
come on meit spill the beans
Spoiler File
(493.7KB, 1105x1600)
well i was reading through some official content and realized that you can say that gensoukyou has 5 major races, which suddenly brought me back to the 5 races flag of china
there was also this which i forgot to post and the fact that all the portraits and names on the character introduction of this thing are completely broken and miserable
ugh stupid fucking feelings why do i have them
should have just gotten nervestapled ages ago
うghsつぴdふcきんgふぇえぃんgswhyどいはヴぇてぇm
しょうldはヴぇじゅstごってnねヴぇrsたpぇdあげさご
oh yeah speaking of nerves i think i have permanently damaged my spine over the years and its only going to get worse over time
and the symptoms...oh mein willy the symptoms...... uncontrollable farts is one
no it's actually sudden movements completely against my will as well as chronic pain
lets say hypothetically you were being used for a grand scheme all along and were betrayed by everybody you knew and had to sit alone for 10,000 years, would you spend that entire time angry and thinking about revenge or do you think you'd eventually get over it
never gets boring to hate people
depends on the grand scheme and the people and how they betrayed me and my relationships with them
it's not too bad if it's "just" having to be all alone for 10k years but i would probably resent them for it
why do you ask me this mr.smtprotagonist
well it happens in a manga and of course people on the channel have heated discussions about it
ohhh that that the gem one
i watched the newest gems flip and twirl today
yeah that was a good chapter
any1 wanna play kerbal 2 in my stead
if someone does they should poast here
heard its exactly like kerbal 1 but with less content but it looks better and runs way worse
doesnt it have other solary systems and warp travel now
how the fuck does it run WORSE? wasnt that the whole point of making ksp2????
^ever played a pdx game retard
oh hey kspg is back too
it only has the moon from what i'v heard
and it runs at 10 fps even on a 4000$ nkikeia assblaster 3888 thousand card
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (2.6MB, 1920x1080)
dios mio
somebody did post a magnet in kspg if anybody has morbid curiosity
dont dislike what they did with the ui but there's just something wrong with it fundamentally
it looks very uhhh "crunchy" to me
and granted they may be the person who posted that screenshot's fault
ajajaja like two weeks ago they tweeted that they were hiring a lead designer and lead artist
well nhk here's your chance to go and get some real experience
took a quick look at it what a dumpster fire
makes me want to play the original game instead
okay last two episodes of the nier anime have actually been good
i think its a decent show
wow i am literally just watching the 4th and about to watch the 5th
i very much so enjoyed the 5th one
but also the things i liked in 5 were big panders to fans so your mileage may vary
well i dadc about tits and butts because i am a holy being
was shocked at how good(for a modern anime) the combat in 4th ep was this is definitely one of the best anime of the season
well the pandering is not related to tits and ass
and yeah the fighting in 4 was good, its especially impressive as the studio has basically only produced fucking shit
i think its somebody's passion project so it (mostly) looks pretty good outside of some awful awful nightmare cgi at times
well is it related to willies then
i just opened the 5th ep and there's two big men wearing only underwear in it
no no it's just characters showing up in a flashback
what the fuck are we talking about
anime as usual
would rather talk about big germania (wifi)
well i guess the big tree is a character from the previous games
i am far more easily disgusted by the sight of vectors than a normal person and can't even fathom keeping one or anything similar to it as a pet
do you think that means lots of my ancestors dropped dead because of them and so my Genes of Disgust towards vectors is far stronger than that of the average man
fucking VECTORS? like math?
yeah sorry im not getting that one
maybe arefefenrece to that anime earlier who knows
vector based arcade games are cool
its not
t. animeknower
vectors(disease vectors)
i just saw a business idea: post by a brazilian flag in /sp/ is that a wider 4chan meme because if so i rarely ever see it and if not hello sp i liked your post
think i know the one and no it wasnt
ripped out my 15 year old hard drive because i couldnt take the horrible coffee grinder noises and constant buzzing anymore
theres plenty of people who love those funky sounds(including me)
i have an intricate setup that results in a perfectly silent computer 90% of the time and a jet engine the other 10%
mine is also silent 90% of the time and a jet engine the other 10%
it changes depending on the location of the moon relative to it
mine is noisy as fuck when rarely requiring to use the old hard drive and elsewise its a nice little amount of noise
everything exists with the sole purpose of spiting people
proof that they really are gods chosen
>Reported aspects of the syndrome include uncontrollable screaming or shouting, crying, trembling, sensations of heat rising in the chest and head, dissociative experiences, and verbal or physical aggression.
ugh they're just like me.....
so it was the TURKISH sleep experiment all along..... what a coverup
no its the uhhh....."attack of nerves" famous amoung gulflatins(?)
SAN value
(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 67
yeah thats blatantly false
INT
(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 14
dbc8f18e07a790bb10e4c70a3b3cdfda2f504da2.png
[Hide] (1.3MB, 1114x1600)
saw "often" written somewhere and had to stare at it for a good while befor remembering it's a real word and not a misspelling of "of ten"
think im going to start doing uhhh very light "working out" every day i dont know how to do it and i dont have ay weights but...i'll try and do like...my main muscle groups
i tried to get into the habit of doing some squats every day but getting sweaty is such a pain in the ass
its gross to not shower immediately but nobody wants to waste time showering multiple times a day
i once managed to do 93 pushups in a row and manage like 200 situps in a row and thats fullfilled my entire life's fitness quota by itself
which is why i of ten did them IN the shower but that isn't an ideal solution because i get lightheaded really easily and don't always have the time or energy
i thinki did uh...three today
i also tried doing situps a long time ago and i used to do a bunch every day 
but even worse than getting sweaty all my clothes got dirty from lying down in the ground!!! and i don't have a lot of clean clothes to go aorund you nwow
well situps just arent that good in general
according to some us army study or some thing they do a (very little) permanent damage to your body and there were several exercises that are just....better in all ways
well but how many of those exercises are as easy as... sitting up
can you list every exercise i should do
its not that situps are bad its just that theyre a useless exercise they literally train the most pointless muscle 
just do pushups and pullups those are unirocally good
only things that come to mind are pushups planks and jumping jacks(this is optional because you look retarded doing it and it makes a shitload of noise)
oh yeah pullups too of course
looks like im gonna have to punch holes in my wall for grip points...
no dont do planks or jumping jacks either theyll just make you tired and waste energy
do pushups and pullups that is the idiot proof way to do it until you learn how to think for yourself
planks are great you retard i'll kill you
mine are already full of cracks and holes i think if i pulled too hard the entire house would come crashing down
planks are completely pointless
didn't jim get ripped i'd like to get his expert opinion
WHY does this happen with this topic
someone says "this exercise is pointless shit"
next guy says "no its good"
dont fucking scientists study this sht???????
presumably he thinks they are shit because he really really hates the specific muscle group it trains in his bizarre little incel anger
you dont need to be a scientist its really basic knowledge a gym bro would give you
go watch some youtube videos on it theyll all say abs are pointless (except the clickbait ones)
ok so
-pushups
-pulls
-squats
-planks
no its literally all made up by victorian charlatans 
like do you know why people do stretches?? no nobody does they don't do actually do anything
okay thats actually retarded
back when i did yoga i was way more flexible now i cant even get within like a foot of touching my own toes
thats fine if you are actually going to do all 4 of those 17
the only issue is you might get memed into putting equal effort into all of them or do fewer pushups/pullups
wow the formatting on mobile is atrocious for that post
look mate im at a point where i just need to do ANYTHING
i just want to cover the important bases
i can worry more about the finer details when im not a slob
im trying to make it easy
you NEED to at least train a pull exercise and a push exercise
pushups and pullups are the easiest ones every normie knows
as long as you do those you wont be completely wasting time
you know what you should do
join the soccer team
absolutely adore the random daily episodes where i just lose all linguistic fucking ability for hours at a time and become unable to form any sentences at all
23
yes yes i understand this and will take this advice to heart
*does the exact opposite*
well then i'll be counting so get down and start doing 100 pushups big boy
*starts crying after 3*
staring at anime girls fills me with despair
dont worry youre not the only one
they get filled with despair too when they look at you
youve got 10 minutes till i sleep make all your posts
im not giving you shit, motherfucker
i did brazilian boxing when i was young(lie) kid i could beat you up a hundred times over
*jump kicks your skull*
you cant beat a monkey in a jump fight
i still think back to that dream i had where all i did was shake hands with an anime girl who had somehow appeared in my room
wonder what deal i made with her
for me its the perfectly normal dream except for the random anime girl that kept peeking around the door everywhere i went
holy shit i just realized something terrifying
it's been possibly 10 years since i last dreamt a dream where there was a non-anime girl in it, every single one since then has been specifically undeniably an anime girl
positively deranged statement that i completely refuse to believe
no no i am legitimately dead serious
it might have not been 10 whole years but i can guarantee you a bare minimum of 5
maybe your brain is just retroactively altering your dream memories so you THINK they were all anime girls
nope no such thing it's all unfortunately completely true
in a fancy expensive hotel O_o like the rich people kind 
in vancouver
bet the trannys parents were here before
my plan was to sleep early and wake up early but i just keep going back to the computer can't help it
never been in a hotel because im not some pooroid like canman who is too poor to afford a house of his own
-posted from my favelaptop
gaahgagaghaghahgaghahghAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! my fucking heADPHOBE@!!
happened to me a few years ago
now i make sure to only use ones with replaceable cords
we can be heroes...
just for one day....
thats why i always use my trusty speakers instead
the one time i went to the beach with my rich friends family we stayed in a hotel of sorts it even had a fancy pool
theres a fancy pool and stuff but i haven't got a change of clothes or anything
last time i was at a hotel it was kind of nice but my mom snores so fucking loud and snoring makes me want to kill myself so i had to force myself asleep by like 11pm every night so i could fall asleep before her
the last hotel i stayed at smelled like shit and i could hear a dog moving around in the other room all night
skipped the complementary breakfast and got out as soon as i could
its costing me 700 dollars just for one night
wish i had a cute girl with me because shed be so impressed (as we know all womem care about money the most)
or maybe she wouldnt be since im not actually paying for it
conceptually i quite like hotels if im being honest
mine snores like a fucking horse and you can hear her from 2 rooms away(not exaggeration) and of course she's one of those retarded freaks who literally cannot speak unless they're screaming at the top of their lungs
they got "escorts" for that go wild buddy
why would i need an escort
its not like im going to izmir
dont think i could find a teenage virgin escort
or actually i probably could but shed be chinese
why arent you paying for it
can you hire me
can your company hire me
because my flight got cancelled
oh
well can you answer the other two questions
yeah sure mate ill hire you at my brand new company canman corp you can be senior vice executive manager
canman really needs a good pummeling
wahey!!!
*kills myself in the office*
ahhh man what the fuck am i supposed to do now
i'll have to go without headphones until i can buy a new one but that means i will have to endure the sounds of people screaming and punching walls and stabbing eachother and steelcutting and police cars flipping on their backs until then
dont pretend you wouldn't get the most expensive hotel possible if you were waylaid 2 days and the airline was covering it
^ talexial
well you see the airlines here would rather hang themselves on plane wings than pay for hotels
i do have to agree here i would complain until i get as much as possible (i probably wouldnt care that much)
pretty sure every airline covers your expenses if you have a cancellation
heer in pooland nobody has human rights
you dont live in poland
flying sounds pretty scary
not just the "flying" part but having to go through security and having people check your stuff and being stuck in a little metal tube for hours with who knows how many people right next to you without killing anyone
flying is pretty fun but you do have to try really hard to not think about exploding above the ocean and dying
flying is scary because you never know if youll get a negress pilot
flying is scary because you never know if the person who sits next to you will be a 500kg creatura or not
really ONE (1) ply toilet paper???? 700 dollars for 1ply???
well you see you can just get two and stick them together
decided i wont watch more macross after sdf and instead will go to gundam 79
got this weird sinking feeling and dizziness and numbness that wont go away
youd think with how long i lived i would have encountered one of the miraculous 1 in a million things like money falling on my head or a girl falling on my head or divine power from the heavens falling on my head by now
this one time i found 20 bucks and a nice pen on the way home from school
i found a dollar the self checkout the other day (i took it)
forgot i'm not actually 30 years old
what a relief
sometimes i have that too where i think im way older than i am and breathe a sigh of relief when i remember im 22
whats it amtter when ill be dead within the year
dead in your early 20s is a beautiful tragedy
dead at 30 is pathetic
never thought about it like that wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Rb7Hr8PJA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_la_Rochejaquelein
ugh giwtwm
henri de la roach (i did not open the link)
already seen this one
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (560.5KB, 1560x1407)
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (1003.1KB, 1580x1535)
what the fuck is this retarded shit
canmans fantasy
thought we all agreed daughter-wives were epic
...no?
well here's something you should know turk everyone on gsg played ck2 with loverslab mods at one point or another
yeah so have i but i didnt use it for that
it's a grotesque result of the degeneracy of modern times and is completely artificial, impure and unholy
 2 isnt me ck2 is retarded and even more so with porn
what are you supposed to pullup FROM
i dont have some random dixie-grade steel bar just crossing between my walls in the middle of my house
found some interesting things to kill the next 5-10 years with but ironically i don't have a thousandth of that time left
is it... kikes perhaps
no no i'm not killing kikes i'm killing time(my time)
hi089.bmp
[Hide] (16.5KB, 112x300)
love big blocky letters
those are twirly ones
yeah so i dont love them
can we discuss it together (the timekilla hobby)
its liquor
oh that requires money moreso than time 
unless you're trying to make it
dont want to talk about it since its personal and also because its one of those things like literature where you(the average man, but especially the tragsg man) can "feel" that its important but you never actually care about it or try to learn or make it
really the whole reason im showing interest in it at all now is because of a pair of coincidences that pulled my interest a little
then why even bring it up tard
suck it nigger youll never know
04
i found out theres pullup bars that are made with...science...and engineering....so they support themselves just on a doorframe
bet it's something fruity
you cant make bars out of fruit they rot easily
cc.jpeg
[Hide] (154.6KB, 1280x1280)
not true
oooooo and i just put that in my door???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUvGkOCj3A
not sure what it is about this song but i think its pretty amazing
so you ARE going to set up an illegal distillery????
going through some bad things
who isnt these days
oh hey my new headphones got here
funny thing is that the fucking thing compresses your skull like mad so i guess i'll get some gamer dent
ordered my pullup bar
those fucking NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!! thry fucked up my flight AGAIN!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
*jumps up and down*
oh boy another free hotel!!!
fyeah dont pretend to be angry you nigger there are people here who dont even have roofs over their heads
no i dont want a hotel i want to go HOME
fetch me some posts will ya maties
can i have your home since youre clearly not using it
how did you know i havent been home in 20 days
i was supposed to be gone ONE night
been dizzy and felt like rubber for three days now
not a good sign
every time i scream my teeth hurt an enormous amount
keep biting my cheeks in my sleep
keep tearing my lip skin off while awake
you guys have problems
youre the worst one here
*hits your teeth with a hammer in your sleep*
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonarios
the REAL power putting laplata down
(you may click the english version but its some citationful goyslop factchecked nonsense)
secret societies are hellish in nature
unless theyre made by me
>The controversial document Alta Vendita, which called for a liberal or modernist takeover of the Catholic Church, was attributed to the Sicilian Carbonari.[5]
says enough about them
punched my knee so many times all the bones in my hand are aching
if you had 60 hours left until your unescapable certain death would you sleep like you normally do or would you not sleep for a second
think i'd sleep the entire time
no you cant do that you have to choose between 8 hours of sleep a day and 0 hours of sleep a day
zero hours of course
for me its 12 to 14
0 hours of sleep 
60 hours of drunken animewatching
not sure what id do guess id hunt down a cute girl and rape her (in a chivalrous romantic way) and then she could kill herself with me
and that seems like i can squeeze in some sleep
^youre a mentally ill freak
but yeah i guess going without sleep is the best thing here
how is that unreasonable in the slightest
putting aside the moral problem you are a beast of the lowest level and form just for desiring sex with somebody whom you do not know and do not love/are not loved by
canman is the gift that keeps on giving(horrible deranged posts)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Anti-Christ_with_the_Church_and_Christian_Civilization
lets all read this together in the next 60 hours
YOU give me 60 hours to live and /m the deranged freak for wanting to experience love before i die?
do you really think raping and killing a random woman is "love"
grim
uhhh yeah
>a book written in 1885 by an Irishman
dadc
you shut the fuck up little anglo rat
Paradigma_XV_Provinciarum_et_CLV_Urbium_Capitalium_Sinensis_Imperij.jpg
[Hide] (1.9MB, 2670x3782)
>a book
dadc
still not seeing any arguments for how love is immoral
theres no point in arguing with retards
id kill you in 60 seconds if i saw you
not me i exclusively love people who love me
(they all just so happen to be trannies and/or your mom)
no you wouldn't because you hate love and are a minion of evil
God is on my side and would never let you win
i have no mother and i have no father
see heres a great example of how canman doesnt see most other people as human, especially women so he doesnt even consider that toddlers dont want to be raped by him
he thinks any girl would be honored to be the subject of his affections (cock)
yes thats right a cute teenager would fall in love with me right back
i blame it all on his single mother
he would have grown up a splendid trashman were it not for the vile influence of femoids on his person
see if i had phrased it as elopement you wouldn't have a problem with that but because i have to be straightforward and plain you get mad at me for no reason
go back to browsing your pedo incest blogs
wait a minute... thats tragsg!!!
how about we divert this topic to something more nice like how im dying of the sheer desire to have a daughter but know that i couldnt be a proper parent because i cant even succeed in being a human(this is a post of selfsacrifice)
i would take care of your daughter for you as long as she was cute
wish the royal canadian mounted police would take care of you
they do quite nicely
the retarded canadian multi player certificate the tranny has isnt even legal so weve been having to fuck about with it for uhhh however many months its been since she came via mail
ask the tranny if she knows any cute biological girls in vancouver who want to go on a date with a young handsome rich boy
can i borrow 500 bucks
any reason i shouldn't say no?
genuinely wouldnt know what to do with more than 5000 dollars
the point is not to spend it all the second you get it
well it would make me very happy to have 500 dollars
but it would make ME even happier
yeah and it would make ME happy to go on a date with a cute teenager
ok but thats impossible
giving me 500 usd is not
if i cant be happy you can't be happy
now go find me a wife ill pay you more than 500 dollars if you do
sorry i dont trust whites
name a more trustworthy race
anime girls
ill be going sightseeing in the 2nd dimension any moment now
wow the nier thing is supposed to be 24 whole episodes
if its that long it may even feature original shit
well yes the current theory people seem to have is that super basic first 12 episodes will be normal then the second batch will be new stuff
im FAIRLY CERTAIN i know how they'll end s1 as well but we'll see
094d3315c73d7278020320e846d6882741534d75.jpg
[Hide] (136.7KB, 640x660)
like this
music im blasting in my brand new headphones is so loud that they're shaking from the vibration
ah well
would be nice if something good happened soon
keep realizing/thinking things that are absolutely terrifying every single day
i reckon its a sign that ill die soon
me i just feel like shit
the two arent mutually exclusive
5 races touhou china isnt terrifying
well unlike me youve never been there before
ive been to gensoukyou alri and let me tell you it makes china look GOOD
more like gensoukuso
was looking at a picture of an anime girl and there was a little bit of dust on the screen that makes it look like its on her face, so i wiped it off with my thumb and then realized how utterly fucking insane i must have looked doing that
well you ARE insane
no doctor you dont understand the anime girl appeared on my screen by her own will i didnt do anything
you dont have to be embarrassed lad we all do that
yeah i've done and felt exactly that many times before
doesn't help that my monitor is extremely filthy all the time
went climbing to pass the time and i saw a sexy 14/15 year old
i think shed do for the 60 hour scenario
this is honestly worse than when hm wouldnt shut up about his trannylust
if you think that you will genuinely never get it
its all sicko fantasies to me
its decided
i'm not doing anything but playing video games tomorrow no chores no other hobbies not even posting on the channel
but think of all the exciting posts you will miss...
speaking of trannies and sexy 14yos i find it funny how sometimes the tranny says "cyberpunk" to me when thats distinctly a big meme and not one that ever got used often here and also given she has 0 idea about NEOVICTORIA (and idk about the biggers but they were probably toddlers during the long september)
what a life
you know cyberpunk is a real thing right
yes but she used cyberpunk to mean cheese pizza multiple times when she could use computer parts or some such other variation
so he's a bigger at heart
huh ive never heard that 1
was that a gsg thing??
its a nu gsg(big) thing
Screen_Shot_2023-02-26_at_9.54.42_PM.png
[Hide] (1.2MB, 1440x900)
me i complain about drink
god i feel like atomic shit
for me its quantic piss
was dreaming of anime girls but then i got woken up by sporadic guerilla warfare
its a sign of the times
the end times i hope
the end of the erdogan khanate
the beginning of the erdogoman sultanate
ok you know how sometimes random european countries end up all blobbed up due to random historical circumstances like uhhh austria or burgundy or bulgaria or lithuania or the normans yknow just random countriws that have no business being a groBblöppenreich

well whats the next one yknow what do you bet on???
it will never happen again
...next question???
think poland might get even bigger
for me its galicia, Cyprus and czechia
i think lithuanias going to make a comeback
yeah they could get some kind of baltic union going
you have to be thinking like 500 years in the future man, forget about all that EU political nonsense and listen closely, tap in to the volk's spiritual map painting potential
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (920.8KB, 742x1200)
ugh fucking canman is in my manga now
uhhh probably...
poland???
back on the big nose manga again i see
uh yeah realized i didnt read this one yet of his
ugugugughghhh im home fffiannnallylylylyly
me im OUT of home
as for we, 'll be back soon after 16 days of being out
this guy is called Jap von Sweden and hes neither swedish nor japanese
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaap_van_Zweden
what next are you going to tell me the turcopole is neither turk nor pole
no that just be too silly
theres too many people passing through here and its making me uncomfortable but theres nowhere else for me to sit
*sits right next to you*
hey is this seat taken?
*be's fat*
no im the sole person sitting within a mile of here but its just an endless long straight road through which people are passing
im right next to you meit cut the jokes
theres a flip vtuber im subscribed to because sometimes she gets very menhera and streams crying about various things anyways none of this is important
the punchline of this is because theyre a flip theres just constant dogs barking in the background
id be barking too if i was about to be eaten
do you reckon the philippines are like top 3 worst places to live
like i think i would honestly rather live in africa
its better than africa by far
also theres a chance that youd be born as the son of a GI thats been lost in the jungles since ww2 so your chances of having proper genetic material is higher than if you were born in afrika
*sweeps a million boers under the rug*
is it REALLY better than africa by far
and i dont give a shit about your genes here mate im talking purely on quality of life
i would really dislike living in one of those tax haven tropical islands that get hit by a tornado every other month
(as a native/regular guy not a tax evader i mean)
in case you havent realized they rape men in their sleep and burn people for fun down there in africa
in the philippines they only do that to druggies like jim
ive got nothing to do
in the old days they used to take people like me and give them jobs
need a reset where everyone starts with no money, no assets, and no connections
the great reset if you will
1645312079439.png
[Hide] (1.5MB, 1920x1080)
get out of my house
squatters right
think something happened to me in between accidentally falling asleep and me waking up but i dont remember i
thoughts on the impacts of the silver and gold mines of the americas on the stability of the ottoman currency
development and resource extraction in the new world causing old world economies to collapse is an e1
why didnt they just burn all the gold
they did but smelting it only made it more valuable
when i walked around outside rocks got in my shoes and fucking tore my skin apart
but that could NEVER happen again with asteroids rich in precious metals t. ohio
kikekezoids wouldnt never allow it
kikekezoid sounds like something from power rangers
hey canman how about you pursue a career that gives you diplomatic immunity
you can get away with raping children in broad daylight if you have that
because i dont want to rape children
and i dont want a career
and i basically can already do whatever i want anyways
>Herodotus records that when heralds of the Persian king Xerxes demanded "earth and water" (i.e., symbols of submission) of Greek cities, the Athenians threw them into a pit and the Spartans threw them down a well for the purpose of suggesting they would find both earth and water at the bottom
what i want: crying on tragsg all day because i can't have sex with underage girls
if you couldn't tell already my posts where i ham up the "canman" personality for fun episodes are not reflective of my actual person
yeah man i was only pretending to be retarded
>In February 1999 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Kazuko Shimokoji, wife of the Japanese Consul-General, showed up at the emergency department of a city hospital with two black eyes and a bruised neck. She told doctors that her husband had beaten her. When local police questioned her husband, Mr. Shimokoji said, "Yes, I punched her out and she deserved it", and described the incident as "a cultural thing and not a big deal". Although an arrest warrant was issued, Mr. Shimokoji could not be arrested due to his diplomatic immunity. However, his statement to the police was widely reported in both the local and Japanese press. The subsequent public uproar prompted the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs to waive Mr. Shimokoji's immunity.
uhuh
nothing retarded about it
78
i have never made a post like this
tell it to the judge
well if it wasn't you who was it
some kind of moon man i reckon
a moon rabbit mayhaps
*taps foot to show im thinking about something*
hmmmmm....
mm for short we can call him
mmmrb
oh i found a good one "魑魅魍魎"
theres no excuse for using chiniese characters
if japan was so great they really should have come up with something better on their own
pretty sure i saw that exact word like a week ago but it was in an image not text so i didn't bother trying to figure out what it means
they did come up with their own before The Great Chink Adoption but it got sidelined and disappeared for some fucking reason
also as a fun fact there are occasionally big discrepancies between the english ver of pages about japanese history/culture and the japanese version
ugh ten thousand posts...
wonder how many posts thereve been in total
3x4x5
it was around 90000 on the jimcaca
then theres uncountable megacaca and trash posts
completely forgot jimcaca even existed
dreamt it was back up but nobody noticed and it was completely trashed with spam
...well thats just how it was in reality
did anyone even ask jim what really happened
does he even know
theres only 1 man with jims contact ehre
Spoiler File
(223.7KB, 1100x1600)
went through a great fucking deal of effort to figure out the real life dates of touhou in-universe articles by using the shitty vague information in the names of the music cd's and the ingame lore explanations the manuals provide
interestingly enough in gensoukyou they started all over from year 1 once they got sealed off from the outside world(17th year of meiji, 1884, according to my expert information) and now as of 2023 they would be at year 139
also in the 5th year of meiji(1872) the emperor abolished the semi-lunar calendar and adopted the gregorian calendar, with this the pesky 13th month thing that happens every 3-4 years disappeared, and the japanese went from calling each month by their traditional japanese names(see https://jpnculture.net/inreki-meisyou/ for a complete fucking list of every single name that each month had, they used all of them) and swapped to calling them 一月(literally 1 month, the first month of the year) and 二月 etc yet in the articles here it still uses the traditional names
interestingly enough in this particular article and the one after it, the month is....completely fucking unknown
the rest of the articles use the standardized traditional names that were in use just before the adoption of the gregorian calendar(see here for them https://www.ndl.go.jp/koyomi/chapter3/s8.html) but in these 2 articles the kanji left of 月(it looks like a mix of 革 and 茶) is not only not one that i've ever seen before, but even after going through comprehensive month name lists and dictionaries i cannot fucking find that kanji anywhere
i thought that it might be a kanji for the 13th month, but it seems to have always just been called a single name(not this one) and no other, and in addition it's impossible for that to be the case in the first place because this article is dated 118, the next one is dated 119 on the same month, the leap month thing only happened every 3-4 years or so
i actually went through an archive of an attachment to the imperial edict that explains how the date will work from now on just to check how they months were written at the time, but found nothing of interest
it seems like shitty busywork thatd drive a man insane but im actually having a decent amount of fun going through all this stuff, slaughtering my free time with machine gun
in general theres lots of buddhist, shinto, confucian and taoist shit in literally everything official/semi-official touhou for some fucking reason, even in short novels(not translated to english and also nearly fucking impossible to find now) written by ZUN to be attached to the end of manga to make it look thicker than it is, or titles of music, spellcards and so on and it's interesting to try and decipher them by myself
in the 1 volume semi-official manga i finished yesterday there were about 12 mangaka who all made one chapter each, all of the chapters had to be independent stories and have flowers as a major plot point, they were all referencing ancient bullshit and i remember one of them was talking about the flower related poems in the 万葉集 which is a massive poetry book from the 8th century and (as far as i can tell) the 3rd oldest book that the japanese produced and have surviving copies/excerpts of now, the other 2 were both compiled on the order of the emperor, one of them was by the order of the legendary emperor literally named 神武(jinmu, "divine/godly warrior") and made to chronicle japanese history up until that point, and the other was by another emperor(or his wife, i don't remember) for administrative purposes, it contained the names of all the land under their rule, their folklore and geography, these 2 books were made within a century of eachother and are the only written sources of japanese mythology
me fumbling through buddhist shit a week or two ago was also me trying to figure out what the fuck "求聞持の能力(the ability of gumonji") was supposed to be, it turns out its some sort of buddhist meditation to perfectly memorize the rules of buddhism and all that trite, and said to greatly increase memory capacity, of course the only explanations of this shit are in japanese(and in fact you cant even write it out with windows ime), the character referenced in the song is one who never forgets what she sees, writes it all down in official records as the sole writer in all of gensoukyou, and every time she dies she gets reborn all over again while retaining all her memories
havent touched the games in a week and just gone through all the official written content and this searching, the next thing im going to read after this are the "official records" thing
holy shit i dont feel like reading this now but you put so much effort into it i will read it later
i thought i was still at like 2k letters but uhhh
you know what they say do what you love and love what you do
wow tornado sirens going off cannae remember the last time this happened
whatever happend to that toxic goo
ate it
its still there and theyre still lying
a bunch of politicians went up and pretended to drink water from a tap in a house for a photo op (one didnt take a sip at all, a couple took minuscule sips, and one guy looked genuinely anxious)
trump did go up and buy first responders up there mcdonalds which if you arent american, this is considered the friendliest gesture you can do for someone
personally i slept for 12 hours
personal sleeping
public weeping
i slept for 2
shall go another 40 without
*does the 60 hours with all your mums*
im the son of god and have no other parents
trump buying mcdonalds for those people is the most any president has done for them in over a century
havent been able to laugh properly in the last month or two because every time my insides hurt a lot
now i have no choice but to chuckle really softly and slowly regardless of how amused i am
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (133.9KB, 242x500)
apparently there was some sort of "viral" thing happening where some norwegian man discovers the existance of soda syphons and I know this is a big deal because i heard both my mom in real life and people on 4chan talking about it
do they really not know what this is in other countries
we buy it with the tranny ocasionally, i think she said that they dont exist in canada either
what the fuck is that
whats a soday shyphon
whats a syphon
what in god's name
what does it DO?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_siphon
its just a pressurized fizzy water container
its extremely bubbly and tastes good. people usually mix it with stuff too, to give it bubbles
people werent born to drink bubble water
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (6.5MB, 1920x1280)
also as you can see here they used to come in glass bottles and it was a decently common occurence/anecdote that they would just explode if you dropped them
10
okay i read this
good post even if i understood none of it
i like the white one and the pink one
26
do you just...put the nozzle in your mouth???
>also in the 5th year of meiji(1872) the emperor abolished the semi-lunar calendar and adopted the gregorian calendar, with this the pesky 13th month thing that happens every 3-4 years disappeared, and the japanese went from calling each month by their traditional japanese names(see https://jpnculture.net/inreki-meisyou/ for a complete fucking list of every single name that each month had, they used all of them) and swapped to calling them 一月(literally 1 month, the first month of the year) and 二月 etc yet in the articles here it still uses the traditional names
didnt really care about the rest but this actually made me very curious when i started learning japanese that they'd have such a systematic/methodic way of calling the months which made me deduce that it must have been a modern thing and they used to have a different way of calling the months
35
if youre some retard nigger like me yeah sure there's nothing preventing you from doing that, but in 99% of the cases you'd use this thing called a glass, or a cup, or a mug, or some other sort of container and then sip from there
furthermore the only easy way to mix bubble water with wine (a thing 50+ year olds do a ton here) is inside a glass. doing it in your mouth would be quite difficult
the same happened with the days of the month i believe but i never bothered with the details of it
you may also be interested in the financial characters, which were used for the purpose of preventing fraud and kikery
with the normal numbers (一,二,三 and so on) you can easily do things like change a 10 to a 10000, or a 1 to a 3 etc but with the financial characters (壱,弐,参 for 1 2 and 3, the previous ones were also 1 2 3) you can't pull of kike trickery because they're much more detailed and not straight fucking lines
china also has financial characters and some of them are the same as the japanese ones
ohhh financial characters yes i never heard of them but i know a similar thing happens here where in cheques, after writing the amount in numbers you also have to spell it out in brackets
yeah same here
you wouldnt catch me dead writing a cheque
i had to write one to the government (my father did it) (i dont have any checks)
its funnny how back in the day all you needed to do financial fraud was to change a character but now you need encyclopedic knowledge of financial instruments, sociopathic tendencies and skills to trick people, AND connections to get into places where you can fraud to begin with
alternatively you can just have connections
alternatively you can just be elected into office
wow 139 years huh
i know things i shouldnt
i dont know things i should
any more posts or did the turk kill it all
sorry i was busy shooting high pressure bubblewater into my mouth
truth be told those seem kind of fun
wouldnt mind seeing 1
feel like making a map but one of those autistic ones people make on photoshop/gimp/etc. and then post on deviart
ok
was always jealous of those who had high pressure water.....pipes...or whatever they were called
what do they do
they water things like plants and people(preferably the latter)
why do retard inferior pathetic h*man bodies require salt to function when its fucking poison
you know what they say.....a little bit of poison is good............a lot of poison.......kills you.........................................and so does no poison evidently.-.---................ -___-
1957-10-07_New_Moon.mp4
[Hide] (4.1MB, 640x480, 00:45)
just realized that ive never eaten a coconut
me i was forced to eat one
dont like it
the water inside is pretty good on the other hand
does it taste like...coconut........
wouldnt it be more like juice
its a pretty different taste
i guess you could call it a "juice" but... you shouldn't
you've really never had it?? they even have them in little juice boxes (but like most indostrialized trite its not very good)
unlike you i dont live in a globalist hellhole so ive very rarely seen coconuts at all, MUCH less coconut-derived products
i think the only imported fruit i see often are ecuatorian bananas and MAYBE chilean avocado if theres no local
how the FUCK do you not have coconuts in south america???? i
sitedied4me
because they dont grow here because its not tropical enough?????? thats a thing they have in the actual tropical islands matey
i mean im sure they got cocounts in cocolombia but not here
there used to be some palm trees right outside my house but one day the man came all took them all away
yeah same
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (585.3KB, 800x600)
ClipboardImage.png
[Hide] (2.6MB, 822x1024)
but do cocounts even come out of palmtrees
what we do have are "palmitos" in a can which are these silly little sticks and they taste funny

googling it i see they call them "heart of palm" in the english world and they come these plants which dont look like a palmtree to me at all
thats a fucking BANANA
your bananas have layers man??? what are you possibly on about
i don't exactly remember why but i heard theres a lot of illegal palmito farms around here
like they go into some land they dont own and just... plant pamito trees without anybody ever finding out
ugh we're gonna need an argentine bolsonaro too looks like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_palm
well apparently they do come from the coconut tree itself
i guess people are just plainly more interested in importing the palmtree than the coconut here 

74
sometimes with the tranny we see on the side of the road, on the bit that's between the fenced off farm and the driving part, there's just.......a bunch of crops just sitting out there
like you could just stop, get out and grab some corns/soys, assuming theyre at harvesting season
im pretty sure its intentional and some crazy person just goes with their tractor and harvests the roadside
37
why cant you just put the wine in the thing
do you not understand how it works man??? its a pressurized container you cant just unscrew it and open it
if you unscrew it while its still loaded it will probably shoot up like 10x stronger than a champagne bottle
the whole "thing" is that it keeps itself pressurized forever and as you spend it, it will still be just as bubbly as when you started
also the water just comes out of the beak when you push the lever down, the pressure itself pushes the water out via the tube. good luck putting stuff in there
wait champagne can shoot???
https://youtu.be/Jj0nvAN9HKc?t=30
here here are the news people laughing at the norwagian man
here we call them news dogs and throw trash and leftover food at them and demand they apologize for being born
thats completely fucking pointless then
i thought the idea was you can put whatever you want in there and have it be carbonated
but its actually just an annoying way to store fizzy water
are you retarded mr retard
if you put the bubbling water into something then it BECOMES bubbly
you can do that with juice or alcohol or what have you 
its literally just permanently bubbling water
legitimately believe these people cant work their way around a can opener either
which people exactly
news people????
people who dont understand a syphon
SAN check
(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 6
yeah i googled it out of confusion and it was not "syphon" but siphon
have you tried using real words
no word was real until a bold man decided to make it up
alzheimerseqsue posts

⊖ Thread has reached reply limit.


1488 replies | 79 files
Connecting...
Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

- news - rules - faq -
jschan 0.10.2